Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro
@illegallyelliot.bsky.social
(He/Him) FKA Andy.
Creator of @issuestheap.bsky.social
GM for hire.
Both 🦖 and 🏳️🌈
Creator of @issuestheap.bsky.social
GM for hire.
Both 🦖 and 🏳️🌈
Pinned
Alright, 100+ followers, here I am
🦁Elliot (he/him)
🦁Born in 92
🦁Queer (or pansexual. But queer, really) and polyamorous
🦁"Hella ADHD" (diagnosed) and peer-reviewed autistic
🦁Sex-positive
🦁TTRPG player, AP creator
🦁LARPer
🦁Pro wrestling fan
🦁Trying to do better every day
🦁Elliot (he/him)
🦁Born in 92
🦁Queer (or pansexual. But queer, really) and polyamorous
🦁"Hella ADHD" (diagnosed) and peer-reviewed autistic
🦁Sex-positive
🦁TTRPG player, AP creator
🦁LARPer
🦁Pro wrestling fan
🦁Trying to do better every day
Man, @midnightburger.bsky.social is so cool it makes me wish diners were real
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Man, @midnightburger.bsky.social is so cool it makes me wish diners were real
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
I hate when coworkers try to empathize with my bad mood. They usually just end up trivializing it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I hate when coworkers try to empathize with my bad mood. They usually just end up trivializing it.
Time to be sad and lonely for 9 hours. Thanks, capitalism.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Time to be sad and lonely for 9 hours. Thanks, capitalism.
I'm surprised there's not more famous transmasc golfers.
After all, they're already used to taking tee shots.
🥁
After all, they're already used to taking tee shots.
🥁
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm surprised there's not more famous transmasc golfers.
After all, they're already used to taking tee shots.
🥁
After all, they're already used to taking tee shots.
🥁
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"It’s hard to believe I’m standing in the lobby where the first ever Midwest FurFest took place… because I’m not. That’s in Arlington Heights, which is miles away and hasn't been home to MFF since 2001."
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"It’s hard to believe I’m standing in the lobby where the first ever Midwest FurFest took place… because I’m not. That’s in Arlington Heights, which is miles away and hasn't been home to MFF since 2001."
And that's credits rolled on #Dispatch. What a good fuckin' game.
IDK who had the idea of "what if The Suicide Squad was a workplace comedy," but I love that they did.
IDK who had the idea of "what if The Suicide Squad was a workplace comedy," but I love that they did.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
And that's credits rolled on #Dispatch. What a good fuckin' game.
IDK who had the idea of "what if The Suicide Squad was a workplace comedy," but I love that they did.
IDK who had the idea of "what if The Suicide Squad was a workplace comedy," but I love that they did.
Can't believe I got bullied out of Commander just because I had a 40/40 commander and could add 22 +1/+1 counters every combat phase.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Can't believe I got bullied out of Commander just because I had a 40/40 commander and could add 22 +1/+1 counters every combat phase.
I've never met a straight Jordan
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I've never met a straight Jordan
"Why did I wake up from this dream feeling weird and incredibly conflicted?"
And then I remembered it was the return of dreams about the person that fucked up my year the most and sent me back into therapy lmao
And then I remembered it was the return of dreams about the person that fucked up my year the most and sent me back into therapy lmao
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"Why did I wake up from this dream feeling weird and incredibly conflicted?"
And then I remembered it was the return of dreams about the person that fucked up my year the most and sent me back into therapy lmao
And then I remembered it was the return of dreams about the person that fucked up my year the most and sent me back into therapy lmao
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hear me out we need another muppets movie
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
hear me out we need another muppets movie
"Wicked For Good is bad because the pacing is bad!"
"Wicked For Good is bad because of these plot holes/unexplained elements!"
You absolute fools, that's what makes it an accurate adaptation!
"Wicked For Good is bad because of these plot holes/unexplained elements!"
You absolute fools, that's what makes it an accurate adaptation!
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"Wicked For Good is bad because the pacing is bad!"
"Wicked For Good is bad because of these plot holes/unexplained elements!"
You absolute fools, that's what makes it an accurate adaptation!
"Wicked For Good is bad because of these plot holes/unexplained elements!"
You absolute fools, that's what makes it an accurate adaptation!
FUCK, I didn't expect Dispatch to make me fully sob.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
FUCK, I didn't expect Dispatch to make me fully sob.
Wicked For Good SPOILERS (very minor)
I still can't get over how Elphaba leaves the very first scene.
Skateboarding on her broom and then FUCKING KICKFLIPPING IT TO RIDE IT CORRECTLY?? What was the point? I fucking love it
I still can't get over how Elphaba leaves the very first scene.
Skateboarding on her broom and then FUCKING KICKFLIPPING IT TO RIDE IT CORRECTLY?? What was the point? I fucking love it
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Wicked For Good SPOILERS (very minor)
I still can't get over how Elphaba leaves the very first scene.
Skateboarding on her broom and then FUCKING KICKFLIPPING IT TO RIDE IT CORRECTLY?? What was the point? I fucking love it
I still can't get over how Elphaba leaves the very first scene.
Skateboarding on her broom and then FUCKING KICKFLIPPING IT TO RIDE IT CORRECTLY?? What was the point? I fucking love it
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
People don't talk about Monster Rancher enough
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
People don't talk about Monster Rancher enough
Jeez, once you start unlearning diet/food shame culture, you notice that shit is fucking *everywhere*
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Jeez, once you start unlearning diet/food shame culture, you notice that shit is fucking *everywhere*
Why did they call it a buttcrack when assfault is right there?
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Why did they call it a buttcrack when assfault is right there?
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Trump suddenly quitting the presidency, moving to New York and getting a job at some low-level company like in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Trump suddenly quitting the presidency, moving to New York and getting a job at some low-level company like in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
"I use AI to inspire me to create things"
You know what I use to inspire me? My fucking brain. Absolute loser take.
You know what I use to inspire me? My fucking brain. Absolute loser take.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"I use AI to inspire me to create things"
You know what I use to inspire me? My fucking brain. Absolute loser take.
You know what I use to inspire me? My fucking brain. Absolute loser take.
Can confirm Part 1 still fucks and the Ozdust Ballroom scene makes me cry harder each time
Wicked double feature time! See y'all in 5-ish hours
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Can confirm Part 1 still fucks and the Ozdust Ballroom scene makes me cry harder each time
Wicked double feature time! See y'all in 5-ish hours
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wicked double feature time! See y'all in 5-ish hours
The straight white boy hivemind I work with has decided that bird calls are cool, apparently.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The straight white boy hivemind I work with has decided that bird calls are cool, apparently.
I HAVE MY SKIN BACK!
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I HAVE MY SKIN BACK!