@llistorine.bsky.social
i like tacos, i like scream cry singing music in my car (alone) and i like playing video games.
sometimes i stream, click this link to be utterly disappointed: https://www.twitch.tv/callieisto
sometimes i stream, click this link to be utterly disappointed: https://www.twitch.tv/callieisto
thank you to the combination KFC and Taco Bell cashier for giving me a free drink for being nice to you. Everyone should be nice to you. I'm sorry I was wearing my Get F*cked hoodie.
slight subject change: if this hoodie offends you, you are the target audience.
slight subject change: if this hoodie offends you, you are the target audience.
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
thank you to the combination KFC and Taco Bell cashier for giving me a free drink for being nice to you. Everyone should be nice to you. I'm sorry I was wearing my Get F*cked hoodie.
slight subject change: if this hoodie offends you, you are the target audience.
slight subject change: if this hoodie offends you, you are the target audience.
Love how we "can agree to disagree" when it comes to minority groups facing discrimination but we draw the line at me not being sympathetic to a rich white guy dying seconds after racially profiling people.
Sorry I care about the lives of people I can relate to instead of some rich bigot, I guess?
Sorry I care about the lives of people I can relate to instead of some rich bigot, I guess?
September 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Love how we "can agree to disagree" when it comes to minority groups facing discrimination but we draw the line at me not being sympathetic to a rich white guy dying seconds after racially profiling people.
Sorry I care about the lives of people I can relate to instead of some rich bigot, I guess?
Sorry I care about the lives of people I can relate to instead of some rich bigot, I guess?
you know what's great? play doh cloud slime
you know what's not as great? buttery cloudz cloud slime. It may have a better texture and smell like blue raspberry, but all positives go out the window when the slime gets under my nails taking 10 minutes to pull it out of the container.
you know what's not as great? buttery cloudz cloud slime. It may have a better texture and smell like blue raspberry, but all positives go out the window when the slime gets under my nails taking 10 minutes to pull it out of the container.
September 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
you know what's great? play doh cloud slime
you know what's not as great? buttery cloudz cloud slime. It may have a better texture and smell like blue raspberry, but all positives go out the window when the slime gets under my nails taking 10 minutes to pull it out of the container.
you know what's not as great? buttery cloudz cloud slime. It may have a better texture and smell like blue raspberry, but all positives go out the window when the slime gets under my nails taking 10 minutes to pull it out of the container.
I got stabbed, COVID booster felt like nothing going in, I am still feeling it now. Flu shot hurt like hell, pain and noodle arm was gone within 12 hours.
guess who got permission to get stabbed tomorrow (it's me) I really hope this COVID stabbing actually kickstarts my 5G microchip this time, I was looking forward to that. I'm starting to think conservatives lied to me, I wonder what else they're lying about...
also I don't want to get the flu :)
also I don't want to get the flu :)
September 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I got stabbed, COVID booster felt like nothing going in, I am still feeling it now. Flu shot hurt like hell, pain and noodle arm was gone within 12 hours.
I love how I only look at the "following" tab here on this website, but threads is an all out brawl for you page and everything goes (or gets blocked)
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I love how I only look at the "following" tab here on this website, but threads is an all out brawl for you page and everything goes (or gets blocked)
guess who got permission to get stabbed tomorrow (it's me) I really hope this COVID stabbing actually kickstarts my 5G microchip this time, I was looking forward to that. I'm starting to think conservatives lied to me, I wonder what else they're lying about...
also I don't want to get the flu :)
also I don't want to get the flu :)
September 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
guess who got permission to get stabbed tomorrow (it's me) I really hope this COVID stabbing actually kickstarts my 5G microchip this time, I was looking forward to that. I'm starting to think conservatives lied to me, I wonder what else they're lying about...
also I don't want to get the flu :)
also I don't want to get the flu :)
this is literally why I never finish episode 2. lmao Absolutely hate this part.
I worked on this.. for the longest time there was a harder version… much harder.
We added radar to help. But to train on the radar we make you practice finding three caches…
I mostly remember all of this for how much I hated those three caches in a game with limited things to collect… felt useless
We added radar to help. But to train on the radar we make you practice finding three caches…
I mostly remember all of this for how much I hated those three caches in a game with limited things to collect… felt useless
I remember not loving this section in HL2:EP2 back in the day, but I've decided that it rules, actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
this is literally why I never finish episode 2. lmao Absolutely hate this part.
I am unsure if my newly currently being discovered autoimmune issues allow me to get my COVID and flu shots, but it's about that time of year when I make random appointments at pharmacies to get said vaccinations
and you would not believe the confused looks I get from adults and also my doctors.
and you would not believe the confused looks I get from adults and also my doctors.
September 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I am unsure if my newly currently being discovered autoimmune issues allow me to get my COVID and flu shots, but it's about that time of year when I make random appointments at pharmacies to get said vaccinations
and you would not believe the confused looks I get from adults and also my doctors.
and you would not believe the confused looks I get from adults and also my doctors.
y'all ever just cringe at one of your now former faves 😬
June 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
y'all ever just cringe at one of your now former faves 😬
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roly roly polies
June 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
roly roly polies
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Fyre Festival ass presidency
June 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Fyre Festival ass presidency
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there was no option in my appeal to tell them "so I can be called slurs, threatened to be doxxed, then told the person was going to come to my house and kill me himself, but I can't make jokes about old time medical remedies, got it"
May 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
there was no option in my appeal to tell them "so I can be called slurs, threatened to be doxxed, then told the person was going to come to my house and kill me himself, but I can't make jokes about old time medical remedies, got it"
dang, Instagram is either down, or I've been banned from messaging people. Haven't even tried commenting yet.
May 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
dang, Instagram is either down, or I've been banned from messaging people. Haven't even tried commenting yet.
rip spicy turnip, maybe one day you will return
a cartoon skeleton with horns and the words until next time below him
ALT: a cartoon skeleton with horns and the words until next time below him
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April 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
rip spicy turnip, maybe one day you will return
I miss my cat. pls send animal pics, the three of you who interact with my posts
April 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I miss my cat. pls send animal pics, the three of you who interact with my posts
keri reminds me of that one ex who suicide baited me and made all our mutual and his entire family hate me, keri wouldn't hesitate to treat me the same
Starting to get spammed with ads from some company called "Keepler" which appears to be a “REVIEW HOW OUR DATE WAS” as a service with a bunch of AI attached and just shoot me into the fucking sun.
April 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
keri reminds me of that one ex who suicide baited me and made all our mutual and his entire family hate me, keri wouldn't hesitate to treat me the same
take that, tetanus
would have been measles too, but apparently I'm still good on that one. Love the daffy duck bandaid experience, I'm pretty sure I got one the last time I got my tdap vaccine.
Sorry, Gordon.
would have been measles too, but apparently I'm still good on that one. Love the daffy duck bandaid experience, I'm pretty sure I got one the last time I got my tdap vaccine.
Sorry, Gordon.
April 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
take that, tetanus
would have been measles too, but apparently I'm still good on that one. Love the daffy duck bandaid experience, I'm pretty sure I got one the last time I got my tdap vaccine.
Sorry, Gordon.
would have been measles too, but apparently I'm still good on that one. Love the daffy duck bandaid experience, I'm pretty sure I got one the last time I got my tdap vaccine.
Sorry, Gordon.
me, seeing this chat six hours later and immediately going to open up my daily pack: you will never believe what I just opened...
April 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
me, seeing this chat six hours later and immediately going to open up my daily pack: you will never believe what I just opened...
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Washingtonians can rejoice, and once again enjoy the sunshine, as DNR plans to pull the plug in Puget Sound today to allow everyone to retrieve their lost sunglasses.
April 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Washingtonians can rejoice, and once again enjoy the sunshine, as DNR plans to pull the plug in Puget Sound today to allow everyone to retrieve their lost sunglasses.
#WHATABABE @ BOTH OF YOU
Round 2 of talking about #schizophrenia and answering questions! Tune in at twitch.tv/girljeffrey at 8pm CST tonight!
April 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
#WHATABABE @ BOTH OF YOU
man, this car repair alone is going to cost more than I've spent since January total.
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March 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
man, this car repair alone is going to cost more than I've spent since January total.
8)
8)
I haven't complained about constant head pain this much since about 2018. I'm pretty sure I am annoying everyone I interact with and it's mostly because my insurance refuses to cover my medication :) almost 7 full days of migraines of varying degrees, no meds are working.
March 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I haven't complained about constant head pain this much since about 2018. I'm pretty sure I am annoying everyone I interact with and it's mostly because my insurance refuses to cover my medication :) almost 7 full days of migraines of varying degrees, no meds are working.
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