Another day of sending off my beloved papers to the rejection machine
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Another day of sending off my beloved papers to the rejection machine
I have bought these POCKET COFFEES which are chocolates with a little shot of espresso inside. I had never heard of these before and all the Italians were laffing at me for thinking that they are brilliant
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I have bought these POCKET COFFEES which are chocolates with a little shot of espresso inside. I had never heard of these before and all the Italians were laffing at me for thinking that they are brilliant
After 10 minutes of "deep work"
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
After 10 minutes of "deep work"
I don’t remember saying that
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I don’t remember saying that
annihilation ass chair
October 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
annihilation ass chair
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
September 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
My long search for the most disturbing vessel in which to store my homemade caramel syrup is finally over
September 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My long search for the most disturbing vessel in which to store my homemade caramel syrup is finally over
Just watched There Will Be Blood for the first time. Wow, what a film!
August 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just watched There Will Be Blood for the first time. Wow, what a film!
I’ve been at the mehndi ceremony of a childhood friend with my ma. Here I am on the street where I grew up before we moved to the accursed Enfield. I spent the taxi ride home trying and failing not to give my mother a hard time for that deranged choice
August 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’ve been at the mehndi ceremony of a childhood friend with my ma. Here I am on the street where I grew up before we moved to the accursed Enfield. I spent the taxi ride home trying and failing not to give my mother a hard time for that deranged choice
We all love to get the ferry, don't we fellas
July 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
We all love to get the ferry, don't we fellas
this is it. Alarmingly high def too. It's what the people want to see
July 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
this is it. Alarmingly high def too. It's what the people want to see
My mum sent me a photo of a letter I wrote to my uncle when I was 8 (which she faxed to him, hence her still having it). I lived a very swimming-based life back then it seems: swimming to celebrate, swimming to mourn
July 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My mum sent me a photo of a letter I wrote to my uncle when I was 8 (which she faxed to him, hence her still having it). I lived a very swimming-based life back then it seems: swimming to celebrate, swimming to mourn
@jobazz.bsky.social saw you in savers today
June 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
@jobazz.bsky.social saw you in savers today
“I never see you at the gym”
I never see you at the Museum of English Rural Life
I never see you at the Museum of English Rural Life
May 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“I never see you at the gym”
I never see you at the Museum of English Rural Life
I never see you at the Museum of English Rural Life
POV: you are my nephew and I am carrying you around Waitrose
May 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
POV: you are my nephew and I am carrying you around Waitrose
Checking in on the catsitter 😌
April 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Checking in on the catsitter 😌
I nearly broke my streak by buying this when Abercrombie and Fitch were doing 25% off dresses yesterday but luckily my size sold out while it was in my basket
April 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I nearly broke my streak by buying this when Abercrombie and Fitch were doing 25% off dresses yesterday but luckily my size sold out while it was in my basket
Bra reviewed at gunpoint
March 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bra reviewed at gunpoint
Ridiculously cute work outfit today because I’m going straight from work to a night out (women’s wrestling match)
February 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Ridiculously cute work outfit today because I’m going straight from work to a night out (women’s wrestling match)