Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City
lillianbustle.bsky.social
Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City
@lillianbustle.bsky.social
NYC/NJ Burlesque performer, MC, Public loudmouth about body liberation, co-prod’ of BOUNCE HOUSE: A Burlesque Celebration of Body Abundance & JC Burlesque 💜Bookings: Lillianbustle @ gmail
If you say “how are you” these days, you best be ready for the answer
September 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nice job, Hoboken. Now that there’s no obvious lines for each bus, people are just clustering anywhere. Can’t wait til someone gets punched over this. Honestly a 10 year old who’s played SIMS could have designed it better.
September 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This whole time I had no idea I was in Hunchback
August 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m in western PA for the weekend and saw “Pittsburgh salad” on a menu, so I had to look it up. Relieved to find out it’s nothing like a New Jersey Meathook.
August 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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THRILLED to announce the cast 4Jersey Citys premiere Pride Burlesque show, RAINBOW REVUE 8/20!
tinyurl.com/rainbowrevue
Lucian Nightshade
Dey Phoenix
Antonio Amor
Mercy Masala
Poppy J Snacks
Alana Go Boom
featuring a capella superbabes Smoke Ring

Truly A gendertastic glamorama extravaganza :)
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Listen, I know New York is going to New York. But I’ve been keeping track, and I personally know THIRTY FOUR people who have been physically assaulted by strangers in New York City since things reopened Covid. Be careful out there, babies.
July 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
THRILLED to announce the cast 4Jersey Citys premiere Pride Burlesque show, RAINBOW REVUE 8/20!
tinyurl.com/rainbowrevue
Lucian Nightshade
Dey Phoenix
Antonio Amor
Mercy Masala
Poppy J Snacks
Alana Go Boom
featuring a capella superbabes Smoke Ring

Truly A gendertastic glamorama extravaganza :)
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Come see me! 8/20 tix for Jersey City now available!

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July 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Who are all these people out here “playing it by ear” in nyc? Lol it’s face meltingly hot, let’s make a plan so i don’t get a sun burn and also so I can look at photos of the place on google maps and make sure the seating and lighting doesn’t suck
July 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Some personal news…

@roxanegay.bsky.social and @debbiemillman.bsky.social are relaunching @therumpus.net!!! And I’m excited to be joining their team as poetry editor! 🤓 WEEEEE!!! You can submit your poetry for consideration here: therumpus.submittable.com/submit
The Rumpus Submission Manager
The Rumpus publishes original fiction, poetry, literary humor writing, comics, essays, book reviews, and interviews with authors and artists of all kinds. Founded in 2009 and independent from the star...
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July 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out
Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
www.wired.com
July 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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the stripping of abortion protections wasn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
Former Gov. David Paterson is calling a press conference tomorrow to try to get all the anti-Zohran candidates to work together.

Paterson, the first Black governor of NY, is a conservative Dem who backed Andrew Cuomo in the primary.
July 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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"Congress has until July 18 — next Friday — to pass the White House’s $9 billion-plus rescissions package in some form. And unlike with reconciliation, that’s actually a statutory deadline. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞."
CALL- NO
July 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Anyone want to co- write a Sopranos/ house of cards style melodrama with me about Hudson County Politics? The schmaltz is too good to waste
July 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
June 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Honestly it’s just so nice to see people be happy over politics for once!
June 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Thanks to Meteorologist Chris Vickers
June 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Before endorsing Andrew Cuomo, I sat him down for a long talk, and we agreed that any future sexual contact he has with interns will be far more consensual.

by Bill Clinton
June 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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This isn't all of the story, but a surprisingly big part of the "fear" of Mamdani isn't actually that he'll institute full communism, it's that people's friends-and-influence groups will be demoted from their positions of authority
June 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I know I’m shouting to the void but I truly can’t believe how much nothing works. Via wasn’t at the pickup spot just now and the guy cancelled while I was standing in front of the van. Called Lyft to go to grocery store, and you need the app to get certain deals and the app won’t load 😣😣😣😣😣😣
June 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
MERCH! coozies and custom air fresheners! Comment 4 details :) I only have 25 of the coozies!
June 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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The Atlantic piece on Zohran Mamdani and Andrew Cuomo is full of holes. Mamdani's proposals are picked apart and labeled unrealistic while Cuomo's supposed goals aren't even elaborated on. Cuomo is "an asshole, but he's our asshole"—the New Yorkers who he has sexually harassed might think otherwise
June 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
BIG QUEER GLAM THRILLS
Bounce House is BACK at Coney Island 🎢 6/28, stunning lineup, breathtaking acts, fat fellowship, bodacious prizes ☺️ Tinyurl.com/bounceshow nab those 🎟️, we always sell out!
June 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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WONT SOMEONED THINKS OF THE CHILDREN??
June 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Tinyurl.com/bounceshow 🎟️ June 28, Bounce House returns to the legendary Coney Island stage!
June 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM