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Call me Kes
@likethehotsauce.bsky.social
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i write; it’s like drawing blood from a stone. but it builds my character. read my fanfic on ao3

i like cuss words. fan: ofmd | deadloch |welly paranormal | wwdits 2014 | murderbot

drop a line. tumblr: @the-left-handofgender @likethehotsauce
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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · Oct 1
“Hideous Risk” | a Vianton fic | Mature

Chapter One now available: tinyurl.com/2skprc47

Viago and Anton contemplate mortality, the past, and the future. Each has a confession burning in his throat; but to divulge their secrets is to take a hideous risk.
title card for a fanfic. background image is an extreme close up of an ink drawing that has been heavily altered with a screen printing filter and faded rainbow filter. the drawing shows a person biting their thumb with a despondent, pensive expression. text overlay reads: hideous risk, a vianton fanfic, mature
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polagblue.bsky.social
Missing the hit show #ofmd and this cutie #StedeBonnet 🥺⛱️🌊🏴‍☠️
Stede Bonnet in the style of Victorian lady by the sea, he is wearing a salomon suit, pink breaches, stockings, shoes with bows, and is holding a parasol
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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deanbird.bsky.social
ITS HERE!! Ch3 of Flight of the Albatross is back after a 7 month hiatus!!

Featuring 6 new art pieces and a short summary to catch you back up 💜

archiveofourown.org/works/620391...
A fic title card with the words Flight of the Albatross in white over a light sky blue background. There is an illustration of a Takahē bird on the right in green grass. In the center bottom it reads "a Gentlebeard fic by Deanbird" with a small fern icon.
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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edsrosetattoo.bsky.social
The only pre-canon ofmd meme I need:
Of course I'm a hopeless romantic, why do you think I'm so pissed off all the time? Nothing whimsical is happening, no serendipity, zero magic in the air with an image of Ed looking sideways from season 1
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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roximonoxide.bsky.social
this bit goes full jackie
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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toadpuppy.bsky.social
TIL Rachel House was Roman Griffin Davis's acting coach for Jojo Rabbit

youtu.be/c0f4RRoKLCU?...
Inside Jojo Rabbit - Behind the Scenes - Jojo Rabbit 2019
YouTube video by Cine Extras
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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tuks.bsky.social
📝

#ofmd #gentlebeard
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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insane-foliage.bsky.social
Chapter 2 of When I Think About You... is up, and it's Ed's turn this week.

In which Ed learns about the whole "go suck eggs in hell" thing and gets exceedingly horny about it

archiveofourown.org/works/743124...

#OFMDFic #FallFrontFriday #OFMDnsfw
A screenshot of the summary for Chapter 2. The title chapter is "Think I would die if you were to ignore me". The summary reads "So, Ed can go "suck eggs in hell", can he? He should probably be pissed about that. He should be furious, really. Should be fucking livid. But… well, the truth is, he's not. He's plenty of other things, though. Intrigued. Baffled. And fuck, okay, yeah, kinda horny."
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
2025 felt like I was being chased by a goose the whole time
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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roximonoxide.bsky.social
Stede Bonnet, the poutiest pirate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
Two panel illustration of Ed and Stede meet-cute. In the first panel Ed is looking at Stede with his hand on his tummy. There is fire and smoke behind him. In the second panel, Stede is lying on the floor with a noose around his neck and hands tied. He's been gut-stabbed.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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mooshy.bsky.social
thankful 🙏🏻
rhys announcing he's back on cameo for a bit
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
🥹

#ofmd
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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toadpuppy.bsky.social
It's here!
archiveofourown.org/works/742809...

Thanks again to @akans.bsky.social for the amazing art, and @valerie-ughh.bsky.social for the beta read!
Drawing of a crashed plane on a beach, titled Drenched to the Bone, by Toadpuppy, with art by Akans
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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esqueer.net
They supposedly ended it by ***checks notes** massacring, raping, and enslaving women and children. But they did it very Christianly.
mollyploofkins.bsky.social Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 3d
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
likethehotsauce.bsky.social
me when i get three whole comments on a chapter of my fic!!! :D
a screenshot of Usagi Tsukino from Sailor Moon ; she is crying so hard streams of tears are spouting from her eyes. her mouth is wide open as she is wailing. her eyes are closed and her head is thrown back. added text at the bottom reads: you’re so nice!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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akans.bsky.social
Aaand here's the other STILL VERY NSFW illustration for the fic, from chater 5! 💜👀🧡
I'm still giggling and kicking my feet I got to draw unhinged stuff like this, this time (compared to what i usually draw lmao) >:D Absolute blast 👌
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25
Explicit illustration of Stede thorougly appreciating Ed's assets. Ed is sitting on the edge of the bed in just a skirt, lace panties and ripped fishnets. Stede is kneeling between his legs, having just been done blowing Ed, stirng of spit still connecting his mouth to Ed's dih
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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jammydormouse.bsky.social
Well-fucked Ed for art practice - I think love him actually
Digital painting of Ed from ofmd the morning after his with Stede. He looks smug
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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discussingfilm.net
Guillermo del Toro has revealed that ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ will get a physical media release

At least one deleted scene will included on the release.
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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sweetpotato70.bsky.social
💜🧜‍♂️✨

comm for @alixxjanexx.bsky.social
#ofmdfanart #ofmd #merstede
Digital illustration in grayscale of merstede swimming underwater with his trident. His tail curls behind and above him, bum heart visible, and he is facing forward and smiling softly at the viewer.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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chiitan.love
How to wash Chiitan🫧

ちぃたん☆のシャワーシーン大公開ですっ☆
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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premeemohamed.com
"Just block and move on, Captain"
mobydickatsea.bsky.social Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 4d
To be enraged with a dumb thing, Captain Ahab, seems blasphemous.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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roximonoxide.bsky.social
Edward Teach inventor of T H E L O O K
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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muppetpictures.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
lesbian olu and stede
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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routinesardine.bsky.social
Still the most beautiful scene on tv 🥹❤️🧜‍♂️ #ofmd
Ed and MerStede under water. Still from ofmd s2e3
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM