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gremline
@bristling.bsky.social
you can’t mistake my ontology. she/they

image descriptions: my header pic is pingu angrily making a glittery heart valentine and my profile pic is the selfie in my pinned post, which has alt text
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i’ve had 3h sleep x
do me a favour and join the free tier even if you don’t care, so i don’t have to kms over flopping/not immediately being “successful” thanks i’m mentally ill
new patreon post up giving you some free letters if you're struggling to find a way into the crossword, along with some hints for how to maximise the use of these to work out solutions! don't say i am not a benevolent dictator

www.patreon.com/posts/pushba...
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
i love neapolitan ice cream
January 26, 2026 at 7:31 PM
free skiffies for all
new patreon post up giving you some free letters if you're struggling to find a way into the crossword, along with some hints for how to maximise the use of these to work out solutions! don't say i am not a benevolent dictator

www.patreon.com/posts/pushba...
January 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Reposted by gremline
Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
Television is 100 years old today! 🎉
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
unless the main takeaway from platoon is meant to be “1986 homoerotic willem dafoe if you’re needing your dick sucked i am available” they should’ve cast someone less hot
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
pour one out for scotland’s greatest shagger 🥃
I murder hate by flood or field,
Tho’ glory’s name may screen us;
In wars at home I’ll spend my blood—
Life-giving wars of Venus.
The deities that I adore
Are social Peace and Plenty;
I’m better pleas’d to make one more,
Than be the death of twenty.

—Robert Burns, “I Murder Hate”
#BurnsNight #C18
January 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Reposted by gremline
pushback crossword #1 has arrived along with an introductory post on patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/pushba...
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by gremline
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
if anyone wants a skiffy i can suggest which clues are easiest to get started?
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 PM
simp tier a steal at £10pm
pushback crossword #1 has arrived along with an introductory post on patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/pushba...
January 23, 2026 at 4:46 PM
🤔
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM
😛
pushback crossword #1 has arrived along with an introductory post on patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/pushba...
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
teething problems with the link being published. take two
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
how many crude jokes is too many to
put in a crossword
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
maybe they could spend, say, 1 of their $billions on text-to-speech software that understands what a url is
January 20, 2026 at 11:49 PM
why must sainsbury’s security guy trail me every single time i am in the shop. i do not
wish to be perceived
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
being able to buy labneh and kimchi at tesco, what a life
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
🤶
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
, as the old song goes
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
my partner and i are doing xmas today so it was quite frustrating to have him injure himself with a kitchen knife two days ago when there’s a wrapped cut-proof glove sitting under the tree. tho at least it vindicates that present choice
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
think i might have a hip subluxation on the same side on which my knee usually goes, what an exciting new era for me
January 16, 2026 at 10:57 PM
finally done some branding and set up accounts for doing crossword stuff but i need to come up with patreon tiers and stuff
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
finally done some branding and set up accounts for doing crossword stuff but i need to come up with patreon tiers and stuff
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
bf is playing rayman and all i can think about is that ad implying rayman is canonically hung. and whether his gargantuan dong is free floating like his hands and feet
January 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
getting my eyeballs tattooed pure black to solve the problem of eye contact
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM