Jacob
@liquidoctopus.bsky.social
Big ol sci fi nerd, painter, photography, Bikes, Boston
Labman and thassas oracle are bad and boring cards for people who like to slow jerk with an audience and frankly I think that sort of anti social behavior should be banned from game stores. #mtg
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Labman and thassas oracle are bad and boring cards for people who like to slow jerk with an audience and frankly I think that sort of anti social behavior should be banned from game stores. #mtg
Reposted by Jacob
the larian stuff sucks to hear a lot. you have to be a true all-timer loser to think generative AI is useful for concepting ideas or artwork. you let the machine do the fun part you dumbass. it doesnt tell me you think efficiently it tells me youre a fuckass who's given up on being interesting
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
the larian stuff sucks to hear a lot. you have to be a true all-timer loser to think generative AI is useful for concepting ideas or artwork. you let the machine do the fun part you dumbass. it doesnt tell me you think efficiently it tells me youre a fuckass who's given up on being interesting
Me: Wouldn't I look good in all of Roger's outfits from madmen?
My partner: Baby? What! No, what? You're not built like that, are you insane?
Me: No, no, no, no, no, not Don Draper, that guy dresses like shit, Roger Sterling the guy played by John Slattery.
Them: ohhhhhh yeah, yes. All of it.
My partner: Baby? What! No, what? You're not built like that, are you insane?
Me: No, no, no, no, no, not Don Draper, that guy dresses like shit, Roger Sterling the guy played by John Slattery.
Them: ohhhhhh yeah, yes. All of it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me: Wouldn't I look good in all of Roger's outfits from madmen?
My partner: Baby? What! No, what? You're not built like that, are you insane?
Me: No, no, no, no, no, not Don Draper, that guy dresses like shit, Roger Sterling the guy played by John Slattery.
Them: ohhhhhh yeah, yes. All of it.
My partner: Baby? What! No, what? You're not built like that, are you insane?
Me: No, no, no, no, no, not Don Draper, that guy dresses like shit, Roger Sterling the guy played by John Slattery.
Them: ohhhhhh yeah, yes. All of it.
Reposted by Jacob
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
Reposted by Jacob
The replies are all people who want one so we can safely infer that everyone wants one
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The replies are all people who want one so we can safely infer that everyone wants one
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Reposted by Jacob
Reposted by Jacob
Should the Epstein files be released in full it would undoubtedly be an irreconcilable scandal & disaster for Donald Trump - which is why I predict that Chuck Schumer will post hole on main during that press conference, to save the Republicans from another inevitable defeat.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Should the Epstein files be released in full it would undoubtedly be an irreconcilable scandal & disaster for Donald Trump - which is why I predict that Chuck Schumer will post hole on main during that press conference, to save the Republicans from another inevitable defeat.
I've never met a Christian in my life.
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I've never met a Christian in my life.
The lady Hyde in Wednesday should be hot like cgi Angelina Jolie Grendel's mom
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The lady Hyde in Wednesday should be hot like cgi Angelina Jolie Grendel's mom
Reposted by Jacob
stay strong friends! that violent monthly ritual is tomorrow!!
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
stay strong friends! that violent monthly ritual is tomorrow!!
How I when she
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
How I when she
Live Laugh Lolth
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Live Laugh Lolth
Reposted by Jacob
Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."
October 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."
Reposted by Jacob
We LOVE to see it
September 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We LOVE to see it
Reposted by Jacob
I read a synopsis of Infinite Jest for the first time and it sounds good like I genuinely am interested in reading it, not for clout!
July 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I read a synopsis of Infinite Jest for the first time and it sounds good like I genuinely am interested in reading it, not for clout!
Reposted by Jacob
Art by • Stephen Bradbury
July 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Art by • Stephen Bradbury
Reposted by Jacob
If you believe in this so-called "science" thing.. Apparently, if you make it safe for people to ride their bikes by building protected bike lanes, a lot more people in that area start riding their bikes.
via @collinwoodard.bsky.social
Cc: @mayoroliviachow.ca www.jalopnik.com/1876079/maki...
via @collinwoodard.bsky.social
Cc: @mayoroliviachow.ca www.jalopnik.com/1876079/maki...
Making It Safer To Bike Gets More People To Ride Bikes, Shocking Study Shows - Jalopnik
Apparently, if you make it safe for people to ride their bikes by building protected bike lanes, a lot more people in that area start riding their bikes.
www.jalopnik.com
June 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM
If you believe in this so-called "science" thing.. Apparently, if you make it safe for people to ride their bikes by building protected bike lanes, a lot more people in that area start riding their bikes.
via @collinwoodard.bsky.social
Cc: @mayoroliviachow.ca www.jalopnik.com/1876079/maki...
via @collinwoodard.bsky.social
Cc: @mayoroliviachow.ca www.jalopnik.com/1876079/maki...
Reposted by Jacob
Reposted by Jacob
I shouldn't be laughing.
Laughing Octopus | Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Laughing Octopus by Frau_Haku
Ph by MilliganVick
#LaughingOctopus #LaughingOctopusCosplay #MGS #MGSCosplay #MetalGearSolid #MetalGearSolidCosplay #LatexCosplay
Laughing Octopus | Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Laughing Octopus by Frau_Haku
Ph by MilliganVick
#LaughingOctopus #LaughingOctopusCosplay #MGS #MGSCosplay #MetalGearSolid #MetalGearSolidCosplay #LatexCosplay
February 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I shouldn't be laughing.
Laughing Octopus | Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Laughing Octopus by Frau_Haku
Ph by MilliganVick
#LaughingOctopus #LaughingOctopusCosplay #MGS #MGSCosplay #MetalGearSolid #MetalGearSolidCosplay #LatexCosplay
Laughing Octopus | Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Laughing Octopus by Frau_Haku
Ph by MilliganVick
#LaughingOctopus #LaughingOctopusCosplay #MGS #MGSCosplay #MetalGearSolid #MetalGearSolidCosplay #LatexCosplay
Im just not a person who aleeps anymore I guess
April 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Im just not a person who aleeps anymore I guess
Reposted by Jacob
my girlfriend: look, its okay to want to fuck pokemon, but i just dont think that geodude would be a gentle and generous lover
me (squeezing my fist so hard i draw blood): your being homophbic. right now youre being homophobic to your wife
me (squeezing my fist so hard i draw blood): your being homophbic. right now youre being homophobic to your wife
June 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
my girlfriend: look, its okay to want to fuck pokemon, but i just dont think that geodude would be a gentle and generous lover
me (squeezing my fist so hard i draw blood): your being homophbic. right now youre being homophobic to your wife
me (squeezing my fist so hard i draw blood): your being homophbic. right now youre being homophobic to your wife
The only people dumb enough to use "AI" are simply not smart enough to understand why it's a bad idea to use "AI". Watching their idiot mistakes is going to be the only silver lining to this wretched dark age of technology.
Uh-oh AI: Operator, the new 'helper' agent from OpenAI, bought 12 eggs without my permission. And it paid $32 for them!
I test a lot of new tech. This is the first time a rogue computer cost me real-world $$.
Deats & some impressive Operator things in my @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/3CBSHuR
I test a lot of new tech. This is the first time a rogue computer cost me real-world $$.
Deats & some impressive Operator things in my @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/3CBSHuR
February 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The only people dumb enough to use "AI" are simply not smart enough to understand why it's a bad idea to use "AI". Watching their idiot mistakes is going to be the only silver lining to this wretched dark age of technology.