@llistorine.bsky.social
i like tacos, i like scream cry singing music in my car (alone) and i like playing video games.
sometimes i stream, click this link to be utterly disappointed: https://www.twitch.tv/callieisto
sometimes i stream, click this link to be utterly disappointed: https://www.twitch.tv/callieisto
thank you to the combination KFC and Taco Bell cashier for giving me a free drink for being nice to you. Everyone should be nice to you. I'm sorry I was wearing my Get F*cked hoodie.
slight subject change: if this hoodie offends you, you are the target audience.
slight subject change: if this hoodie offends you, you are the target audience.
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
thank you to the combination KFC and Taco Bell cashier for giving me a free drink for being nice to you. Everyone should be nice to you. I'm sorry I was wearing my Get F*cked hoodie.
slight subject change: if this hoodie offends you, you are the target audience.
slight subject change: if this hoodie offends you, you are the target audience.
y'all ever just cringe at one of your now former faves 😬
June 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
y'all ever just cringe at one of your now former faves 😬
there was no option in my appeal to tell them "so I can be called slurs, threatened to be doxxed, then told the person was going to come to my house and kill me himself, but I can't make jokes about old time medical remedies, got it"
May 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
there was no option in my appeal to tell them "so I can be called slurs, threatened to be doxxed, then told the person was going to come to my house and kill me himself, but I can't make jokes about old time medical remedies, got it"
take that, tetanus
would have been measles too, but apparently I'm still good on that one. Love the daffy duck bandaid experience, I'm pretty sure I got one the last time I got my tdap vaccine.
Sorry, Gordon.
would have been measles too, but apparently I'm still good on that one. Love the daffy duck bandaid experience, I'm pretty sure I got one the last time I got my tdap vaccine.
Sorry, Gordon.
April 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
take that, tetanus
would have been measles too, but apparently I'm still good on that one. Love the daffy duck bandaid experience, I'm pretty sure I got one the last time I got my tdap vaccine.
Sorry, Gordon.
would have been measles too, but apparently I'm still good on that one. Love the daffy duck bandaid experience, I'm pretty sure I got one the last time I got my tdap vaccine.
Sorry, Gordon.
me, seeing this chat six hours later and immediately going to open up my daily pack: you will never believe what I just opened...
April 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
me, seeing this chat six hours later and immediately going to open up my daily pack: you will never believe what I just opened...
now that I'm done crying about it, I think I should quit my jobless life and become a comedian.
Happy birthday, dad. At least you would laugh at my fucked up humor.
Happy birthday, dad. At least you would laugh at my fucked up humor.
March 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
now that I'm done crying about it, I think I should quit my jobless life and become a comedian.
Happy birthday, dad. At least you would laugh at my fucked up humor.
Happy birthday, dad. At least you would laugh at my fucked up humor.
I miss my cat. Happy adoptiversary, poopy cat.
March 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I miss my cat. Happy adoptiversary, poopy cat.
alternatively, I was shown this today and I can't stop losing my shit
February 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
alternatively, I was shown this today and I can't stop losing my shit