llistorine.bsky.social
@llistorine.bsky.social
i like tacos, i like scream cry singing music in my car (alone) and i like playing video games.

sometimes i stream, click this link to be utterly disappointed: https://www.twitch.tv/callieisto
thank you to the combination KFC and Taco Bell cashier for giving me a free drink for being nice to you. Everyone should be nice to you. I'm sorry I was wearing my Get F*cked hoodie.

slight subject change: if this hoodie offends you, you are the target audience.
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
y'all ever just cringe at one of your now former faves 😬
June 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
hmmm...
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
there was no option in my appeal to tell them "so I can be called slurs, threatened to be doxxed, then told the person was going to come to my house and kill me himself, but I can't make jokes about old time medical remedies, got it"
May 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
take that, tetanus
would have been measles too, but apparently I'm still good on that one. Love the daffy duck bandaid experience, I'm pretty sure I got one the last time I got my tdap vaccine.
Sorry, Gordon.
April 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
me, seeing this chat six hours later and immediately going to open up my daily pack: you will never believe what I just opened...
April 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
March 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
now that I'm done crying about it, I think I should quit my jobless life and become a comedian.
Happy birthday, dad. At least you would laugh at my fucked up humor.
March 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I miss my cat. Happy adoptiversary, poopy cat.
March 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
February 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
alternatively, I was shown this today and I can't stop losing my shit
February 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM