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Kill Every Monster
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We are an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Part of the @deadghostpro.com network.

Co-produced by @aramvartian.com and @djmalenfant.bsky.social

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🐍 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🐍

We are joined by the amazing @sebastianyue.bsky.social for the Yuan-Ti episode!

Listen to Kill Every Monster anywhere you get your podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Want more Rust Monster content?

Listen to us on Patreon and Apple Podcasts to get bonus Cutting Room Floor and DM Notes episodes! www.patreon.com/c/deadghostpro
October 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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✅ build catapults
✅ lay siege to a castle
🚫 make thermite
October 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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⛓️‍💥 Season 5 of Kill Every Monster has begun! ⛓️‍💥

To kick it off, we are joined by Zac from @carbon-and-iron.bsky.social for the Rust Monster.

Join us TONIGHT at 8pm EST for a live listen to the Rust Monster episode and our Patreon-exclusive DM Notes.
A fantasy-themed podcast cover. The main image is a large, hand-drawn illustration of a fantastical creature called a Rust Monster. The monster is a large, reddish-brown insect-like creature with six legs, a feathered tail, and a bony snout. In the top right corner, there is a Polaroid photo of a man with a mohawk, beard, and red sunglasses, with the name "Zac" written on the bottom. The title "RUST MONSTER" is written in large, jagged, pink and yellow letters below the creature. The bottom of the image features a line of purple rocks and a line of text that says, "KILL EVERY MONSTER." A podcast cover image designed to look like a Dungeon Master's notes. On a sheet of graph paper, there's a hand-drawn illustration of a fantastical creature called a Rust Monster. The creature looks like a large, six-legged insect with a feathered tail and a snout. The text next to it reads, "These strange, normally docile creatures corrode ferrous metals, then gobble up the rust they create. In doing so, they have ruined the armor, shields, and weapons of countless adventurers." In the foreground, a multi-colored ten-sided die is featured along with a hand-drawn sword, some numbers, and a monster with eyes on stalks. The bottom of the image has a line of text that says, "KILL EVERY MONSTER."
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Don't want to wait?

You can listen to the Rust Monster and Gnoll episodes right now on Patreon, ad-free: www.patreon.com/c/deadghostpro

New members get a 7-day free trial of all our episodes and bonus content!
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Gnoll. The main subject is a fearsome, illustrated gnoll—a humanoid hyena with greyish fur, wearing piecemeal armor and holding a spear. In the upper right is a black-and-white instant photo of a man named Khaldoun, who is making a playful, claw-like gesture. The title 'GNOLL' is rendered in large, dripping letters with a vibrant pink-to-yellow gradient. The base of the image is a rocky landscape made of purple polyhedral dice.
September 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Don't want to wait for season 5 to start?

You can listen to the Rust Monster early and ad-free, along with our supporter-exclusive DM Notes and Cutting Room Floor clips right now on Patreon!

New members get a FREE week to try everything out: www.patreon.com/c/deadghostpro
A graphic styled like a page from a Dungeon Master's notebook for the 'Kill Every Monster' series. The title is 'dm's notes: RUST MONSTER.' The main text reads: 'These strange, normally docile creatures corrode ferrous metals, then gobble up the rust they create. In doing so, they have ruined the armor, shields, and weapons of countless adventurers.' The page also features an illustration of the Rust Monster in an open book, a colorful rainbow D20 die, a doodle of a sword with HP numbers written beside it, and a cute doodle of a Beholder monster. The bottom of the image has a rocky landscape and the series title. An image designed as a single frame of 35mm film, complete with black borders and sprocket holes. The central picture has a background of brown, gridded paper with faint monster sketches. An illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like Dungeons & Dragons Rust Monster is on the left. The title is presented on two layered elements: a yellow sticky note reading 'cutting room floor:' and a torn piece of paper below it reading 'RUST MONSTER'.
September 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Get ready for Season 5 of Kill Every Monster!
- Rust Monster with Zac: Sep 29th
- Gnoll with Khaldoun: Oct 13th
- Devils with @lilithttrpg.bsky.social: Oct 27th
- Yuan-ti with @sebastianyue.bsky.social: Nov 10th
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Gnoll. The main subject is a fearsome, illustrated gnoll—a humanoid hyena with greyish fur, wearing piecemeal armor and holding a spear. In the upper right is a black-and-white instant photo of a man named Khaldoun, who is making a playful, claw-like gesture. The title 'GNOLL' is rendered in large, dripping letters with a vibrant pink-to-yellow gradient. The base of the image is a rocky landscape made of purple polyhedral dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being 'Devils.' The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a powerful, red-skinned devil whose head and face are wrapped in bandages and chains. More chains are wrapped around its body and connected to large hooks. In the upper right is a black-and-white instant photo of a young woman with dark hair and a choker, identified as 'Hannah.' The title 'DEVILS' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
September 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Season 5 of Kill Every Monster is going to be one of our best ones yet.
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice. An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster.' The main subject is a large, menacing fantasy illustration of a gnoll (a humanoid hyena) in crude armor. In the upper right corner is a black-and-white instant photo of a man named Khaldoun making an expressive face. The word 'GNOLL' is centered in large, dripping, pink-and-yellow gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice and the show's title.
September 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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✉️ NEW EPISODE ALERT ✉️

Dylan and Aram answer listener questions from Season 4 of Kill Every Monster.
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August 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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We are going LIVE with a special preview of our new series, "Dylan Is Mad About A Thing" in 7 minutes!

Join us in chat for episode 1: "Worldbuilding."
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August 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Join us TONIGHT at 8pm EST for the live premiere of Kill Every Monster Season 4 "Does It Murder?"

Set a reminder here: discord.gg/gKyVMkEap5?e...
Cover for the Season 4 "Does It Murder" episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Kill Every Monster."
August 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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This is the content you miss out on if you don't listen to our Patreon and Apple Podcasts-exclusive DM Notes.
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August 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Want even more Treant content?

Check out our DM Notes and Cutting Room Floor content as Dylan and Aram throw some friendly elbows.

Get both with a FREE 7-day trial for new listeners: www.patreon.com/c/deadghostpro
July 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Dylan and Anica tapped their rural Canadian roots and delivered dueling accents in the discussion part of our Treant episode.
July 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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We've got something new for our amazing Patreon and Apple Podcast supporters coming in August.
Cover for episode one of the new subscriber-only Kill Every Monster series "Dylan Is Mad About A Thing."
July 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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We've also got our exclusive Peryton DM Notes and Cutting Room Floor clips up on Patreon!

New listeners can sign up for a FREE 7-day trial here: www.patreon.com/deadghostpro
Episode cover for the Patreon-exclusive DM Notes of the "Kill Every Monster" Dungeons and Dragons podcast episode: Peryton. Episode cover for the Patreon-exclusive Cutting Room Floor of the "Kill Every Monster" Dungeons and Dragons podcast episode: Peryton.
July 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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🦅 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🦅

Peryton with @puja.bsky.social is live! Listen as we discuss how this heart-eating monster is a great pick to terrorize your low-level Dungeons and Dragons players.
July 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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In the Treant episode, Dylan and @atticus.haus whip out their dueling rural Canadian accents to tell a story of a proud oak seeking revenge for its fallen friends.

Set a reminder to join us for the LIVE premiere July 27th! discord.gg/gKyVMkEap5?e...
July 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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For the Peryton episode, we talk about how a bird deer who hunts mortal hearts can make lower-level encounters truly horrifying...and Aram learns about "water" deer.

Set a reminder to join us for the LIVE premiere July 13th! discord.gg/rZy7BKgpNW?e...
July 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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New episodes of Kill Every Monster start TOMORROW!

🦅 Peryton w/ @puja.bsky.social: July 13
🌳 Treant w/ @atticus.haus: July 27
🗡️ Does It Murder Season 4: Aug 10
📬 Season 5 Mailbag: Aug 24
⛓️‍💥 Rust Monster w/ Zac (Welcome to Season 5!): Sept 28
Covers for the Peryton, Treant, Does It Murder?, and Rust Monster episodes of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Kill Every Monster."
July 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Dylan and Aram throw some elbows in the DM Notes for our Treant episode.
July 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Check out Zac's amazing sculptures and framed work on his Instagram: www.instagram.com/carbon.and.i...
A framed piece of worked copper, heated and bent to draw out light and color by artists/blacksmith Zac Mahadeo.
July 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Season 5 of Kill Every Monster is already on the way!

Blacksmith Zac Mahadeo of Carbon and Iron stops by to talk about how Rust Monsters can be made better by including their ecology.
Cover of the Rust Monster episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast, "Kill Every Monster."
July 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Listen in on July 28th as we wrap up Season 4 with Treant, staring the amazing @atticus.haus!

Find episodes of Kill Every Monster anywhere you get your podcasts: open.spotify.com/show/3rgrM3R...
Cover of the Treant episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast, "Kill Every Monster."
July 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Hey, people! We've got a TON of Kill Every Monster episodes and Patreon content coming to you soon.

Starting off with the Peryton staring the amazing @puja.bsky.social, going live July 14th.
Podcast cover for the Peryton episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast, "Kill Every Monster."
July 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM