V. Longshot (Vy Lenza)
@vylenza.bsky.social
🔞Writer. Director. Photographer. Performer. Documentarian. Erotic Film Historian. Lifter of heavy objects, Luddite. Connoisseur of fine sleaze. retro. physical media. wrestling. horror. Chaotic Naughty. The Dark Prince of Filth. Living Legend.
Enjoying a refreshing Royal Crown Cola like it’s 1974.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Enjoying a refreshing Royal Crown Cola like it’s 1974.
This billboard haunts me every time I see it. Like, man… I hope I never lose my CENTER TOOTH. Graphic design is their passion, but clearly knowledge of teeth is limited to badly generated images?
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This billboard haunts me every time I see it. Like, man… I hope I never lose my CENTER TOOTH. Graphic design is their passion, but clearly knowledge of teeth is limited to badly generated images?
Time for #LetterboxdFriday and my #LastFourWatched #Filmsky
This one consists of moral crusaders ruining films, fantasy fucks, showers that would make Jim Wynorski throw things, and the only good Children of the Corn movie.
This one consists of moral crusaders ruining films, fantasy fucks, showers that would make Jim Wynorski throw things, and the only good Children of the Corn movie.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Time for #LetterboxdFriday and my #LastFourWatched #Filmsky
This one consists of moral crusaders ruining films, fantasy fucks, showers that would make Jim Wynorski throw things, and the only good Children of the Corn movie.
This one consists of moral crusaders ruining films, fantasy fucks, showers that would make Jim Wynorski throw things, and the only good Children of the Corn movie.
I will never be accused of skipping leg day.
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I will never be accused of skipping leg day.
Just stopped my cat from attempting to bat at this nasty boy.
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just stopped my cat from attempting to bat at this nasty boy.
Especially when there are cats involved.
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Especially when there are cats involved.
Chorizo and egg break during our antiquing adventures.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Chorizo and egg break during our antiquing adventures.
Might get this to put above the headboard.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Might get this to put above the headboard.
Quick. Someone tell me that I don’t need to buy this.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Quick. Someone tell me that I don’t need to buy this.
Me with my porn collection.
(And other movies, and books, and records, and magazines, and tiki stuff, and…)
(And other movies, and books, and records, and magazines, and tiki stuff, and…)
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Me with my porn collection.
(And other movies, and books, and records, and magazines, and tiki stuff, and…)
(And other movies, and books, and records, and magazines, and tiki stuff, and…)
My mom’s copy of the script (now mine) as featured on the extras of the @severinfilms.bsky.social release.
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My mom’s copy of the script (now mine) as featured on the extras of the @severinfilms.bsky.social release.
I just had to explain to @disarae.bsky.social why I started laughing so hard at this.
October 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I just had to explain to @disarae.bsky.social why I started laughing so hard at this.
Happy #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
I was watching the F13 films in a rather chaotic order this week (5,2,6,3,4,7,8) and last night popped on a recent movie that was full of voluptuous women (including the always entertaining Jessa Flux) and Lynn Lowry being a legend.
I was watching the F13 films in a rather chaotic order this week (5,2,6,3,4,7,8) and last night popped on a recent movie that was full of voluptuous women (including the always entertaining Jessa Flux) and Lynn Lowry being a legend.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
I was watching the F13 films in a rather chaotic order this week (5,2,6,3,4,7,8) and last night popped on a recent movie that was full of voluptuous women (including the always entertaining Jessa Flux) and Lynn Lowry being a legend.
I was watching the F13 films in a rather chaotic order this week (5,2,6,3,4,7,8) and last night popped on a recent movie that was full of voluptuous women (including the always entertaining Jessa Flux) and Lynn Lowry being a legend.
This pic is old enough to drink. 21 years ago in the green room of the Key Club.
Chatting on KSEX before my bosses cousin Matt Zane did his first hook suspension concert. When rock n roll and porn went hand in hand (and other things)
Still own that shirt, fits a lot different now.
Chatting on KSEX before my bosses cousin Matt Zane did his first hook suspension concert. When rock n roll and porn went hand in hand (and other things)
Still own that shirt, fits a lot different now.
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This pic is old enough to drink. 21 years ago in the green room of the Key Club.
Chatting on KSEX before my bosses cousin Matt Zane did his first hook suspension concert. When rock n roll and porn went hand in hand (and other things)
Still own that shirt, fits a lot different now.
Chatting on KSEX before my bosses cousin Matt Zane did his first hook suspension concert. When rock n roll and porn went hand in hand (and other things)
Still own that shirt, fits a lot different now.
The two GWAR books I bought at the exhibition yesterday.
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The two GWAR books I bought at the exhibition yesterday.
Name an Italian who deserves a day more than Columbus.
October 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Name an Italian who deserves a day more than Columbus.
Some assorted pics from the GWAR exhibition.
October 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Some assorted pics from the GWAR exhibition.
Hail Oderus! RIP Dave.
October 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hail Oderus! RIP Dave.
Happy 70th birthday to legendary XRCO hall of fame French adult film actress, cult film star, radio host, sex educator, political activist, and one of cinema’s sexiest vampires: Brigitte Lahaie
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Happy 70th birthday to legendary XRCO hall of fame French adult film actress, cult film star, radio host, sex educator, political activist, and one of cinema’s sexiest vampires: Brigitte Lahaie
Another old pic from the archives. The model is nameless for her privacy, but iykyk. Posting because while the image may appear black and white, it is actually full color and no photoshop or digital tricks were done.
Just a combination of lighting, interesting camera, and model.
Just a combination of lighting, interesting camera, and model.
October 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Another old pic from the archives. The model is nameless for her privacy, but iykyk. Posting because while the image may appear black and white, it is actually full color and no photoshop or digital tricks were done.
Just a combination of lighting, interesting camera, and model.
Just a combination of lighting, interesting camera, and model.
At least the drive back across the desert today provided some beautiful sights.
October 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
At least the drive back across the desert today provided some beautiful sights.
Happy Birthday (it would have been her 75th) to the exquisite legend of Rene Bond. Star of Ed Wood and Harry Novak films as well as a true entertainer off screen as well.
October 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Happy Birthday (it would have been her 75th) to the exquisite legend of Rene Bond. Star of Ed Wood and Harry Novak films as well as a true entertainer off screen as well.
At least this trip wasn’t a total wash.
October 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
At least this trip wasn’t a total wash.
My holy warlock is terrifying.
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My holy warlock is terrifying.
Dear Nicole Kidman,
I am a skilled and decorated professional who would be more than happy to help you with your problems pro bono.
Resume available on request.
I am a skilled and decorated professional who would be more than happy to help you with your problems pro bono.
Resume available on request.
October 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Dear Nicole Kidman,
I am a skilled and decorated professional who would be more than happy to help you with your problems pro bono.
Resume available on request.
I am a skilled and decorated professional who would be more than happy to help you with your problems pro bono.
Resume available on request.