Lizzard 🦎
@lizzard11.bsky.social
Like this? (Look closely on the back) 🤭
January 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Like this? (Look closely on the back) 🤭
Too many celeries in the air Gonzi, we’re enjoying the sunshine 🤭
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Too many celeries in the air Gonzi, we’re enjoying the sunshine 🤭
Reminds me of the one constant in life: a string of spam phone calls 😍
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Reminds me of the one constant in life: a string of spam phone calls 😍
Good morning everyone let the spam phone calls commence I already got the first one for the day 🥳 @ftc
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Good morning everyone let the spam phone calls commence I already got the first one for the day 🥳 @ftc
Good morning everyone let the spam phone calls commence
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Good morning everyone let the spam phone calls commence
It looks like Javier wears pants like this:
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It looks like Javier wears pants like this:
That’s why mine has her own chair with a comfy cushion 😹
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
That’s why mine has her own chair with a comfy cushion 😹
Can’t log in to my school accounts! Ugghh 🤨
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Can’t log in to my school accounts! Ugghh 🤨
Omg the daily emails from Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf make me cringe with their excessive gen z lingo
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Omg the daily emails from Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf make me cringe with their excessive gen z lingo
You need to use beefsteak tomatoes 🍅 🤤
June 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You need to use beefsteak tomatoes 🍅 🤤
My cat has a pet stroller as well and she doesn’t like it 🙈
May 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My cat has a pet stroller as well and she doesn’t like it 🙈
Hmmm a lot of cases to look over 🤭
May 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hmmm a lot of cases to look over 🤭
Doggy heaven! My baby girl Canela crossed the rainbow bridge in February 😊 💕
April 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Doggy heaven! My baby girl Canela crossed the rainbow bridge in February 😊 💕
Papermate ballpoint stick pens, a classic
April 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Papermate ballpoint stick pens, a classic
Idiot me walking to the post office to mail out the thousand dollar checks for Federal and California taxes I owe, using Certified Mail to ensure it gets to its destination.
April 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Idiot me walking to the post office to mail out the thousand dollar checks for Federal and California taxes I owe, using Certified Mail to ensure it gets to its destination.
Dart I have my students introduce their pets for the ice breaker. So many cute pets every semester 😁
March 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Dart I have my students introduce their pets for the ice breaker. So many cute pets every semester 😁
My mom, a boomer: “why every time I call you you’re at home? Why don’t you go out?!”
Me: *living in Los Angeles in a period of historically high inflation, high interest rates*
Me: *living in Los Angeles in a period of historically high inflation, high interest rates*
February 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My mom, a boomer: “why every time I call you you’re at home? Why don’t you go out?!”
Me: *living in Los Angeles in a period of historically high inflation, high interest rates*
Me: *living in Los Angeles in a period of historically high inflation, high interest rates*
When art imitates life
February 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When art imitates life
Still snoozing 10am on this caturday 🐈⬛ ☀️
February 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Still snoozing 10am on this caturday 🐈⬛ ☀️
Look at these bees doing what bees do!
🐝 👩🏻🌾 🌸
🐝 👩🏻🌾 🌸
February 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Look at these bees doing what bees do!
🐝 👩🏻🌾 🌸
🐝 👩🏻🌾 🌸
“Plump” I use it to describe my cat, Chelsea 🐈⬛
February 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“Plump” I use it to describe my cat, Chelsea 🐈⬛
