@lizkelly.bsky.social
Hungry Hungry Hippos?
A game show host who imposed tariffs on penguins is crashing the world’s economy. This isn’t 3-D chess, it’s complete insanity.
April 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Hungry Hungry Hippos?
Also. Where the fuck is Kevin McCarthy.
April 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Also. Where the fuck is Kevin McCarthy.
I’m trying to refresh the Nikkei, and it’s crashed.
April 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m trying to refresh the Nikkei, and it’s crashed.
Reposted
I'm dead...
April 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm dead...
Ugh. What’s coming out tonight they want ignored?
April 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Ugh. What’s coming out tonight they want ignored?
What’s going to break on Friday? This is the whole point.
April 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What’s going to break on Friday? This is the whole point.
I wish there was a little house on then prairie Bluesky. I read every book in the series over and over.
slip on your sleeping bonnets, slip past Ma and Pa Ingles, head out to the outhouse, and start cranking out those skeets,
fuckers
fuckers
March 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I wish there was a little house on then prairie Bluesky. I read every book in the series over and over.
I swear I was going to the #teslatakedown tomorrow. But it’s the day the dye the river green. Chicago problems.
March 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I swear I was going to the #teslatakedown tomorrow. But it’s the day the dye the river green. Chicago problems.
@duckworth.senate.gov called, the phone routs to a system (both Chicago and dc), that won’t let you leave a voicemail about cloture, but will let you leave a vm about things in process right now. They ask you to email. How is that not disenfranchising seniors and people without internet? DO BETTER.
March 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@duckworth.senate.gov called, the phone routs to a system (both Chicago and dc), that won’t let you leave a voicemail about cloture, but will let you leave a vm about things in process right now. They ask you to email. How is that not disenfranchising seniors and people without internet? DO BETTER.
Was “Truthiness” the end?
March 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Was “Truthiness” the end?
Amazing.
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Amazing.
Maybe the super fancy bug sweep tonight? Like the Tom Cruise.
March 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Maybe the super fancy bug sweep tonight? Like the Tom Cruise.
What’s the Odessa “thing”?
March 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What’s the Odessa “thing”?
It’s The Friday Night Fraudies!
February 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s The Friday Night Fraudies!
Friday Night Shakedown. And, now, the news dump!!!
February 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Friday Night Shakedown. And, now, the news dump!!!
Anyone out here interested in vintage d'oyly carte vinyl? So obscure #d'oylycarte
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Anyone out here interested in vintage d'oyly carte vinyl? So obscure #d'oylycarte
Muskovite is right there.
February 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Muskovite is right there.
The thing I love the most about the Beatles rooftop concert, is that there was NO social media, no cell phones. You just had to be in the neighborhood
February 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The thing I love the most about the Beatles rooftop concert, is that there was NO social media, no cell phones. You just had to be in the neighborhood
So, hear me out. A place where you can buy a song for minimum $2 (really $20). I spent $20/CD (10-12 songs) Im 1996.
February 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So, hear me out. A place where you can buy a song for minimum $2 (really $20). I spent $20/CD (10-12 songs) Im 1996.
Hey BlueSky! I rely on all of you not spoiling, but reminding me when there is a new episode of anything. Thank you in advance.
February 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Hey BlueSky! I rely on all of you not spoiling, but reminding me when there is a new episode of anything. Thank you in advance.
In all of holy hell, god damn Ronald Reagan and Sandra Day O’Conner. He appointed her, and she voted against the constitution.
February 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
In all of holy hell, god damn Ronald Reagan and Sandra Day O’Conner. He appointed her, and she voted against the constitution.
I’ve never actually done a spit take IRL
Is the pope actually dying? Are we really about to have a pope pizzaballa? Did I ever tell you guys my great aunt worked as a nun at the Vatican? Is JD Vance going to take credit? My Mamaw once touched a pope’s hand.
February 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’ve never actually done a spit take IRL
He will only listen to the stock market. Only the stock market.
February 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He will only listen to the stock market. Only the stock market.
I am set to leave Tuesday for the 1st step of my ex-patniss, and worried I won’t be able to come back.
February 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am set to leave Tuesday for the 1st step of my ex-patniss, and worried I won’t be able to come back.