Livingjetlag
@livingjetlag.bsky.social
So very tired.
Vexatious litigant.
Abomination.
Enlarged to show texture.
ICD-10 code R45.4
Him.
Massachusetts, USA
Vexatious litigant.
Abomination.
Enlarged to show texture.
ICD-10 code R45.4
Him.
Massachusetts, USA
Television quote of the day:
"This is a bloody impertinence and I want my dinner."
- somehow not a cat.
"This is a bloody impertinence and I want my dinner."
- somehow not a cat.
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Television quote of the day:
"This is a bloody impertinence and I want my dinner."
- somehow not a cat.
"This is a bloody impertinence and I want my dinner."
- somehow not a cat.
Responding to everyone's mushroom pictures with "are they venomous?"
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Responding to everyone's mushroom pictures with "are they venomous?"
You know, there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't play James Bond.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You know, there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't play James Bond.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
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Dating scene at the nursing home:
Him: HEY, BABY!
Her: SPEAK UP!
Him: NICE TEETH!
Her: NO, IT'S THE CHICKEN.
Him: THEY'D LOOK GREAT ON MY NIGHT STAND.
Her: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?
Him: HEY, BABY!
Her: SPEAK UP!
Him: NICE TEETH!
Her: NO, IT'S THE CHICKEN.
Him: THEY'D LOOK GREAT ON MY NIGHT STAND.
Her: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?
January 16, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Dating scene at the nursing home:
Him: HEY, BABY!
Her: SPEAK UP!
Him: NICE TEETH!
Her: NO, IT'S THE CHICKEN.
Him: THEY'D LOOK GREAT ON MY NIGHT STAND.
Her: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?
Him: HEY, BABY!
Her: SPEAK UP!
Him: NICE TEETH!
Her: NO, IT'S THE CHICKEN.
Him: THEY'D LOOK GREAT ON MY NIGHT STAND.
Her: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?
Ready for some morning divination? In this reading, our wise Oracle sat on the symbol of the mouse🐁 which represents the element of earth🌎 #divination #catsky #tarotsky
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The astrology app is trolling me #2: consecutive statements:
The universe is infinite.
The only way out is through.
The universe is infinite.
The only way out is through.
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The astrology app is trolling me #2: consecutive statements:
The universe is infinite.
The only way out is through.
The universe is infinite.
The only way out is through.
Why is it that humans take their medicine crushed in applesauce, but dogs get their medicine wrapped in cheese? This is fundamentally unfair. I don't even get the option. #Medsky
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why is it that humans take their medicine crushed in applesauce, but dogs get their medicine wrapped in cheese? This is fundamentally unfair. I don't even get the option. #Medsky
Got kicked out of the assisted living for buying my mother-in-law a "Thickened liquids are bullshit" sweatshirt. MIL has been sticking it to The Man since 1938.
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Got kicked out of the assisted living for buying my mother-in-law a "Thickened liquids are bullshit" sweatshirt. MIL has been sticking it to The Man since 1938.
I think my horoscope is saying I'm ugly. Thanks, astrology, but I made peace with my appearance a long time ago.
October 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think my horoscope is saying I'm ugly. Thanks, astrology, but I made peace with my appearance a long time ago.
Thanks to @matthewjdowd.bsky.social who points out that Chaucer died on this day in 1400.
Hark, heare the wynde blowe!
Wacche the sun ryse!
Runninge yn the shadowes:
Curse thy love, curse thy lies.
And yf thou dost not love me now
Thou wilt nevir love me agayne -
Ich kan yet heare thee sayinge:
Thou wouldst nevir breake the chayne
#FleetwoodMac #OFMD
Wacche the sun ryse!
Runninge yn the shadowes:
Curse thy love, curse thy lies.
And yf thou dost not love me now
Thou wilt nevir love me agayne -
Ich kan yet heare thee sayinge:
Thou wouldst nevir breake the chayne
#FleetwoodMac #OFMD
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Thanks to @matthewjdowd.bsky.social who points out that Chaucer died on this day in 1400.
Harley Quinn at her day job.
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Harley Quinn at her day job.
Catomancy
#tarotsky with Tyche
Backstory: every time I shuffle this deck (The Stitcher's Oracle), Tyche comes running. So a few nights ago, I let her draw the cards: I toss them down, and wait for her to grab one (flip it, chase it, etc).
This is tonight's draw.
Backstory: every time I shuffle this deck (The Stitcher's Oracle), Tyche comes running. So a few nights ago, I let her draw the cards: I toss them down, and wait for her to grab one (flip it, chase it, etc).
This is tonight's draw.
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Catomancy
Why is caffeine a cursed stimulant? A thread 🧵
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Why is caffeine a cursed stimulant? A thread 🧵
Still don't understand why anyone is surprised.
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Still don't understand why anyone is surprised.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Annual reminder that the pumpkin seeds and pulp that you get when you carve are not vegetarian, because that pumpkin has a face.
October 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Annual reminder that the pumpkin seeds and pulp that you get when you carve are not vegetarian, because that pumpkin has a face.
Here is a very serious Finance Consultant.
October 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Here is a very serious Finance Consultant.
Reposted by Livingjetlag
i was surprised to learn that bc most protein powders are considered dietary supplements, they basically fall into a regulatory grey area
there's no federal limit on the amount of lead they can contain and neither manufacturers nor the FDA have to prove these products are safe before they're sold
there's no federal limit on the amount of lead they can contain and neither manufacturers nor the FDA have to prove these products are safe before they're sold
October 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i was surprised to learn that bc most protein powders are considered dietary supplements, they basically fall into a regulatory grey area
there's no federal limit on the amount of lead they can contain and neither manufacturers nor the FDA have to prove these products are safe before they're sold
there's no federal limit on the amount of lead they can contain and neither manufacturers nor the FDA have to prove these products are safe before they're sold
Reposted by Livingjetlag
YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MEAT, YOUR CLAWS AND YOUR DORSAL SPINES, YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOUR HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING IN THE CAGE OF YOUR RIBS, YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOU, DARK AND GLORIOUS ARE ENOUGH, WITHERED AND SURVIVING, YOU ARE ALWAYS ENOUGH
March 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MEAT, YOUR CLAWS AND YOUR DORSAL SPINES, YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOUR HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING IN THE CAGE OF YOUR RIBS, YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOU, DARK AND GLORIOUS ARE ENOUGH, WITHERED AND SURVIVING, YOU ARE ALWAYS ENOUGH
Made a new friend in Moab, Utah. This one is for @franzanth.bsky.social specifically.
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Made a new friend in Moab, Utah. This one is for @franzanth.bsky.social specifically.
Game plan for the full moon in Aries:
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Game plan for the full moon in Aries:
I particularly love that they chose to do this in standard dollhouse scale. This makes it more marketable for girls.
October 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I particularly love that they chose to do this in standard dollhouse scale. This makes it more marketable for girls.
Supermoon in Aries, you say? Mwahahahahaha!
Astrology is Fake But Aries Can’t Stop
They just wouldn’t even know how to.
medium.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Supermoon in Aries, you say? Mwahahahahaha!