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This but with papers / journals
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
lilt.bsky.social
Another day of sending off my beloved papers to the rejection machine
Chubby old man farmer standing in a field. Subtitles "It ain't much, but it's honest work"
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
lilt.bsky.social
I have bought these POCKET COFFEES which are chocolates with a little shot of espresso inside. I had never heard of these before and all the Italians were laffing at me for thinking that they are brilliant
It’s da freakin Pocket Coffee
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
lilt.bsky.social
I am in Italy for werk and lost my purse yesterday. The only important thing in it was my debit card - the rest was library and loyalty cards - which I was ofc able to cancel. And it has put me in a weirdly good mood, because I have been like "At least it wasn't my passport"
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
lilt.bsky.social
Okay…
Belsie, a fluffy dilute tortoiseshell cat, sits upright on the forearm of Iain, a white man with black and grey hair and glasses, on the sofa. Iain is under a blanket
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
lilt.bsky.social
Podcasters love to say “the ways in which”
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
lilt.bsky.social
After 10 minutes of "deep work"
'I am in hell help me' from Hellraiser II
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
lilt.bsky.social
I don’t remember saying that
It’s me! And I’m dressed up as Charlie Brown for Halloween, complete with cardboard speech bubble that reads “Good grief!”
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
lilt.bsky.social
Not even November and it’s 4 degrees 😌🔫
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
lilt.bsky.social
Verden Fell's head pasted over Hank Scorpio's. Caption reads: "Ever see a guy throw a cabbage at a cat?" Lady Rowena's head posted over Homer's. Caption reads: "Yes, once."
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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natalan.bsky.social
spooky AI pinterest halloween slop decorations
a front garden filled with fake tombstones. presumably AI generated, because the text on them is bizarre. i don't know how the following list of nonsense words will translate to screen readers, apologies: "Shew is Fourlets", "Love of Douk a Clatsween", "Tome you wars is Lovestone", "Herles our Trolaties FiVE", "Cut yomery fonds", "Lelives Crrlites", and my favourite "Halines to yuks for CLAMPEN".
October 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
lilt.bsky.social
When my brother says he worries he’s turning into our father, he means he recognises in himself a capacity for selfishness, narcissistic tendencies and an inability to commit. When I say it I mean I’ve listened to Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me) six times in a row
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Sí… jajaja… sí
Screenshot of an episode of the podcast Leyendas Legendarias, titled ‘El Poltergeist de Enfield: Pubertad Paranormal’
October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
lilt.bsky.social
Normies were really onto something when they invented coming home from work, showering, and getting into your pyjamas for the evening
October 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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‘Russ Tamblyn’ is such a good name for Russ Tamblyn
October 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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She was arrested for holding a sign reading:

“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”

How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Person next to me in the library has their headphones loud enough that I can hear their music (Brittany Broski doesn't like this), they're listening to Love Is Overtaking Me (Brittany Broski likes this)
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
lilt.bsky.social
Settling in at the library for a quick six hours of Balatro
October 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Heating’s on 😔
September 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
lilt.bsky.social
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
The Transylvania Shop and Coffee on Victoria Road, Glasgow, all done up with its Halloween decorations, which include: a giant skeleton torso leaning out from the awning into the street, a human-sized zombie in a convict outfit in an open coffin, two smaller country bumpkin skeletons playing the fiddle
September 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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lilt.bsky.social
Just watched There Will Be Blood for the first time. Wow, what a film!
Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood, coming out of a pit. Subtitles read "I'm in oil." Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood, preaching from the pulpit. Subtitles read "Are you a sardine?"
August 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
lilt.bsky.social
My long search for the most disturbing vessel in which to store my homemade caramel syrup is finally over
A mac and cheese sauce jar containing caramel syrup
September 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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No words.
The lives of those living in Gaza are deemed less important than maintaining relations with Israel and, by proxy, the US. At the personal level, on Labour's doorsteps, this approach plays out in the most callous of ways. Dalloul al-Neder is a Palestinian refugee from Gaza, who was a constituent of the former deputy prime minister, Angela Rayner. He got to know her, meeting several times: she visited his takeaway shop in 2019 and posed for pictures, declaring "Palestine must be free". She took him on a tour of parliament. PHOTO: Dalloul al-Neder, who lives in Manchester, with an image of his late mother - he has lost several family members in Gaza bombings. Photograph: Sean Hansford/MEN Media Within weeks of the genocide beginning, in October 2023, his mother, brother, sister-in-law and two young nieces were killed by an Israeli airstrike. Desperate to evacuate his wife and four-month-old daughter - who had been buried under rubble three times by Israeli attacks - he emailed Rayner twice to seek help evacuating his family. He says received no response. In January 2024, he attended a Labour fundraiser in Stockport addressed by Rayner and her colleague, Jonathan Reynolds, and got to his feet, clutching pictures of his dead mother, begging her to support a ceasefire, emotionally declaring "I lost my family in Gaza". The whole tawdry episode is on camera: he was aggressively ejected from the meeting and on to the street. Rayner did nothing, except to say "thank you, you've made your point". She then unfollowed him on social media. Days later, she was interviewed by Sky News' Beth Rigby, who framed the incident as an example of the threats politicians face, linking it to the murder of the MPs Jo Cox and David Amess. Since then, so many of Neder's relatives have been slaughtered by the Israeli state that their names take up three pages of a notebook.
September 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM