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Call me Kes
@likethehotsauce.bsky.social
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i write; it’s like drawing blood from a stone. but it builds my character. read my fanfic on ao3

i like cuss words. fan: ofmd | deadloch |welly paranormal | wwdits 2014 | murderbot

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · Oct 1
“Hideous Risk” | a Vianton fic | Mature

Chapter One now available: tinyurl.com/2skprc47

Viago and Anton contemplate mortality, the past, and the future. Each has a confession burning in his throat; but to divulge their secrets is to take a hideous risk.
title card for a fanfic. background image is an extreme close up of an ink drawing that has been heavily altered with a screen printing filter and faded rainbow filter. the drawing shows a person biting their thumb with a despondent, pensive expression. text overlay reads: hideous risk, a vianton fanfic, mature
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edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)
a digital drawing of Oluwande with their hand on their head and one foot propped up, as if they’re resting while doing some sort of activity. They’re wearing a teal tanktop, baggy cuffed jeans, their signature beanie, and magenta crocs. They’re wearing a have an orange fish keychain with some keys on a carabiner on their belt loop, and they have garlic bulb and soup love heart tattoos. The drawing is shaded in a slightly washed-out watercolor style.
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Ed is so blushy!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
likethehotsauce.bsky.social
what fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
likethehotsauce.bsky.social
i miss Wishbone.
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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mooshy.bsky.social
feels like a good day to re-share this art i comm'd a while back
drawing of ed teach in stede's teal outfit
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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etaypines.bsky.social
my partner comes upstairs and says “i have a sticker that’s gonna blow your mind”. he doesn’t even know where he got it
a sticker of a soup can that says “Vladislav’s condensed basghetti made with worms soup”
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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ilovelibraries.bsky.social
During Banned Books Week, Cards Against Humanity offered presales of its new, special edition product, Cards Against Humanity Explains the Joke, and 100% of the net proceeds from the preorder will be donated to the American Library Association.

Read more at https://bit.ly/4p3FoWo
Main image of stack of books and the Cards Against Humanity game on top. Main header reads "CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY, BUT NOT AGAINST LIBRARIES". Subtext reads "Infamous game publisher Cards Against Humanity offered presales of a special edition product, Cards Against Humanity Explains the Joke, during Banned Books Week in October. They're giving 100% of the net proceeds to the American Library Association." I Love Libraries and American Library Association logos at the bottom of graphic.
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
✨🌈BOYFRIENDS🌈✨
(matching set)
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Finalized blue cameo style cartoon illustration of Stede Bonnet, looking over his shoulder to the right, dimples a poppin. Matching blue cameo style cartoon illustration of “Blackbeard” Edward Teach, looking over his shoulder to the left, summoning his full power to make Eyes at his boyfriend, Stede Bonnet.
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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doddsmountain.bsky.social
Archetypes
#DiscoElysium
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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skullingway.bsky.social
👁️🔪 #art
A drawing of a weird pigeon with multiple black eyes and glowing pink head. It’s carrying a switchblade with its feet
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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heyitsalliemack.bsky.social
Headcanon Time: Stede tries out a lot of pet names for Ed and does put a few into rotation, but his main go-to is “sweetness”
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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mrbuttons284266.bsky.social
This line will be echoed in season 3.
piratebot.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 4d
I don't want a boat, Stede! And I don't hate our lives!
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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skullingway.bsky.social
My partner requested I draw this scene 💘
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #art
Illustration of the scene from Frankenstein 2025 where Frankenstein carries Elizabeth in her wedding dress, covered in blood, rose petals falling around them
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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jeffsbuttons.bsky.social
Finally!
A first look at Deadloch S2
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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sarahcosico.bsky.social
Final thing of the day before I go back into hiding, reopening my shop for the final time this year! all these prints and more will be available (technically the shop is open rn but I’m not telling IG that 😉.) The shop will be open until Nov 30th and then I’ll close up on Dec 1st & start shipping. ❤️
An illustration of Kermit and Miss Piggy in the style of Gustav Klimt’s “The Kiss” An illustration of Miss Piggy dressed like Trixie Mattel An illustration of Kermit and Miss Piggy in regency era clothing, very reminiscent of Jane Austen or Bridgerton An illustration of Kermit and Miss Piggy in the style of the 2003 Broadway “Wicked” poster
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
🎵 There’s gotta’ be more than this tired town,

Don’t you frown,

Drift away with me… 🎵

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
There was a new Orville Peck song out last week, so we got celebratory new art! A digital drawing of western AU Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death. They’re sitting in the back of a rusty. Old green pickup truck. Ed’s back is leaning against the cab. He has on knee pulled up towards his torso and the other extended. He’s holding a cigarette in his right hand. Stede is lying on the bed of the truck with his legs propped up on the truck’s cab. Ed has his left hand extended, sitting on top of Stede’s hands. Behind the truck, the sun is setting and stars are coming out.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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heyitsalliemack.bsky.social
Please god make this the last time I ever hear anything from or about this woman 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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tightenupmate.bsky.social
Obergefell stands. That's a win, y'all.
chrisgeidner.bsky.social Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 6d
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
25-125 DAVIS, KIM V. ERMOLD, DAVID, ET AL. The motion of Foundation for Moral Law for leave to file a brief as amicus curiae out of time is denied. The petition for a writ of certiorari is denied.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
kiss me on my salty lips
I bet you feel a little crazy
#OFMDfanart #OFMDnsfw
A digital drawing of Ed and Stede locked in a passionate kiss. It is styled to look like burnt sienna pencil with white highlights in a mid tone linen paper background. Ed is leaning back over his shoulder to meet Stede’s desperate mouth as Stede reaches around to cradle Ed’s head. All you really see is the hint of their bare shoulders, but the implication is that they are getting down. WAY down
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
likethehotsauce.bsky.social
the kid in the dunkin donuts just handed me a large cup of cold milk and no actual hot coffee
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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ndkiwi.bsky.social
Viago von Dorna Schmarten Scheden Heimburg

#viago #wwdits #vianton
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
likethehotsauce.bsky.social
rewatching what we do in the shadows (2014) and it gets fucking funnier every time!
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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vvdssh.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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babykraken.bsky.social
Just put my last few sleeping Merstedes on my Ko-fi shop! They are hand printed lino on wood with handpainted tails and coper stars!
Each one is unique 💜✨️
#ofmd #shopofmd #merstede

ko-fi.com/s/6f1144242f
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM