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john h
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“a queer and unaccountable creature, who must necessarily be looked at with wondering curiosity and repulsion” // glasgow
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like dropping something and it seeming like you can see it fall and hit your foot in slow motion, I realised what this was going to be between clicking and it opening
This tool's really powerful you know, if you keep zooming in it's amazing how granular the descriptors get
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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thank you also for those disappointments and failures
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
[texting at 22:58] I'll just finish this last government reset and then I'll head for home :)

[to myself, after speaking to my viziers] ah okay one more government reset then, I am sure my wife will not mind
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
saw a woman in a 'make scotland great again' hat. unclear if she's a weirdo trump fan or a scottish nationalist? that's right, it's unclear if she's a fan of small minded provincialism with no understanding of fiscal and economic reality or if she's a supporter of donal.. [SHOTS RING OUT]
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
silas suddenly growing bored with a chew toy and returning to biting my ankles and hands
always a funny managed democracy dynamic when the lobby suddenly decides they are done with a government and basically suffocates it to death with the same story day after day every news bulletin
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 AM
how will you show your support for the urban reintroduction of beavers today
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
annoying when books contain protestations like "but this is not a facile comparison between X and Y" or "however we do not take a reductive approach to this phenomenon". you can't stipulate this! I'll be the judge thank you!
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
passing the dj a folded up piece of paper which reads "CAN YOU TURN THE MUSIC OFF AND ASK IF ANYONE HAS A LENS WIPE FOR MY GLASSES"
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
heated ribaldry - two actors in a staging of chaucer's 'the miller's tale' start to fall for each other and their depictions of crude hijinks start to look rather less irreverent
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I don't mean to alarm anyone but my fortune cookie did not contain a fortune
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
when the DIY electronic pop album "hints at some “about”ness through a series of discrete vignettes which sound a bit like architecture"
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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The approval ratings for "Al" are in
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 AM
silas shortly after LC left the flat to see my mum into the train station. what am I, chopped liver (SILAS: if only, right readers?)
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
jury of peers (in that the defendants and the jury are all legends)
I understand that the jury in the Filton trial have refused to convict any of the defendants of any crime, despite some of them admitting in court that they smashed up Israeli-made drones.

Heroes all.
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
creative scotland's wikipedia page is exhausted by the classic combo of sections
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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AN ARTIST LOOKS AT CHURCHES (1959)
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I saw that today is world wetlands day and I thought if degraded raised bogs are still capable of natural regeneration (as per the interpretation manual of european habitats (european commission DG environment 1999)), then who is to say that we cannot also restore what we once had?
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 AM
someone on the great pottery throw down is doing a set inspired by early 20th century british rail adverts... and just as I had finished the large contraption with which I was planning on wile e coyotying myself... I guess it will keep
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
going to read lots about energy, broadly conceived, this year. no additional recommendation will be understood as condescending
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 AM
dewitt really great obviously, absolutely too much happens in on the calculation of volume (very cowardly), mute compulsion good when giving a positive account of economic power but still loads of interminable interjections into adjacent debates sort of like you do to prove you'd done the reading?
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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i actually found a life without buildings golden ticket inside my errol's hot pizza box
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 AM
buy these why don't you (or at least one of them and say in the email that you're buying my one so I get the money thanks)
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 AM
"I have successfully purchased tickets to the life without buildings gig that is being put on by the diy record label that is run out of the very small pizza shop down the road from me." real event or created by an LLM trained on all my previous posts
tactical map of the telecommunications exchanges in the southside of glasgow I will have to sabotage in order to get life without buildings tickets on friday
January 30, 2026 at 10:41 AM