L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock
@llfaunt.bsky.social
Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry.🧿♦️🧵🪬
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'26 not off to my fave start, but honestly, some years are like that. '25 put a lot of the suffering at the beginning too. Feeling more resilient and determined not to let the small shit harsh the vibe.
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 AM
'26 not off to my fave start, but honestly, some years are like that. '25 put a lot of the suffering at the beginning too. Feeling more resilient and determined not to let the small shit harsh the vibe.
FB: People's horrendous MAGA relatives that people keep making excuses to continue interacting with
X: Nazis, slop, posts about kids being sexy a-go-go or mutations of all three
IG: Casual hate speech in comments section
Bluesky:
X: Nazis, slop, posts about kids being sexy a-go-go or mutations of all three
IG: Casual hate speech in comments section
Bluesky:
I almost forgot someone's getting kicked in the balls in the park on Sunday!
January 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
FB: People's horrendous MAGA relatives that people keep making excuses to continue interacting with
X: Nazis, slop, posts about kids being sexy a-go-go or mutations of all three
IG: Casual hate speech in comments section
Bluesky:
X: Nazis, slop, posts about kids being sexy a-go-go or mutations of all three
IG: Casual hate speech in comments section
Bluesky:
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Hey, you know that big, huge, literal epic I keep saying I'm going to write?
Anyway, you should probably follow my blog, because this bitch is actually in process
This may be the shortest piece of it. The next part in it is going to be 3k+ words
Anyway, you should probably follow my blog, because this bitch is actually in process
This may be the shortest piece of it. The next part in it is going to be 3k+ words
Sing To Me, O Muses
Oh sing to me, O Muses, I pray thee
Teach me the words I need to write
orpheuswren.ghost.io
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Hey, you know that big, huge, literal epic I keep saying I'm going to write?
Anyway, you should probably follow my blog, because this bitch is actually in process
This may be the shortest piece of it. The next part in it is going to be 3k+ words
Anyway, you should probably follow my blog, because this bitch is actually in process
This may be the shortest piece of it. The next part in it is going to be 3k+ words
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Wandering around a line of stopped cars in strip mall traffic with my pupils dilated looking for my friend's car like I took bad acid and am trying to leave Woodstock
January 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Wandering around a line of stopped cars in strip mall traffic with my pupils dilated looking for my friend's car like I took bad acid and am trying to leave Woodstock
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Happy New Year Y’all!
This is the 2026 Sigil for the Year that I co-crafted with my Patreon folks this past Tuesday. Read about what it means & how to use it here:
www.patheos.com/blogs/tempes...
This is the 2026 Sigil for the Year that I co-crafted with my Patreon folks this past Tuesday. Read about what it means & how to use it here:
www.patheos.com/blogs/tempes...
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/tempest/2026/01/ltzs-2026-sigil-for-the-year.html
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Happy New Year Y’all!
This is the 2026 Sigil for the Year that I co-crafted with my Patreon folks this past Tuesday. Read about what it means & how to use it here:
www.patheos.com/blogs/tempes...
This is the 2026 Sigil for the Year that I co-crafted with my Patreon folks this past Tuesday. Read about what it means & how to use it here:
www.patheos.com/blogs/tempes...
No hate whatsoever at the attempt or intention, but I don't think shaming people who use GenAI is going to work, because shaming people who spread potentially life-threatening viral particles didn't. 🤷♂️
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
No hate whatsoever at the attempt or intention, but I don't think shaming people who use GenAI is going to work, because shaming people who spread potentially life-threatening viral particles didn't. 🤷♂️
Vaguepost cause I witnessed a crime upon something that belongs to me tonight. I am ok, but it sucked. Though freaking out the suspect was kind of funny. Wondering whether I might get a gun pulled on me wasn't. Still rattled.
January 2, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Vaguepost cause I witnessed a crime upon something that belongs to me tonight. I am ok, but it sucked. Though freaking out the suspect was kind of funny. Wondering whether I might get a gun pulled on me wasn't. Still rattled.
I enjoyed it, and I think it adequately addressed the trauma that everyone was still trying to process and move past. Including just attempting to move on with life.
The bar is pretty low but Stranger Things had one of the better endings I've seen for a long running sci fi show.
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I enjoyed it, and I think it adequately addressed the trauma that everyone was still trying to process and move past. Including just attempting to move on with life.
R: "January 6th is coming up. He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever."
January 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
R: "January 6th is coming up. He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever."
May Boomers get fucking sick of AI slop in 2026
I hate that they like it so much
I hate that they like it so much
January 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
May Boomers get fucking sick of AI slop in 2026
I hate that they like it so much
I hate that they like it so much
The main context in which I support parasocial fandom is when people follow someone because they're a successful individual in the same field. I think that's ok and healthy as long as people are realistic about how challenging an actual sustainable career in arts, sports, as a public figure, can be
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The main context in which I support parasocial fandom is when people follow someone because they're a successful individual in the same field. I think that's ok and healthy as long as people are realistic about how challenging an actual sustainable career in arts, sports, as a public figure, can be
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If you like my posts you might also like my standup! If you wanna hear the first album I ever dropped, a ✨gender reveal standup mixtape✨ called Kaiconic, it's on Bandcamp for $10 OR you can get this limited ⏳ New Year PWYW spesh: Venmo $1+ to kaichoyce w/ your email in the memo & I'll send it to you
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
If you like my posts you might also like my standup! If you wanna hear the first album I ever dropped, a ✨gender reveal standup mixtape✨ called Kaiconic, it's on Bandcamp for $10 OR you can get this limited ⏳ New Year PWYW spesh: Venmo $1+ to kaichoyce w/ your email in the memo & I'll send it to you
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The album is released! I'm having trouble with Bandcamp such that I can't download the album, which I usually do as a test, so any confirmation that you were able to download the album, graphics & lyrics files that would be SUPER appreciated but don't feel you have to do QA on NYE for me.
IF YOUR RAGE CAN'T BE BEAUTIFUL
Unwoman's 10th original album
January 1, 2026
unwoman.bandcamp.com/album/if-you...
Preorder the download (which will include all graphics & audio files for printing your own CD) for $1 or more
"If your rage can’t be beautiful it will go unheard"
Unwoman's 10th original album
January 1, 2026
unwoman.bandcamp.com/album/if-you...
Preorder the download (which will include all graphics & audio files for printing your own CD) for $1 or more
"If your rage can’t be beautiful it will go unheard"
IF YOUR RAGE CAN'T BE BEAUTIFUL, by Unwoman
13 track album
unwoman.bandcamp.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
The album is released! I'm having trouble with Bandcamp such that I can't download the album, which I usually do as a test, so any confirmation that you were able to download the album, graphics & lyrics files that would be SUPER appreciated but don't feel you have to do QA on NYE for me.
Current whatever
Happy 2026!
Happy 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Current whatever
Happy 2026!
Happy 2026!
Yeah baby! Let's go
Welcome to 2026 motherfuckers.
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Yeah baby! Let's go
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Happy New Year, ya filthy animals! 🎈🎆🎉🍾🎊🥳
2026 is gonna be crazy. Hold on to yer butts!
#thefutureismagick
2026 is gonna be crazy. Hold on to yer butts!
#thefutureismagick
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Happy New Year, ya filthy animals! 🎈🎆🎉🍾🎊🥳
2026 is gonna be crazy. Hold on to yer butts!
#thefutureismagick
2026 is gonna be crazy. Hold on to yer butts!
#thefutureismagick
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I feel like I'm not being a good parent to this wonderful album, but just getting the audio DONE is a monumental task and it's the one I could do. So, there, now I can write the next one.
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I feel like I'm not being a good parent to this wonderful album, but just getting the audio DONE is a monumental task and it's the one I could do. So, there, now I can write the next one.
In honor of the Stranger Things finale
(Not a major spoiler)
(Not a major spoiler)
I love how much Stevie Nicks enrages non-very gay men
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
In honor of the Stranger Things finale
(Not a major spoiler)
(Not a major spoiler)
Thank you all so much again for an utterly badass year. The love from this site especially has been palpable. Reach was tougher this year than in '24, but that was to be expected and this place still has the best-quality real human user interactions besides our Discord.
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Thank you all so much again for an utterly badass year. The love from this site especially has been palpable. Reach was tougher this year than in '24, but that was to be expected and this place still has the best-quality real human user interactions besides our Discord.
Y'all I went to the listening party yesterday and it's true: @unwoman.com 's best, probably musically, and definitely most lyrically, complex work yet. Can't wait til this evening!
Releasing this on Bandcamp in about 10 hours. No plans for streaming services yet -- it's exclusive! However, only $1 to download the whole album.
IF YOUR RAGE CAN'T BE BEAUTIFUL
Unwoman's 10th original album
January 1, 2026
unwoman.bandcamp.com/album/if-you...
Preorder the download (which will include all graphics & audio files for printing your own CD) for $1 or more
"If your rage can’t be beautiful it will go unheard"
Unwoman's 10th original album
January 1, 2026
unwoman.bandcamp.com/album/if-you...
Preorder the download (which will include all graphics & audio files for printing your own CD) for $1 or more
"If your rage can’t be beautiful it will go unheard"
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Y'all I went to the listening party yesterday and it's true: @unwoman.com 's best, probably musically, and definitely most lyrically, complex work yet. Can't wait til this evening!
♥️♥️♥️
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
♥️♥️♥️
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RETVRN
My twelve-year-old daughter's Christmas haul included a cassette Walkman and a Discman, and music to play on both.
Yes, part of it is STRANGER THINGS. But part of it is the seemingly inevitable swing towards throwback tech, coupled with the current longing to be LEFT ALONE TO LISTEN TO SHIT
Yes, part of it is STRANGER THINGS. But part of it is the seemingly inevitable swing towards throwback tech, coupled with the current longing to be LEFT ALONE TO LISTEN TO SHIT
I used to think that smartphones and streaming were a mistake because giving people the illusion of access to everything all of the time would break us irreparably, but this & returns to iPods, DVDs, records, etc prove that people just want to be people, not 24/7 consumers and marketing targets.
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
RETVRN
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getting an early start on my new year's resolution to actually show shit I'm proud of.
Kinda unfair that the first vinyl that has music I composed is the coolest looking vinyl I've ever seen. Like how tf am I supposed to top that???
Kinda unfair that the first vinyl that has music I composed is the coolest looking vinyl I've ever seen. Like how tf am I supposed to top that???
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
getting an early start on my new year's resolution to actually show shit I'm proud of.
Kinda unfair that the first vinyl that has music I composed is the coolest looking vinyl I've ever seen. Like how tf am I supposed to top that???
Kinda unfair that the first vinyl that has music I composed is the coolest looking vinyl I've ever seen. Like how tf am I supposed to top that???
youtu.be/W8r-tXRLazs?... Not necessarily my fave, but endbegin
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
youtu.be/W8r-tXRLazs?... Not necessarily my fave, but endbegin