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Livingjetlag
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So very tired.
Vexatious litigant.
Abomination.
Enlarged to show texture.
ICD-10 code R45.4
Him.
Massachusetts, USA
I do believe I've found the logo for my hospital's new Unwellness Committee newsletter.

#UnwellnessCommittee

Alt text: a demonic creature makes music with a horn stuck up its butt. Tooting in both senses of the word.
Jacques Callot, Ο πειρασμός του κυρ Αντώνη, 1635
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm starting an Unwellness Committee at my hospital as an arch-rival to the Wellness Committee. This is going to be the poster for next week's lecture on Toxic Positivity.

#UnwellnessCommittee
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It would be funny if everybody took out their phones and overtly and explicitly recorded anyone in meta glasses all the time. "Hey, what's your name, where are you from?"
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I got to visit Krampus at Ritual in Yarmouth, MA. I walked in, and a Santily clad woman said, "Get in the sack." It turns out I am very immature and have a dirty mind.
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Loving the positive feedback from the horoscope app today
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They say people come to resemble their dogs.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
!qlɘʜ bnɘƨ ɘƨɒɘlꟼ .niɒǫɒ ɘm ƚoǫ ɿoɿɿim ɘʜƚ ,qɒɿɔ ,ʜO
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
"Chinese medicinal cockroach." Your occasional reminder that "herbal" medicine is not exclusively botanical- there are critters in there. As we would say 40 years ago, "Gag me with a spoon."
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We talk a lot about cognitive bias, but this is an example of emotional bias: I just really, really want this to be true.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Got totally stuck on this, thinking, "I know AFDB, but this isn't it. Where do I know that from?" Longer than I'd care to admit later, it occurred to me: Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie. Thanks, zapatopi.net!
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Happy Men's Day, everyone. If you have the opportunity, leave an appropriate offering in the Men's Room. I know I will.
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Mandelbroccoli
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Happy birthday!
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Television quote of the day:

"This is a bloody impertinence and I want my dinner."

- somehow not a cat.
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Responding to everyone's mushroom pictures with "are they venomous?"
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You know, there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't play James Bond.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Can't resist.
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Dating scene at the nursing home:

Him: HEY, BABY!
Her: SPEAK UP!
Him: NICE TEETH!
Her: NO, IT'S THE CHICKEN.
Him: THEY'D LOOK GREAT ON MY NIGHT STAND.
Her: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?
January 16, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Ready for some morning divination? In this reading, our wise Oracle sat on the symbol of the mouse🐁 which represents the element of earth🌎 #divination #catsky #tarotsky
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The astrology app is trolling me #2: consecutive statements:

The universe is infinite.
The only way out is through.
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Why is it that humans take their medicine crushed in applesauce, but dogs get their medicine wrapped in cheese? This is fundamentally unfair. I don't even get the option. #Medsky
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Got kicked out of the assisted living for buying my mother-in-law a "Thickened liquids are bullshit" sweatshirt. MIL has been sticking it to The Man since 1938.
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I think my horoscope is saying I'm ugly. Thanks, astrology, but I made peace with my appearance a long time ago.
October 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM