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“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
December 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
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yeah that’s enough events for a weekend thanks
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
yeah that’s enough events for a weekend thanks
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even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh
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no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
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J.B. Pritzker smashing through the fascism wall like he's the Kool Aid Man
August 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
J.B. Pritzker smashing through the fascism wall like he's the Kool Aid Man
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If I put my food down to reply with both hands, you have made a significant error in judgment
August 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If I put my food down to reply with both hands, you have made a significant error in judgment
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Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
August 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
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"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child
May 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child
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Gosh it's a good thing that I've had literally decades of practice in maintaining a veneer of functionality while freaking all the way the fuck out inside.
March 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Gosh it's a good thing that I've had literally decades of practice in maintaining a veneer of functionality while freaking all the way the fuck out inside.
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"it's not supposed to work like this, he can't just, this isn't..."
well it does, he can, and it is
the best time to pull your head out of your ass was about a decade ago, but today also works!
well it does, he can, and it is
the best time to pull your head out of your ass was about a decade ago, but today also works!
January 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"it's not supposed to work like this, he can't just, this isn't..."
well it does, he can, and it is
the best time to pull your head out of your ass was about a decade ago, but today also works!
well it does, he can, and it is
the best time to pull your head out of your ass was about a decade ago, but today also works!
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I keep getting texts and messages asking me why most Democrats have rolled over and played dead.
I’m as baffled as everyone else.
They’re not going to gain anything by being quiet or becoming MAGA Lite.
All they’re doing is making sure they share the blame when this all goes south.
I’m as baffled as everyone else.
They’re not going to gain anything by being quiet or becoming MAGA Lite.
All they’re doing is making sure they share the blame when this all goes south.
Anxious Nation Waits For Democratic Party To Do Something, Anything In Face of Republican Assault On Life And Liberty
January 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I keep getting texts and messages asking me why most Democrats have rolled over and played dead.
I’m as baffled as everyone else.
They’re not going to gain anything by being quiet or becoming MAGA Lite.
All they’re doing is making sure they share the blame when this all goes south.
I’m as baffled as everyone else.
They’re not going to gain anything by being quiet or becoming MAGA Lite.
All they’re doing is making sure they share the blame when this all goes south.
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
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how
is
it
still
january
is
it
still
january
January 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
how
is
it
still
january
is
it
still
january
!!!!!!!
New @crobertcargill.bsky.social? Wait, and @chuckwendig.bsky.social? And @alexsegura.bsky.social? And @catvalente.bsky.social? And moar? In the world of @stephenking.bsky.social THE STAND? All in the *same* book!?
@maggierachael.bsky.social
@fangoria.bsky.social »
www.fangoria.com/the-end-of-t...
@maggierachael.bsky.social
@fangoria.bsky.social »
www.fangoria.com/the-end-of-t...
January 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
!!!!!!!
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He lit the path.
Keep walking it—don’t stop now.
Keep walking it—don’t stop now.
January 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
He lit the path.
Keep walking it—don’t stop now.
Keep walking it—don’t stop now.
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You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
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There is a reason TikTok is so good at figuring out what you want to see, and why it’s better than everything else: it’s a weapon, and the best weapon is one you don’t know exists, or worse, one you think you can’t live without
January 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There is a reason TikTok is so good at figuring out what you want to see, and why it’s better than everything else: it’s a weapon, and the best weapon is one you don’t know exists, or worse, one you think you can’t live without
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Here, I said some goofy bullshit about what maybe you can do today. Is it helpful? Probably not! But it's here! For you to ignore or embrace at your leisure.
terribleminds.com/ramble/2025/...
terribleminds.com/ramble/2025/...
Here’s What I Think You Do Today, January 20th, 2025
It’s gonna be a stupid, horrible day. We all know that. It’s going to be full of what passes for pomp and circumstance amongst the set of rich tacky dickheads that are about to take ful…
terribleminds.com
January 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Here, I said some goofy bullshit about what maybe you can do today. Is it helpful? Probably not! But it's here! For you to ignore or embrace at your leisure.
terribleminds.com/ramble/2025/...
terribleminds.com/ramble/2025/...
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Gentle reminder that you can log off today and exercise, volunteer, play video games, run errands, crochet, bake banana bread, see a friend, binge any TV show, play with your baseball cards, tidy your junk drawer(s), bury yourself in work, whatever you need to do to protect your peace. ❤️
January 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gentle reminder that you can log off today and exercise, volunteer, play video games, run errands, crochet, bake banana bread, see a friend, binge any TV show, play with your baseball cards, tidy your junk drawer(s), bury yourself in work, whatever you need to do to protect your peace. ❤️
How I react to close talkers.
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How I react to close talkers.
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime