A.K. Lottimore
@lottimoreorless.blacksky.app
I forgot to copy my bio before I migrated 😭
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There are a few more quotes now than there were when I started making this soooo there’s definitely stuff missing
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I miss being in the dark room developing film.
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I miss being in the dark room developing film.
Ngl that old post feels like pre-black sky @solomonmissouri.bsky.social ??
Nvm do y’all remember (lol) the breakdown I think it was on the bird app about how honest to God disrespectful this video/song was??
youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc?...
youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc?...
Michael Jackson - Remember the Time (Official Video - Upscaled)
YouTube video by michaeljacksonVEVO
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ngl that old post feels like pre-black sky @solomonmissouri.bsky.social ??
Nvm do y’all remember (lol) the breakdown I think it was on the bird app about how honest to God disrespectful this video/song was??
youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc?...
youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc?...
Michael Jackson - Remember the Time (Official Video - Upscaled)
YouTube video by michaeljacksonVEVO
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Nvm do y’all remember (lol) the breakdown I think it was on the bird app about how honest to God disrespectful this video/song was??
youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc?...
youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc?...
This isn’t difficult y’all
If you’re going to Auntie’s/Grandma’s/Mama’s and that’s where everyone is going and has gone for years to do Thanksgiving, then you better leave some cash in that woman’s purse.
You know where it is.
If someone is saying, “I wanna host and pay me $$ to compensate…,” NAH
If you’re going to Auntie’s/Grandma’s/Mama’s and that’s where everyone is going and has gone for years to do Thanksgiving, then you better leave some cash in that woman’s purse.
You know where it is.
If someone is saying, “I wanna host and pay me $$ to compensate…,” NAH
a man in a black jacket is holding a woman 's hair and says ma 'am
ALT: a man in a black jacket is holding a woman 's hair and says ma 'am
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November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This isn’t difficult y’all
If you’re going to Auntie’s/Grandma’s/Mama’s and that’s where everyone is going and has gone for years to do Thanksgiving, then you better leave some cash in that woman’s purse.
You know where it is.
If someone is saying, “I wanna host and pay me $$ to compensate…,” NAH
If you’re going to Auntie’s/Grandma’s/Mama’s and that’s where everyone is going and has gone for years to do Thanksgiving, then you better leave some cash in that woman’s purse.
You know where it is.
If someone is saying, “I wanna host and pay me $$ to compensate…,” NAH
‘SCUSE ME?!?!
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
‘SCUSE ME?!?!
It’s only 7pm I’m off tomorrow I should be getting ACTUALLY faded and doing chores tf?!?!
kermit the frog is dancing in a living room .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a living room .
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November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It’s only 7pm I’m off tomorrow I should be getting ACTUALLY faded and doing chores tf?!?!
Add me to the list for “intimidating.”
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Add me to the list for “intimidating.”
😭
my stupid ass out here like "how can /I/ become a..."
AB UB UBU BUABUBUB SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, JUST DO IT
AB UB UBU BUABUBUB SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, JUST DO IT
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
😭
not him snatching that bite right out of her mouth like a puppy 😂😭
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
not him snatching that bite right out of her mouth like a puppy 😂😭
I hope every hotdog you bite into is crawling with maggots. I hope your hair falls out from the back up and every pillow feels DAMP forever. I hope your socks remain perpetually wet and you get incurable athletes foot. I hope every single time you sneeze you shit yourself & no one says bless you 🫡🖕🏾
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I hope every hotdog you bite into is crawling with maggots. I hope your hair falls out from the back up and every pillow feels DAMP forever. I hope your socks remain perpetually wet and you get incurable athletes foot. I hope every single time you sneeze you shit yourself & no one says bless you 🫡🖕🏾
Pffft I can get from A to B both ways without being a serious danger to myself or others
I’m golden
I’m golden
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Pffft I can get from A to B both ways without being a serious danger to myself or others
I’m golden
I’m golden
GIRL IF YOU DON’T GET THAT MONEY
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
GIRL IF YOU DON’T GET THAT MONEY
Girl it was a mix and a mess for years, one time I even ended up in the grippy socks!!!
Almost missed the wedding I was going to 😭💀
Almost missed the wedding I was going to 😭💀
That makes me sad. Who the HELL be around you?? 😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Girl it was a mix and a mess for years, one time I even ended up in the grippy socks!!!
Almost missed the wedding I was going to 😭💀
Almost missed the wedding I was going to 😭💀
Idk what it is, and I will not blame the city, but I’ve consistently had the worst of times every single visit to NYC 😭
Which cities did you have the worst time in?
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Idk what it is, and I will not blame the city, but I’ve consistently had the worst of times every single visit to NYC 😭
People experience a lack of mental illness?!
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
People experience a lack of mental illness?!
Errands to run during my lunch break:
1) Dispensary
1) Dispensary
a person is sitting in a car looking out of the window .
ALT: a person is sitting in a car looking out of the window .
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November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Errands to run during my lunch break:
1) Dispensary
1) Dispensary
Depleted spoons, no need to keep arguing w/ anyone. Y'all know what the deal is!
youtu.be/t1pqi8vjTLY?...
youtu.be/t1pqi8vjTLY?...
Michael Jackson - They Don't Care About Us (Prison Version) (Official Video)
YouTube video by michaeljacksonVEVO
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Depleted spoons, no need to keep arguing w/ anyone. Y'all know what the deal is!
youtu.be/t1pqi8vjTLY?...
youtu.be/t1pqi8vjTLY?...
"Why is Meg sitting in the back? My Mama said the back is for hoes."
You just told on yourself, your Mama, your Mama's Mama, your Mama's Mama's Mama, your Daddy, Pops, and every single car owning man you know.
Never been chauffeured a day in your big life? Not even once? Not even a ride to prom?
You just told on yourself, your Mama, your Mama's Mama, your Mama's Mama's Mama, your Daddy, Pops, and every single car owning man you know.
Never been chauffeured a day in your big life? Not even once? Not even a ride to prom?
prince is wearing a blue jacket and a white shirt and making a funny face .
ALT: prince is wearing a blue jacket and a white shirt and making a funny face .
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November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"Why is Meg sitting in the back? My Mama said the back is for hoes."
You just told on yourself, your Mama, your Mama's Mama, your Mama's Mama's Mama, your Daddy, Pops, and every single car owning man you know.
Never been chauffeured a day in your big life? Not even once? Not even a ride to prom?
You just told on yourself, your Mama, your Mama's Mama, your Mama's Mama's Mama, your Daddy, Pops, and every single car owning man you know.
Never been chauffeured a day in your big life? Not even once? Not even a ride to prom?
Since when did we start hating on reliable men making good financial decisions like having a Toyota?!?!
“Meg man in a Toyota?!”
Girl your situationship ask you for gas money. Lets relax
Girl your situationship ask you for gas money. Lets relax
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Since when did we start hating on reliable men making good financial decisions like having a Toyota?!?!
Their flirting was always shameless
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Their flirting was always shameless
I'm so happy and also so incredibly shocked, tbh.
We don't know where their line is, and zero dissents is interesting given... ya know.
We don't know where their line is, and zero dissents is interesting given... ya know.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I'm so happy and also so incredibly shocked, tbh.
We don't know where their line is, and zero dissents is interesting given... ya know.
We don't know where their line is, and zero dissents is interesting given... ya know.
I hope everywhere you go in VA someone spits in your food and stirs snot into your drinks.
I also hope every single neighbor adopts a sick dog just to let it take a steaming hot gooey shit on your front porch every morning.
I hope no matter what you do, you always slip and fall on a fresh one.
I also hope every single neighbor adopts a sick dog just to let it take a steaming hot gooey shit on your front porch every morning.
I hope no matter what you do, you always slip and fall on a fresh one.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I hope everywhere you go in VA someone spits in your food and stirs snot into your drinks.
I also hope every single neighbor adopts a sick dog just to let it take a steaming hot gooey shit on your front porch every morning.
I hope no matter what you do, you always slip and fall on a fresh one.
I also hope every single neighbor adopts a sick dog just to let it take a steaming hot gooey shit on your front porch every morning.
I hope no matter what you do, you always slip and fall on a fresh one.
Gave the kitten a sponge bath, her eye meds, dinner, and cuddle time then turned around and gave Loki his 9’s and everyone is on lights out.
I’m ready for the ranch, y’all
I’m ready for the ranch, y’all
a woman in a blue jacket is standing next to a man in a yellow plaid shirt
ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is standing next to a man in a yellow plaid shirt
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November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Gave the kitten a sponge bath, her eye meds, dinner, and cuddle time then turned around and gave Loki his 9’s and everyone is on lights out.
I’m ready for the ranch, y’all
I’m ready for the ranch, y’all