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i write; it’s like drawing blood from a stone. but it builds my character. read my fanfic on ao3

i like cuss words. fan: ofmd | deadloch |welly paranormal | wwdits 2014 | murderbot

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“Hideous Risk” | a Vianton fic | Mature

Chapter One now available: tinyurl.com/2skprc47

Viago and Anton contemplate mortality, the past, and the future. Each has a confession burning in his throat; but to divulge their secrets is to take a hideous risk.
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Missing the hit show #ofmd and this cutie #StedeBonnet 🥺⛱️🌊🏴‍☠️
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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ITS HERE!! Ch3 of Flight of the Albatross is back after a 7 month hiatus!!

Featuring 6 new art pieces and a short summary to catch you back up 💜

archiveofourown.org/works/620391...
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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The only pre-canon ofmd meme I need:
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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this bit goes full jackie
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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TIL Rachel House was Roman Griffin Davis's acting coach for Jojo Rabbit

youtu.be/c0f4RRoKLCU?...
Inside Jojo Rabbit - Behind the Scenes - Jojo Rabbit 2019
YouTube video by Cine Extras
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Chapter 2 of When I Think About You... is up, and it's Ed's turn this week.

In which Ed learns about the whole "go suck eggs in hell" thing and gets exceedingly horny about it

archiveofourown.org/works/743124...

#OFMDFic #FallFrontFriday #OFMDnsfw
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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2025 felt like I was being chased by a goose the whole time
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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thankful 🙏🏻
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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🥹

#ofmd
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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It's here!
archiveofourown.org/works/742809...

Thanks again to @akans.bsky.social for the amazing art, and @valerie-ughh.bsky.social for the beta read!
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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They supposedly ended it by ***checks notes** massacring, raping, and enslaving women and children. But they did it very Christianly.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
me when i get three whole comments on a chapter of my fic!!! :D
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Aaand here's the other STILL VERY NSFW illustration for the fic, from chater 5! 💜👀🧡
I'm still giggling and kicking my feet I got to draw unhinged stuff like this, this time (compared to what i usually draw lmao) >:D Absolute blast 👌
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Well-fucked Ed for art practice - I think love him actually
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Guillermo del Toro has revealed that ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ will get a physical media release

At least one deleted scene will included on the release.
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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How to wash Chiitan🫧

ちぃたん☆のシャワーシーン大公開ですっ☆
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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"Just block and move on, Captain"
To be enraged with a dumb thing, Captain Ahab, seems blasphemous.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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lesbian olu and stede
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Still the most beautiful scene on tv 🥹❤️🧜‍♂️ #ofmd
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM