Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro
@illegallyelliot.bsky.social
(He/Him) FKA Andy.
Creator of @issuestheap.bsky.social
GM for hire.
Both 🦖 and 🏳️🌈
Creator of @issuestheap.bsky.social
GM for hire.
Both 🦖 and 🏳️🌈
Pinned
Alright, 100+ followers, here I am
🦁Elliot (he/him)
🦁Born in 92
🦁Queer (or pansexual. But queer, really) and polyamorous
🦁"Hella ADHD" (diagnosed) and peer-reviewed autistic
🦁Sex-positive
🦁TTRPG player, AP creator
🦁LARPer
🦁Pro wrestling fan
🦁Trying to do better every day
🦁Elliot (he/him)
🦁Born in 92
🦁Queer (or pansexual. But queer, really) and polyamorous
🦁"Hella ADHD" (diagnosed) and peer-reviewed autistic
🦁Sex-positive
🦁TTRPG player, AP creator
🦁LARPer
🦁Pro wrestling fan
🦁Trying to do better every day
I've only played the first episode, but to the surprise of absolutely nobody, I'm completely in love with #Dispatch. It's like this game was made in a lab for me specifically.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I've only played the first episode, but to the surprise of absolutely nobody, I'm completely in love with #Dispatch. It's like this game was made in a lab for me specifically.
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Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Goddamnit.
Ubisoft was, at one point not too long ago, working on a brand new Splinter Cell game. But it morphed over time to become XDefiant, according to a new report. https://bit.ly/4oIRYe9
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Goddamnit.
This is absolutely the most unhealthy thing I've ever seen in my life.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is absolutely the most unhealthy thing I've ever seen in my life.
With two summoners (one with arithmeticks and all the best white/black magic) and a mime along with Orlandeau feels like I've broken Final Fantasy Tactics
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
With two summoners (one with arithmeticks and all the best white/black magic) and a mime along with Orlandeau feels like I've broken Final Fantasy Tactics
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Dirtbags #15: Fallout!
Indigo protects Ira after the events in the cafeteria. Web Walker visits a relative. The two have an important conversation.
#LGBT #Queer #MasksRPG #AP #QueerAP #FuckICE
player.captivate.fm/episode/e12c...
Indigo protects Ira after the events in the cafeteria. Web Walker visits a relative. The two have an important conversation.
#LGBT #Queer #MasksRPG #AP #QueerAP #FuckICE
player.captivate.fm/episode/e12c...
Dirtbags #15: Fallout
Quickly and easily listen to Issues for free!
player.captivate.fm
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
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People going BACK to Twitter at this point in 2025 are wild.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
People going BACK to Twitter at this point in 2025 are wild.
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
Welp, time to see how these new anxiety meds work.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Welp, time to see how these new anxiety meds work.
I need to find an anime where the "asshole" half of the shonen rivalry is the stronger/better one.
Stupid anime and it's "power of friendship" stuff.
Stupid anime and it's "power of friendship" stuff.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I need to find an anime where the "asshole" half of the shonen rivalry is the stronger/better one.
Stupid anime and it's "power of friendship" stuff.
Stupid anime and it's "power of friendship" stuff.
I caught your Blue Magic joke in @thesesilentsecrets.bsky.social @marcusrvo.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I caught your Blue Magic joke in @thesesilentsecrets.bsky.social @marcusrvo.bsky.social
This is fhe first I'm hearing of this game, which is exciting because it sounds like it was made in a laboratory for me specifically
I wrote the Juggernaut with the classic unstoppable fool trope in mind for LastKissGame.com and what really surprised me, was how popular this playbook was during playtesting.
Your Jugg might be a himbo, or they might just be someone who pushes the terror of the world aside. #TTRPG
Your Jugg might be a himbo, or they might just be someone who pushes the terror of the world aside. #TTRPG
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is fhe first I'm hearing of this game, which is exciting because it sounds like it was made in a laboratory for me specifically
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Seriously. What are you guys doing.
Beyond disappointed to find Necronomico and the Cosmic Horror Show's subs on @crunchyroll.com are blatantly and openly ChatGPT.
This is not acceptable. How can we be expected to pay for a service that clearly doesn't care about the quality of its products?
This is not acceptable. How can we be expected to pay for a service that clearly doesn't care about the quality of its products?
July 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Seriously. What are you guys doing.
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Well-meaning ally, seeing "any/all pronouns": Any is such a cool person! I'm so glad I'm friends with all.
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well-meaning ally, seeing "any/all pronouns": Any is such a cool person! I'm so glad I'm friends with all.
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I am not fucking joking when I say the English-speaking video game world would be nothing without GameFAQs. Everyone and their mom used it (literally, my mom and all her friends). If you played video games in the 2000s you probably knew GameFAQs in the same way most people know, like, Wikipedia
Hey, happy 30th birthday GameFAQs! Launched on November 5th, 1995!
The earliest scrape I can find on Wayback is December 1996, but I doubt the site changed much. But yes, here it is in its earliest days as the Video Game FAQ Archive!
The earliest scrape I can find on Wayback is December 1996, but I doubt the site changed much. But yes, here it is in its earliest days as the Video Game FAQ Archive!
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am not fucking joking when I say the English-speaking video game world would be nothing without GameFAQs. Everyone and their mom used it (literally, my mom and all her friends). If you played video games in the 2000s you probably knew GameFAQs in the same way most people know, like, Wikipedia
The Disney Jr Spider-Man show is so fucking funny to me. All the villains are just such assholes for no fucking reason.
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The Disney Jr Spider-Man show is so fucking funny to me. All the villains are just such assholes for no fucking reason.
"Flying on a dragon was one of the things on my bucket list I actually feel comfortable sharing with children" is such a @megsothoth.bsky.social line, tbh
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"Flying on a dragon was one of the things on my bucket list I actually feel comfortable sharing with children" is such a @megsothoth.bsky.social line, tbh
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Hoodie + briefs is so sexy. This is my dress code now…also no shoes 👀
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hoodie + briefs is so sexy. This is my dress code now…also no shoes 👀
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Here's an interesting question for people who like APs.
Do you watch/listen to the session 0 if provided? Do you do so first before getting into the episodes, or do you like to dig in retroactively?
Do you watch/listen to the session 0 if provided? Do you do so first before getting into the episodes, or do you like to dig in retroactively?
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Here's an interesting question for people who like APs.
Do you watch/listen to the session 0 if provided? Do you do so first before getting into the episodes, or do you like to dig in retroactively?
Do you watch/listen to the session 0 if provided? Do you do so first before getting into the episodes, or do you like to dig in retroactively?
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
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Miss Piggy is getting her own movie at last. 🐷 💅
Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are teaming up to produce the film with Disney, and Cole Escola will reportedly write the screenplay. bit.ly/4qIgjlt
Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are teaming up to produce the film with Disney, and Cole Escola will reportedly write the screenplay. bit.ly/4qIgjlt
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Miss Piggy is getting her own movie at last. 🐷 💅
Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are teaming up to produce the film with Disney, and Cole Escola will reportedly write the screenplay. bit.ly/4qIgjlt
Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are teaming up to produce the film with Disney, and Cole Escola will reportedly write the screenplay. bit.ly/4qIgjlt