Good morning everyone let the spam phone calls commence I already got the first one for the day 🥳 @ftc

Good morning everyone let the spam phone calls commence

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

@ktla.com the KTLA+ app stopped streaming anything at about 10am!

I think we’re on the cusp of mass attempts to automate teaching, and I also think it is going to be a massive wasteful failure in ways that will make the “learning loss” of the pandemic look like a speed bump next to a mountain.

They should have streamed the Bezos Sanchez wedding on Amazon Prime 🫠

I limit my use of the air conditioner during the summer because….the environment 🫠

He’s mad that the Great Recession happened not during his term so he wants to create his own recession, The Best Recession. The Most Beautiful Recession anybody has ever seen.

My mom, a boomer: “why every time I call you you’re at home? Why don’t you go out?!”
Me: *living in Los Angeles in a period of historically high inflation, high interest rates*

Still snoozing 10am on this caturday 🐈‍⬛ ☀️

Look at these bees doing what bees do!
🐝 👩🏻‍🌾 🌸

Bring back chalkboards. Whiteboards and those digital boards/screens are horrible.

so many people have asked me if i’m going to this today.

obviously i’m going to this today.

Dart this is my neighbor’s dog Sky running through my yard 😂