Livingjetlag
@livingjetlag.bsky.social
So very tired.
Vexatious litigant.
Abomination.
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ICD-10 code R45.4
Him.
Massachusetts, USA
Vexatious litigant.
Abomination.
Enlarged to show texture.
ICD-10 code R45.4
Him.
Massachusetts, USA
I am almost certain my GM does this.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I am almost certain my GM does this.
Now that people won't know what to do with pennies, if you just convince them to give you 1,850,000 of them...
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Now that people won't know what to do with pennies, if you just convince them to give you 1,850,000 of them...
Assuming you can only have five, what colors will you choose?
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Assuming you can only have five, what colors will you choose?
On the other hand, running is hard.
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
On the other hand, running is hard.
I'm a little concerned because I'm on the tenth floor.
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I'm a little concerned because I'm on the tenth floor.
Indoora borealis?
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Indoora borealis?
By your command.
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
By your command.
Other potential responses:
Although the shocks may be painful, there will be no permanent damage.
Do you require assistance? Medical crew is currently unavailable to assist you.
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
Although the shocks may be painful, there will be no permanent damage.
Do you require assistance? Medical crew is currently unavailable to assist you.
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Other potential responses:
Although the shocks may be painful, there will be no permanent damage.
Do you require assistance? Medical crew is currently unavailable to assist you.
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
Although the shocks may be painful, there will be no permanent damage.
Do you require assistance? Medical crew is currently unavailable to assist you.
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
The 16-gerbils-in-a-pretty-dress heist is going to rank up there with the Gardner Museum and the Canadian maple syrup caper as the greatest of all time.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The 16-gerbils-in-a-pretty-dress heist is going to rank up there with the Gardner Museum and the Canadian maple syrup caper as the greatest of all time.
Did you give him a fake name? Did he call you on it?
How do we get the law amended so that you, specifically, can smoke indoors when the situation calls for it?
How do we get the law amended so that you, specifically, can smoke indoors when the situation calls for it?
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Did you give him a fake name? Did he call you on it?
How do we get the law amended so that you, specifically, can smoke indoors when the situation calls for it?
How do we get the law amended so that you, specifically, can smoke indoors when the situation calls for it?
🎵Trussssst in meeeeeeee...🎶
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
🎵Trussssst in meeeeeeee...🎶
No, Jake, it's SPOON. There is no SPOON. Pay attention.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No, Jake, it's SPOON. There is no SPOON. Pay attention.
Mamdani is going to implement sepia law. Everything is going to be brown and white and old-timey.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Mamdani is going to implement sepia law. Everything is going to be brown and white and old-timey.
How many of them are things like, "hey, I totally know how to cook, please let me cook, here's a recipe I want to try."
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
How many of them are things like, "hey, I totally know how to cook, please let me cook, here's a recipe I want to try."