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Screenshot of news headline: Pete Hegseth Says the Pentagon's New Chatbot Will Make America 'More Lethal' https://www.404media.co/pete-hegseth-says-the-pentagons-new-chatbot-will-make-america-more-lethal/
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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POV image looking at a toilet from a standing position. Over the top of the image is a grid with labels a,b,c... on the x axis and 1,2,3... on the y axis. This image will be used to poll where people urinate when in a standing position e.g. "I normally start with d2 and move to d7 by the end". There is also a cat in the corner, dangerously in range of urine.
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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*his subordinate officers furiously typing "two word response to my superior to affirm his orders, keep it direct but professional"*
Screenshot of this article: https://nypost.com/2025/10/16/business/us-army-general-william-hank-taylor-uses-chatgpt-to-help-make-command-decisions/ Photo shows three military officers in combat gear grouped around microphones.
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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The cigarettes are existential in this country
Close-up image of a clear glass ashtray on a wooden table, containing ashes and a cigarette butt with the text 'WHO IS THIS' printed on the cigarette butt. The angle of the photo hides the actual Australian government warning message 'WHO IS THIS HARMING?'
June 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Haley Welch was a profit
Screenshot of the Kayhan Space Satcat interface showing information about the HAWK-2A, 47505 satellite. The orbit data source is Space-Track. The satellite image placeholder is labeled 'Showing default.' Below is a detailed description stating that HAWK-2A, 47505 is a payload satellite owned by HawkEye 360 (US) in Sun-Synchronous Orbit (SSO), launched on 24 January 2021 via a Falcon 9 rocket. The text explains its purpose and lists various satellite categories, including communication, scientific, Earth observation, GPS, and military/defense satellites.
March 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Ah yes, the two genders.
Two side-by-side doors on a dark green building; the left door has hazardous material signs indicating 'Hazchem 2WE Agrichemicals' and 'Flammable Liquid – No Smoking or Naked Lights within 3 Metres,' while the right door is labeled 'Ladies.'
March 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Absolute balenciaga
A close-up of a person's legs and feet, shackled with ankle cuffs. The individual is wearing light-colored pants and tasteful brown leather loafers. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly a courtroom or similar formal setting, as suggested by the presence of dusty power cords and partially visible furniture. The overall impression is one of captivity or legal constraint. The ankle belong to Luigi Mangione.
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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So romantic
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Golem.' The article explains that a golem is an animated anthropomorphic being in Jewish folklore, created entirely from inanimate matter like clay or mud. It mentions the famous narrative involving Judah Loew ben Bezalel, a 16th-century rabbi of Prague. A quote from Moment magazine describes the golem as a mutable metaphor symbolizing various themes such as war, community, isolation, hope, and despair.
February 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Man who didn't break law, not charged with law breaking - more news at 6
Screenshot of an ESPN article titled 'Super Bowl halftime dancer won't face charges for flag protest,' published by the Associated Press on February 10, 2025. The article reports that a cast member who displayed the Palestinian flag with the word 'GAZA' during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl LIX halftime show will not face charges, according to New Orleans police.
February 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Parliament security: essential reading
February 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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There is hope.
A news article with the headline: 'Newly spotted asteroid has small chance of hitting Earth in 2032.' The subheading states that scientists estimate the odds of a strike at slightly more than 1%. Below the text, there is an image of the NASA logo on a building exterior.
January 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Can I summon this imposter by saying "kevin costner"? Kevin costner kevin costner kevin costner.
January 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Their clock only has 1 corner day of earth's simultaneous 4-day time cube in only 15 minutes rotation. These are not the wisest men on earth. "BULL SHIT"
Four people in formal dress on stage presenting the Bulletin of American Scientist's iconic Doomsday clock. The clock has been updated to 89 seconds to midnight.
January 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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FYI
A screenshot of the ASCII code for the symbol "X". The text reads: ASCII 88 X alt + 88 (Capital letter X)
January 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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I'm gonna sell this screenshot for a bajillion dollars in three weeks
A screenshot of Google Maps, centered on the Gulf of Mexico
January 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Screenshot of a tweet that reads "My dads 11 beers deep talking about how attractive hawk tuah girl is. Mom is in the other room crying. This christmas is a disaster..." By @petermillarstar
December 26, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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This is a surreal comic-style image with three panels. 1. Top-left panel: A distorted humanoid figure with a sagging and misshapen body stands awkwardly. The text reads: "Christopher is the only being on Earth becoming flaccid at a molecular level." The figure's head is disproportionately large, with exaggerated facial features, and the colors are muted with beige and yellow tones. 2. Top-right panel: A partially disfigured, fiery-faced figure drifts to the right, with a disjointed hand reaching downward. The text says: "He is finding himself drifting toward a place beyond our reality." The colors are dark, with red and yellow emphasizing the distorted face and hand. 3. Bottom panel: The scene transitions into a cosmic, abstract background with swirling lines. The figure is now bent backward, merging into the chaotic surroundings. The text reads: "He calls this place THE SOFT," with "THE SOFT" written in large red letters. The environment is otherworldly, with a dark palette and contrasting white lines.
December 21, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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¿Porque no los dos?
December 21, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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Man this goes hard
Luigi Mangione in orange prison garb being escorted by tens of incredibly well armed guards and soldiers
December 20, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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My colleague knitted my lizard a hat
December 19, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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An AI generated image of a cartoon skeleton but the background is on fire. It is a parody of the "this is fine" dog meme. There is a text bubble that says "THS IS SPINE".
December 19, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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When you type a singular quotation mark into bing every suggestion is a story
December 18, 2024 at 6:57 AM
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That face when you can't think of a singular reason not to shoot your local CEO
December 18, 2024 at 6:09 AM
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Pulled off the greatest "no homo" in history
December 7, 2024 at 2:01 AM