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V. Longshot (Vy Lenza)
@vylenza.bsky.social
🔞Writer. Director. Photographer. Performer. Documentarian. Erotic Film Historian. Lifter of heavy objects, Luddite. Connoisseur of fine sleaze. retro. physical media. wrestling. horror. Chaotic Naughty. The Dark Prince of Filth. Living Legend.
The dulcet tones of Blothar the Berzerker in your ears is great back or leg day motivation.
GWAR - Berserker Mode (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by GWAR
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November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is one of my favorite Italian gothics. So glad it’s going to get a gorgeous release.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Marquis de Sade’s Justine (1969, Jess Franco) #FrancoFriday
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Man, I miss when we at least pretended to have antitrust laws
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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#FrancoFriday The Diabolical Dr. Z (1966) Director Jesús Franco
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
My cats hate thunderstorms and they are having a very bad night.
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Should bring back the best national motto about now. Mind your own fucking business.
The first official US coin was the Fugio cent, rumored to have been designed by Ben Franklin.

Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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YouTube video by Severin Films / Intervision Picture Corp.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A big happy birthday to @larrythek.bsky.social

Thanks for writing biopics for 3 of my heroes.
Wishing a very happy birthday today to our friend @larrythek.bsky.social 🎉

The screenwriter has joined us on numerous occasions over the years to discuss his own films (like the Oscar-winning ED WOOD!) + moderate exceptional guest Q&A’s.

We can’t wait for many more Cinematheque memories to come!
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I really think this kind of thing is a bad idea, because who wants to start a relationship *with a doctor’s office* by realizing the first thing that happened in that relationship is that they tried to trick you?
I went to make a doctor’s appointment today and got transferred to an AI “person” and I can’t overstate my revulsion when it fooled me for the first ten seconds, so that I was trying to be friendly and pleasant, and I realized it I was trying to be polite to a machine.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I liked A House of Dynamite probably more than most. I’m a sucker for a good nukesploitation film and it felt very much in that vein.

It is one of the few films that depicts the futility of the situation. That every decision is a bad one, because the game is unwinnable.
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Your regular reminder that "NCoSE" is merely an alias for "Morality In Media", a pro-censorship organization which has been attacking television, movies, and books for 63 years. Among its greatest hits are a multi-decade campaign to get "Cosmopolitan" treated as porn.
Excuse me what? The RIAA is now funding NCOSE to file bullshit amicus briefs before the Supreme Court?!?

That is way more fucked up than even usual RIAA nonsense.

Let me explain...
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Share a TV series you’ve seen from beginning to end more than once 📺
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Felt compelled to write about Pope Leo and his remarkable recent speech about cinema: www.vulture.com/article/the-...
The Pope vs. the Algorithm
In his speech to filmmakers last weekend, Pope Leo XIV showed he’s been paying serious attention to the issues facing cinema as an art form.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ooooh, one I have never seen in spite of having a strange relation to it. (A few honestly)
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November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Reception area of furniture designer Vladimir Kagan's NYC showroom in 1970.

The Plexiglas desk was a prototype for his Ribbon desk and credenza collection. The wall-mounted swivel office chair allowed the receptionist to move seamlessly between the desk and typewriter station.
December 30, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Great fucking news everyone at last, raccoons are on track to become even more plush-like, they too yearn for domestication

www.scientificamerican.com/article/racc...
City Raccoons Are Evolving to Look More Like Pets
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
www.scientificamerican.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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On this day (19th November) in 1984, the Scala Cinema was showing Valerie And Her Week Of Wonders and Daughters Of Darkness as a double bill.
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM