Jonathan Kennedy-Ellis
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Jonathan Kennedy-Ellis
@longbowjon.bsky.social
Professional chemist, unprofessional DM/GM, amateur Leather crafter, pretty ok Archer.
While I'm excited for what campaign 4 will bring, I'm a little disappointed that it seems like they've fallen into the same trap they always fall into with their character's design.
WHOSE LEGENDS WILL BE WRITTEN IN ARAMÁN? ⚔️ 🧭 🪶 👀

Take a (respectful) first look at our stunning new #CriticalRole Campaign 4 adventurers before their tale begins at the table this OCTOBER 2ND!

@willingblam.bsky.social is TEOR PRIDESIRE 🦁

[ Art by Loren Hontalinna & Hannah Friederichs 🎨✨]
September 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
September 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
April 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Hello, Blue Sky! For my first post, I wanted to wish everyone as much peace as a sleeping polar bear in summer time 💜
February 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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me on the banks of every stream restoration project
February 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours
Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours
MILWAUKEE—Growing more despondent as each turn brought them no closer to a conclusion, an exhausted group of friends was reportedly coming to the realization Friday that they had been playing the boar...
theonion.com
February 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Make Mindflayers Scary Again
There are parts of the new Monster Manual that were clearly never play tested.

Get trapped in a Mind Flayer's tentacles? You better hope there is another player to get you out, because there is nothing your PC can do to escape from its auto-grapple on a hit.
February 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
January 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Weekend project for a couple of retired colleagues. #leathercraft #hunting #fishing #handmade
January 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Absolutely wild that DA:V is on sale less than two months after release.
December 11, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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No 🔋⚡ELECTROCHEMSKY⚡🔋 starter pack? That's fine, we'll make our own.

go.bsky.app/7BokNKP
November 13, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Spec sheets need to include where the Steam deck would be placed.
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 | Official PC Specs
December 7, 2024 at 3:12 PM
It feels like companies have gone wild with using AI in advertising for Christmas this year.
December 3, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I will forever be mad at Larian for creating the ability Radiant Retort, and then giving it specifically to creatures that you would use radiant damage against.
Baldur's Gate 3 is a hugely impressive game with incredible player choice, voice acting and narrative depth.

But it does feel like playing DnD with the world's most petty DM.

Player: I cross the chasm as a raven.

GM: A previously unseen beholder instantly kills you. Roll a new character.
November 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Relatable.
My biggest freak quality is actual enjoyment of Christmas music
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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It’s here! In a little bit, I’m going to take you all on a little Barbie adventure with me and do a thread of this BEJEWELED EVENING and take a detour to talk about the accessory-based design ethos of my upcoming game, Dollhouse Drama 💖💎
November 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Apologies if @dmsguild.com crashes, I'm pulling a lifetime royalty report.
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I have saved over $200 by borrowing manga rather than buying it to languish on a shelf
November 18, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Saw a post on Linkedin about how Chegg is dying because of AI and I have mixed feelings about it.
November 18, 2024 at 6:48 PM
My goal for Bluesky is to only repost things that make me smile, rather than smirk.
November 18, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Redrew my old art, 20 years later! 🌈✨

I never imagined I could draw like this one day.
Don't give up on your dreams!

#pokemon #illustration #イラスト
November 18, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Coming to blue sky like:
a man in a pirate costume is standing on a boat in the water
ALT: a man in a pirate costume is standing on a boat in the water
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Just reading this gives me a visceral reaction like Pavlov's dog.
I want an entire bag of "OOPS! All flavor!" Doritos
November 12, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Since Twitter died, I wanted to post my most popular one. Something like 120k likes.
November 8, 2024 at 5:33 PM