Lifeontiptoes
@lifeontiptoes.bsky.social
Books. Nerds. Astromechs. Dungeons. Dragons. WoW Shaman. Beer. Witch. Bow ties are cool. Has a bad feeling about this. She/her. Pittsburgh.
A “high performer” review and a 3.5% raise 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
February 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
A “high performer” review and a 3.5% raise 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
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$1 billion is an annual $100,000 salary for ten thousand years.
$780 billion is an annual $100 MILLION salary for almost eight thousand years.
No one is worth this. Tax breaks, wage theft, and not paying for what you steal from the planet is where is money came from.
$780 billion is an annual $100 MILLION salary for almost eight thousand years.
No one is worth this. Tax breaks, wage theft, and not paying for what you steal from the planet is where is money came from.
February 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
$1 billion is an annual $100,000 salary for ten thousand years.
$780 billion is an annual $100 MILLION salary for almost eight thousand years.
No one is worth this. Tax breaks, wage theft, and not paying for what you steal from the planet is where is money came from.
$780 billion is an annual $100 MILLION salary for almost eight thousand years.
No one is worth this. Tax breaks, wage theft, and not paying for what you steal from the planet is where is money came from.
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This morning’s predawn bird song
February 16, 2026 at 7:26 AM
This morning’s predawn bird song
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i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
I don’t trust anyone with a liberty bell license plate
February 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I don’t trust anyone with a liberty bell license plate
I miss pepsi twist
February 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I miss pepsi twist
I’m old enough to remember Hit Record Joe. He always sucked.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt made a 12-minute response video to people mad at him supporting mass surveillance and censorship, and somehow got even MORE wrong about Section 230 than his original congressional testimony.
My Response To Joseph Gordon-Levitt
YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I’m old enough to remember Hit Record Joe. He always sucked.
Go Sidney Crosby
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Go Sidney Crosby
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Time for THE PITT (yes I still hate the name)
February 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Time for THE PITT (yes I still hate the name)
Looks like a woman 🤷🏻♀️
FBI increases reward in Nancy Guthrie case, offers description of person seen in doorbell cam video
https://www.wtae.com/article/fbi-increases-reward-suspect-description-nancy-guthrie-case/70336918
https://www.wtae.com/article/fbi-increases-reward-suspect-description-nancy-guthrie-case/70336918
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Looks like a woman 🤷🏻♀️
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This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)
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This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
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Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
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I wonder why www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Gallup to stop tracking presidential approval ratings after 88 years
Public opinion polling agency says decision ‘solely based on Gallup’s research goals and priorities’
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I wonder why www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Author Brandon Sanderson will write, produce, consult, and have cast approvals over his Cosmere series and movies.
Brandon Sanderson Details Apple TV+ Plans for Cosmere Series
nerdist.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Author Brandon Sanderson will write, produce, consult, and have cast approvals over his Cosmere series and movies.
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This teenager saved his neighbor's dog from drowning in a freezing pond. This is Bernard. His family contacted emergency services right away, but high school senior Hugh Pinneo got to Bernard first. Hugh said he's "just glad I acted that day and saved the dog's life." We are too. 12/10 for all
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This teenager saved his neighbor's dog from drowning in a freezing pond. This is Bernard. His family contacted emergency services right away, but high school senior Hugh Pinneo got to Bernard first. Hugh said he's "just glad I acted that day and saved the dog's life." We are too. 12/10 for all
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The druids of Shaungarten question Thaisha's decision to bring the undead Occtis to their sanctuary and debate their continued aid... 💀 🌱
#CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 14 - "A Bridge Too Far", is now available on YouTube! ✨
WATCH CRITICAL ROLE ⬇️
https://youtu.be/TRDzQIenIPQ
#CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 14 - "A Bridge Too Far", is now available on YouTube! ✨
WATCH CRITICAL ROLE ⬇️
https://youtu.be/TRDzQIenIPQ
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The druids of Shaungarten question Thaisha's decision to bring the undead Occtis to their sanctuary and debate their continued aid... 💀 🌱
#CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 14 - "A Bridge Too Far", is now available on YouTube! ✨
WATCH CRITICAL ROLE ⬇️
https://youtu.be/TRDzQIenIPQ
#CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 14 - "A Bridge Too Far", is now available on YouTube! ✨
WATCH CRITICAL ROLE ⬇️
https://youtu.be/TRDzQIenIPQ
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
At this rate I’ll be asleep before half time
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
At this rate I’ll be asleep before half time
“BABE how old am I?” She yells down the stairs. Because sometimes, after 40, you just do not remember.
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
“BABE how old am I?” She yells down the stairs. Because sometimes, after 40, you just do not remember.
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NYT confirming MS NOW reporting:
Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop.
Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.
Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop.
Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.
Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop.
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
NYT confirming MS NOW reporting:
Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop.
Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.
Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop.
Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.
We’ve been rewatching GoT and like, god damn this show was so good #iloveyoujaime
February 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
We’ve been rewatching GoT and like, god damn this show was so good #iloveyoujaime