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Rock Lodster

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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai With Big Naturals Across the 8th Dimension

Unnamed Jeb-Like Doll @namelesswrench.bsky.social · 6d

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

January 22, 2026 at 12:41 PM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

@wilburwurthless.bsky.social

January 20, 2026 at 5:58 AM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

No new pics, where are you mentally?

January 18, 2026 at 7:01 AM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

Meh Prodigy

Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 13d

Ruin a band by changing one letter.

Queer

January 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!

@standplaatskrk.pl

cryptotheism on tumblr: "Dude you have to listen to this DnD podcast the party has an edgy mean lesbian AND a melodramatic twink AND a muscle mommy AND a joke character. And get this: it's not good."

September 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

In remembrance of Scott Adams I would like to remind everyone that Dogbert was originally gonna be called Dildog but someone sadly talked Scott out of it.

January 14, 2026 at 6:09 AM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

@rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social Hey, sorry if this is old news, but have you seen this game? I played through it last night and it made me think of your scrungly little goblins. Not much of a game as such, but a lovely little experience.
store.steampowered.com/app/2937590/...

WYRMHALL: Brush and Banter on Steam

Meet quirky characters and clean strange artifacts in this short cozy comedy game. From an enchanted teacup to a cursed skull with a chip on its shoulder, each item and client brings new twists and su...

store.steampowered.com

January 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

January 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

@wilburwurthless.bsky.social

December 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

Know what? I suddenly don't feel all that bad about Brigitte Bardot croaking after all. Jesus Fistus!

December 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM

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Pablo Hidalgo

@infinata.bsky.social

Head canon: Jessie's girl is Stacy's mom

December 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

Oh yeah, merry Christmas to one and all!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJ...

MST3K - Patrick Swayze Christmas

YouTube video by sirgraves

www.youtube.com

December 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM

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Gretchen McCulloch

@gretchenmcculloch.com

Lo, Hrodulf the red-nosed reindeer –
That beast didn’t have unshiny nostrils!

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in Anglo Saxon meter:
allthingslinguistic.com/post/1359368...

Incipit gestis Rudolphi rangifer tarandus

Hwæt, Hrodulf readnosa hrandeor –
Næfde þæt nieten unsciende næsðyrlas!
Glitenode and gladode godlice nosgrisele.
Ða hofberendas mid huscwordum hine gehefigodon;
Nolden þa geneatas Hrodulf næftig
To gomene hraniscum geador ætsomne.
Þa in Cristesmæsseæfne stormigum clommum,
Halga Claus þæt gemunde to him maðelode:
“Neahfreond nihteage nosubeorhtende!
Min hroden hrædwæn gelæd ðu, Hrodulf!”
Ða gelufodon hira laddeor þa lyftflogan –
Wæs glædnes and gliwdream; hornede sum gegieddode
“Hwæt, Hrodulf readnosa hrandeor,
Brad springð þin blæd: breme eart þu!”

Rendered literally into modern English:

Here begins the deeds of Rudolph, Tundra-Wanderer

Lo, Hrodulf the red-nosed reindeer –
That beast didn’t have unshiny nostrils!
The goodly nose-cartilage glittered and glowed.
The hoof-bearers taunted him with proud words;
The comrades wouldn’t allow wretched Hrodulf
To join the reindeer games.
Then, on Christmas Eve bound in storms
Santa Claus remembered that, spoke formally to him:
“Dear night-sighted friend, nose-bright one!
You, Hrodulf, shall lead my adorned rapid-wagon!”
Then the sky-flyers praised their lead-deer –
There was gladness and music; one of the horned ones sang
“Lo, Hrodulf the red-nosed reindeer,
Your fame spreads broadly, you are renowned!”

December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

Holy shit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ye...

Mega Man 2- Crash Man Cover by Lacey Johnson & @BiScore

YouTube video by Lacey Johnson Music

www.youtube.com

December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM

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Tim Onion

@bencollins.bsky.social

For more subway surfing highlights, please visit:
archive.org/details/3mam...

Inside Cecot (Cam Rip By Jason Paris) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

https://bsky.app/profile/jasonparis.bsky.social/post/3mam565pyes24

archive.org

December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

These games are all proper good, even the footie one.

Ben Ward @timegentleman.bsky.social · Dec 21

Okay, it's that time again: you can currently buy all available Size Five games on Steam at 75% off. That's six brillo games for less than a tenner! What a festive treat!

The Size Five page on Steam, with all their games listed and the price totted up in big friendly red text and then a drawing of Dan and Ben by a Christmas tree next to the incredibly reasonable total cost, as if to suggest that anyone not buying all these games will have a rotten holiday season and perhaps even be visited by three humourless ghosts.

December 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM

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Chris Bratt

@chrisbratt.bsky.social

Why We're Boycotting Xbox:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybj1...

The Xbox Boycott (Still) Matters

YouTube video by People Make Games

www.youtube.com

December 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM

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Steve Mullis

@stevemullis.net

incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs

It’s a eggnog recipe

nina b O 2 days ago
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I substituted the eggs for duck eggs and milk with geese fat and it came out terrible!! Please write in the recipe when reasonable substitutions cannot be made.
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Stacy Popham © 5 hours ago
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Let me break this down for you.Duck eggs instead of chicken eggs? That's actually fine. Duck eggs work in eggnog. That's not your problem.
Goose fat instead of milk? Goose fat is a solid cooking fat for roasting potatoes. Milk is a liquid dairy product. They are not interchangeable You essentially made hot melted goose fat with duck eggs. Of course it was terrible.
Bottom line: If you fundamentally change the structure of a recipe by using completely different ingredients with entirely different properties, you're not making eggnog. You're conducting a failed science experiment. Make it again with actual dairy and report back.

December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

So Cena ends his career by tapping out to fucking Gunther? What the hell kind of an end is that for one of the greatest wrestlers ever?
The people in the audience shouting bullshit and you fucked up were right for once.

December 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM

Rock Lodster

@loddedin.bsky.social

Friend of mine and her new boyfriend went to see Starship Troopers. Little did I know that the guy had quit hero and was going through bad withdrawal. At one point he projectile puked over the lady in the seat before him. Him and my friend quickly left but I stayed because it was a pretty good movie

Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · Dec 12

Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.

Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · Dec 12

It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.

December 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM