Lizzard 🦎
@lizzard11.bsky.social
I’m interested. What is it? I’ll go pick it up 😂😂😂
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I’m interested. What is it? I’ll go pick it up 😂😂😂
Why does it say 31st of February?
January 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Why does it say 31st of February?
Pairofdice !!! Sounds like a dream 😂
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Pairofdice !!! Sounds like a dream 😂
“How much for a mani pedi?” 🤭💅🏻🐾
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
“How much for a mani pedi?” 🤭💅🏻🐾
Back in my day we called that a talk show
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Back in my day we called that a talk show
Lizard stability and maximum enjoyment. It’s the dual objective, Teddy. 😹
January 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Lizard stability and maximum enjoyment. It’s the dual objective, Teddy. 😹
Like this? (Look closely on the back) 🤭
January 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Like this? (Look closely on the back) 🤭
Sir, it’s January 8th
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Sir, it’s January 8th
What about the ‘may’ in, “it’s gonna be may!”
January 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
What about the ‘may’ in, “it’s gonna be may!”
Too many celeries in the air Gonzi, we’re enjoying the sunshine 🤭
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Too many celeries in the air Gonzi, we’re enjoying the sunshine 🤭
Can’t believe I’m the same age as this dehydrated lemon head
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Can’t believe I’m the same age as this dehydrated lemon head
This happened to me. I was going to buy a fixer upper in 2018, it didn’t need much in repairs mostly cosmetic changes. Of course a professional flipper bought it, slapped a coat of paint on it, and put it back on the market in less than 6 months at a considerably higher price. 😬
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This happened to me. I was going to buy a fixer upper in 2018, it didn’t need much in repairs mostly cosmetic changes. Of course a professional flipper bought it, slapped a coat of paint on it, and put it back on the market in less than 6 months at a considerably higher price. 😬
Reminds me of the one constant in life: a string of spam phone calls 😍
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Reminds me of the one constant in life: a string of spam phone calls 😍
Interested I can pick up now
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Interested I can pick up now
The Brown U suspect looks to be an older male. My conspiracy theory is that it’s a disgruntled professor who probably was denied tenure or something like that. Now add on this, makes me think they’re connected 😬
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The Brown U suspect looks to be an older male. My conspiracy theory is that it’s a disgruntled professor who probably was denied tenure or something like that. Now add on this, makes me think they’re connected 😬
Dogrates ur wrong those pups have never uttered a not-so-nice thing in their life!
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Dogrates ur wrong those pups have never uttered a not-so-nice thing in their life!
But we will know and we will care after 24 hours of non stop coverage. We’ll be taking notes on a yellow notepad.
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
But we will know and we will care after 24 hours of non stop coverage. We’ll be taking notes on a yellow notepad.
I was watching BBC coverage of the Brown shooting because for some reason my local media kept showing college football. Anyway, the BBC reporter said “these mass shootings are so common in America and they often happen on school campuses…” and I sat there emotionless.
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I was watching BBC coverage of the Brown shooting because for some reason my local media kept showing college football. Anyway, the BBC reporter said “these mass shootings are so common in America and they often happen on school campuses…” and I sat there emotionless.
Analyzing trends on Facebook “Buy Nothing” groups convinced me to stop giving tangible goods as gifts since they end up in the donation bin the following year. Instead I focus on handmade cards or treating them to a nice dinner. Or even better, just give them an envelope of cash!
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Analyzing trends on Facebook “Buy Nothing” groups convinced me to stop giving tangible goods as gifts since they end up in the donation bin the following year. Instead I focus on handmade cards or treating them to a nice dinner. Or even better, just give them an envelope of cash!
It looks like Javier wears pants like this:
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It looks like Javier wears pants like this:
A core memory I have is I had just finished laundry and I was folding my clothes on the bed while listening to Terry Gross on Fresh Air and I thought, “I’m old.”
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A core memory I have is I had just finished laundry and I was folding my clothes on the bed while listening to Terry Gross on Fresh Air and I thought, “I’m old.”
They need to give out awards at the end of every flight like:
*best dressed
*most likely to succeed
*class clown
That’s the only way I’m dressing up.
*best dressed
*most likely to succeed
*class clown
That’s the only way I’m dressing up.
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
They need to give out awards at the end of every flight like:
*best dressed
*most likely to succeed
*class clown
That’s the only way I’m dressing up.
*best dressed
*most likely to succeed
*class clown
That’s the only way I’m dressing up.
I thought the Onion is satire?!!?!
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I thought the Onion is satire?!!?!