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Kill Every Monster
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We are an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Part of the @deadghostpro.com network.

Co-produced by @aramvartian.com and @djmalenfant.bsky.social

Follow our amazing guests! https://go.bsky.app/5WtDuQt
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · Oct 22
Welcome new people!

We are an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons show that takes a deep-dive into every monster in the manual.
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Just stumbled on this podcast and loving it so far! @killeverymonster.com #dnd #monstertropes #ttrpg
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Seconded.
zackgrey.bsky.social Zack Grey @zackgrey.bsky.social · 2d
Buddy sent me this from @baddndhooks.bsky.social today.

BEAUTIFUL!
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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In 15 minutes - Dungeons & Dragons 5e! with @conkliodd.bsky.social @aramvartian.com @etherealashie.bsky.social @taggianto.bsky.social Zach

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The cast line up for a game of Dungeons and Dragons, taking place on Sunday November 9 at 9 am Pacific, with GM Owen and Aram, Ashie, Tagg, Zach. All for Andrea's Adventurers charity RPG Weekend
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Hey people - we recently switched hosts and set up a new advertising program. We did not pay enough attention to what ads we wanted to filter out.

The result is that promotions for ICE recruiting ended up in our feed. We have taken steps to ensure this will not happen again.
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Get ready to meet Sssudie.
killeverymonster.com Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 14d
🐍 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🐍

We are joined by the amazing @sebastianyue.bsky.social for the Yuan-Ti episode!

Listen to Kill Every Monster anywhere you get your podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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🐍 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🐍

We are joined by the amazing @sebastianyue.bsky.social for the Yuan-Ti episode!

Listen to Kill Every Monster anywhere you get your podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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aramvartian.com
I think about my little dragon buddy often 🥰
partyofonepodcast.bsky.social Party of One Podcast @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social · 19d
10 years of 2-player TTRPGs, and intimate one-on-one conversations. Thanks for coming along for the ride so far. Here's to many more parties to come.

If you'd like to quote-tweet this with kind words, or a favorite episode, or what you like about the show, I would appreciate it.

Party On, y'all.
PARTY OF ONE CELEBRATES TEN YEARS OF 2-PLAYER TTRPGS 2025: "Take it, Past Me" 2015: "Thanks, Future Me"
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I can't say enough how proud I was to contribute to @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social

Jeff is an institution unto himself in AP and TTRPG interviews. His work is fundamental to @killeverymonster.com

I can't say enough good about him or his show.
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I'm one of the hosts of @killeverymonster.com with @aramvartian.com

We do an interview about a D&D monster, then run a short AP around the monster in the back half of the episode.
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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If you heard the Treant episode of @killeverymonster.com, you know how funny Anica is, and this idea is so fun.

It's gonna be worth having just to read.
atticus.haus Anica Cihla @atticus.haus · 21d
only five days left to back The CryptID Show! i’d love to break 200 backers, so please check it out/back it/share it with friends and family and frenemies and enemies and enemies-to-lovers and just regular lovers and colleagues and collaborators and coworkers and co-conspirers and
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October 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Forreal forreal, this episode made me want to have a dwarf town that is in a symbiotic relationship with rust monsters
killeverymonster.com Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 29d
✅ build catapults
✅ lay siege to a castle
🚫 make thermite
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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*takes notes*
killeverymonster.com Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · 29d
✅ build catapults
✅ lay siege to a castle
🚫 make thermite
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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✅ build catapults
✅ lay siege to a castle
🚫 make thermite
October 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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𝙰 𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚊𝚗 seͤeͤ 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚜...

Arcane Corps: Gifts of Fear continues TONIGHT at 8PM ET! Watch it our Twitch, Youtube, and @MonteCookGames ' Moonbeam platform!
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Stream promotional for Arcane Corps Gifts of Fear. There is a nebulous background of deep green and teal. The image in the background shows an old fashioned tape recorder dead center. At the top of the page is the Othersider Studios Logo and the Monte Cook Games logo. The promotion reads "Arcane Corps: Gifts of Fear, A Magnus Archive RPG Actual Play. Prologue" Beneathe that is images of the cast: Ambrose as the Storyteller, Mozzarelle as Marcus Adani, Synxiec as Orfi Stera, and Bee Zelda as Janemba. And underneath that it reads "Tonight @ 8pm ET, watch on Twitch, Youtube, and Moonbeam"
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Libraries rule
October 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Sound off. Celebrate yourself here. Find each other. We're stronger together.

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October 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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@killeverymonster.com a thought.
“Anything that’s been invented for trains is something dwarves would have”
“Dwarves would definitely invent a railgun”

Maglev trains.
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Season 5 of @killeverymonster.com starts today!

Join us on Discord tonight at 8pm EST for a live watch of the episode and DM Notes.
killeverymonster.com Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · Sep 29
⛓️‍💥 Season 5 of Kill Every Monster has begun! ⛓️‍💥

To kick it off, we are joined by Zac from @carbon-and-iron.bsky.social for the Rust Monster.

Join us TONIGHT at 8pm EST for a live listen to the Rust Monster episode and our Patreon-exclusive DM Notes.
A fantasy-themed podcast cover. The main image is a large, hand-drawn illustration of a fantastical creature called a Rust Monster. The monster is a large, reddish-brown insect-like creature with six legs, a feathered tail, and a bony snout. In the top right corner, there is a Polaroid photo of a man with a mohawk, beard, and red sunglasses, with the name "Zac" written on the bottom. The title "RUST MONSTER" is written in large, jagged, pink and yellow letters below the creature. The bottom of the image features a line of purple rocks and a line of text that says, "KILL EVERY MONSTER." A podcast cover image designed to look like a Dungeon Master's notes. On a sheet of graph paper, there's a hand-drawn illustration of a fantastical creature called a Rust Monster. The creature looks like a large, six-legged insect with a feathered tail and a snout. The text next to it reads, "These strange, normally docile creatures corrode ferrous metals, then gobble up the rust they create. In doing so, they have ruined the armor, shields, and weapons of countless adventurers." In the foreground, a multi-colored ten-sided die is featured along with a hand-drawn sword, some numbers, and a monster with eyes on stalks. The bottom of the image has a line of text that says, "KILL EVERY MONSTER."
September 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Join us tonight for the start of Season 5!

Link to the Discord event: discord.gg/AmEqHTTxGU?e...
September 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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⛓️‍💥 Season 5 of Kill Every Monster has begun! ⛓️‍💥

To kick it off, we are joined by Zac from @carbon-and-iron.bsky.social for the Rust Monster.

Join us TONIGHT at 8pm EST for a live listen to the Rust Monster episode and our Patreon-exclusive DM Notes.
A fantasy-themed podcast cover. The main image is a large, hand-drawn illustration of a fantastical creature called a Rust Monster. The monster is a large, reddish-brown insect-like creature with six legs, a feathered tail, and a bony snout. In the top right corner, there is a Polaroid photo of a man with a mohawk, beard, and red sunglasses, with the name "Zac" written on the bottom. The title "RUST MONSTER" is written in large, jagged, pink and yellow letters below the creature. The bottom of the image features a line of purple rocks and a line of text that says, "KILL EVERY MONSTER." A podcast cover image designed to look like a Dungeon Master's notes. On a sheet of graph paper, there's a hand-drawn illustration of a fantastical creature called a Rust Monster. The creature looks like a large, six-legged insect with a feathered tail and a snout. The text next to it reads, "These strange, normally docile creatures corrode ferrous metals, then gobble up the rust they create. In doing so, they have ruined the armor, shields, and weapons of countless adventurers." In the foreground, a multi-colored ten-sided die is featured along with a hand-drawn sword, some numbers, and a monster with eyes on stalks. The bottom of the image has a line of text that says, "KILL EVERY MONSTER."
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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You'll meet Zac when the Rust Monster episode goes live as we kick off Season 5 on September 29th.
carbon-and-iron.bsky.social Carbon & Iron @carbon-and-iron.bsky.social · Sep 25
Hello Bluesky! This is me, doing a bit of forge welding.

Video by Aram Vartian
September 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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This is going to be such a good season of @killeverymonster.com
killeverymonster.com Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · Sep 9
Get ready for Season 5 of Kill Every Monster!
- Rust Monster with Zac: Sep 29th
- Gnoll with Khaldoun: Oct 13th
- Devils with @lilithttrpg.bsky.social: Oct 27th
- Yuan-ti with @sebastianyue.bsky.social: Nov 10th
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Gnoll. The main subject is a fearsome, illustrated gnoll—a humanoid hyena with greyish fur, wearing piecemeal armor and holding a spear. In the upper right is a black-and-white instant photo of a man named Khaldoun, who is making a playful, claw-like gesture. The title 'GNOLL' is rendered in large, dripping letters with a vibrant pink-to-yellow gradient. The base of the image is a rocky landscape made of purple polyhedral dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being 'Devils.' The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a powerful, red-skinned devil whose head and face are wrapped in bandages and chains. More chains are wrapped around its body and connected to large hooks. In the upper right is a black-and-white instant photo of a young woman with dark hair and a choker, identified as 'Hannah.' The title 'DEVILS' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
September 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Get ready for Season 5 of Kill Every Monster!
- Rust Monster with Zac: Sep 29th
- Gnoll with Khaldoun: Oct 13th
- Devils with @lilithttrpg.bsky.social: Oct 27th
- Yuan-ti with @sebastianyue.bsky.social: Nov 10th
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Gnoll. The main subject is a fearsome, illustrated gnoll—a humanoid hyena with greyish fur, wearing piecemeal armor and holding a spear. In the upper right is a black-and-white instant photo of a man named Khaldoun, who is making a playful, claw-like gesture. The title 'GNOLL' is rendered in large, dripping letters with a vibrant pink-to-yellow gradient. The base of the image is a rocky landscape made of purple polyhedral dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being 'Devils.' The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a powerful, red-skinned devil whose head and face are wrapped in bandages and chains. More chains are wrapped around its body and connected to large hooks. In the upper right is a black-and-white instant photo of a young woman with dark hair and a choker, identified as 'Hannah.' The title 'DEVILS' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
September 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Season 5 of Kill Every Monster is going to be one of our best ones yet.
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster.' The main subject is a large, menacing fantasy illustration of a gnoll (a humanoid hyena) in crude armor. In the upper right corner is a black-and-white instant photo of a man named Khaldoun making an expressive face. The word 'GNOLL' is centered in large, dripping, pink-and-yellow gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice and the show's title.
September 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Season 5 of the show is starting off strong 💪🏽
aramvartian.com Aram ➡️ PaxU @aramvartian.com · Sep 3
Just wrapped Season 5, Episode 2 of @killeverymonster.com with Khaldoun Khelil!

Patreon supporters will get an early release in a couple weeks.
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster.' The main subject is a large, menacing fantasy illustration of a gnoll (a humanoid hyena) in crude armor. In the upper right corner is a black-and-white instant photo of a man named Khaldoun making an expressive face. The word 'GNOLL' is centered in large, dripping, pink-and-yellow gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice and the show's title.
September 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM