Lonnie Lazar
@lonbud.bsky.social
Attorney; Author of Viva Lofton: Memoir of a Beginner Dad; musician; writer-songsinger; cyclist; photographer; seeker...
The invasion coming for our southern border that #TFG should actually be worried about: apple.news/AbMyX0sfFTU-...
The ‘Man-Eater’ Screwworm Is Coming — The Atlantic
After a decades-long campaign to beat the parasites down to Panama, they’re speeding back up north.
apple.news
May 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The invasion coming for our southern border that #TFG should actually be worried about: apple.news/AbMyX0sfFTU-...
Funny, not a single member of Tren de Aragua among them. #homegrowncriminals
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apple.news/A2s4emI7wQoe...
Live coverage: 10 inmates on the run after escape at Orleans Parish jail — WDSU
It is unclear when the escape happened or how many inmates are missing.
apple.news
May 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Funny, not a single member of Tren de Aragua among them. #homegrowncriminals
apple.news/A2s4emI7wQoe...
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#VivaLofton by @lonbud.bsky.social
It’s a memoir, a meditation on growing up & raising a son, a great read for a men’s group—or just for dads.
It’s by turns hilarious & touching, witty & insightful, full of LOL moments like “Running Guns for Keith Richards”—yes, really.
(From the Editor 😇)
It’s a memoir, a meditation on growing up & raising a son, a great read for a men’s group—or just for dads.
It’s by turns hilarious & touching, witty & insightful, full of LOL moments like “Running Guns for Keith Richards”—yes, really.
(From the Editor 😇)
May 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
#VivaLofton by @lonbud.bsky.social
It’s a memoir, a meditation on growing up & raising a son, a great read for a men’s group—or just for dads.
It’s by turns hilarious & touching, witty & insightful, full of LOL moments like “Running Guns for Keith Richards”—yes, really.
(From the Editor 😇)
It’s a memoir, a meditation on growing up & raising a son, a great read for a men’s group—or just for dads.
It’s by turns hilarious & touching, witty & insightful, full of LOL moments like “Running Guns for Keith Richards”—yes, really.
(From the Editor 😇)
And so it shall be written. And so it shall be done.
Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.
May 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
And so it shall be written. And so it shall be done.
When you are making Piers Morgan look good, you have lost the match, hon.
Piers Morgan is a POS but man is this interview wild - based on the way her tone changes I don't think she realized the implications of what she said until after she said it.
If you look closely you can see her realize she is absolutely cooked in real time.
If you look closely you can see her realize she is absolutely cooked in real time.
May 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When you are making Piers Morgan look good, you have lost the match, hon.
“Last month a plane slid off the deck when a Houthi attack forced the Truman to make a sharp turn, which is like trying to turn an aircraft carrier.”
Subscribe today. For your own sake and sanity.
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Subscribe today. For your own sake and sanity.
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Trump Signs off on GOP Bill to Make Poor Kids Hungry Again
Republicans also finalizing cuts to Medicaid that they can call not cutting Medicaid
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May 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“Last month a plane slid off the deck when a Houthi attack forced the Truman to make a sharp turn, which is like trying to turn an aircraft carrier.”
Subscribe today. For your own sake and sanity.
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Subscribe today. For your own sake and sanity.
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…this line, from the always informative and never not entertaining #JonathanLarsen’s The Fucking News substack, made me laugh out loud, filling my entire being with the endorphins in will need to make it through another day in this hellscape of a moment in time: (2/3)
May 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
…this line, from the always informative and never not entertaining #JonathanLarsen’s The Fucking News substack, made me laugh out loud, filling my entire being with the endorphins in will need to make it through another day in this hellscape of a moment in time: (2/3)
They say laughter is the best medicine and, well, after a morning of reading about the incredibly depressing stupidity of the president of the United States and every single person within ten-thousand miles of his orbit, (1/3)
May 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They say laughter is the best medicine and, well, after a morning of reading about the incredibly depressing stupidity of the president of the United States and every single person within ten-thousand miles of his orbit, (1/3)
Where was Vlad? Riding horses? Playing golf? #funeralnoshow
April 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Where was Vlad? Riding horses? Playing golf? #funeralnoshow
Grifter’s gonna grift.
That tingling sensation MAGA feels about Donald Trump is actually him picking their pockets. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/23/t...
Trump Offers a Private Dinner to Top 220 Investors in His Memecoin
The offer, which caused President Trump’s memecoin to surge in price, was his family’s latest effort to profit from cryptocurrencies.
www.nytimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Grifter’s gonna grift.
Winning like no one has ever seen.
Trump and his administration have lost seven cases so far today.
April 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Winning like no one has ever seen.
This is true.
It’s already a win for Hegseth that the conversation is around if he should resign and not if he should be jailed.
April 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This is true.
#elonoma 🤣
Vengeance of the AI era: Palo Alto crosswalks were hacked into this weekend to play various recordings of Zuck & Musk saying some sad & naughty things. 😅 #goodtrouble #Teslatakedown
April 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
#elonoma 🤣
#BlueOrigin crew? More like #payload.
April 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
#BlueOrigin crew? More like #payload.
If #CherylHines had any integrity, she’d have been the one to snub #tfg.
April 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If #CherylHines had any integrity, she’d have been the one to snub #tfg.
Scarcity mindset vibes here.
Today I introduced my first bill in the U.S. Senate, and its to ban Chinese vehicles in the U.S. market.
Learn more here:
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
Learn more here:
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
April 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Scarcity mindset vibes here.
And not a moment too soon.
The market has crashed and we are lurching into a Trump recession, but take heart: Trump's official White House Spiritual Advisor just "cancelled" all demonic attacks on our economy (via X).
April 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
And not a moment too soon.