Libby
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Brands and monsters and stuff made of yarn
We have this entire internet and yet I can’t subscribe to alerts for the Harris Teeter buy-2-get-3-free deal
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
We have this entire internet and yet I can’t subscribe to alerts for the Harris Teeter buy-2-get-3-free deal
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
“Can you make me a website?” and/or “Can you help me pick colors for my living room?”
Not either of those kinds of designer, sorry, also no
Not either of those kinds of designer, sorry, also no
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“Can you make me a website?” and/or “Can you help me pick colors for my living room?”
Not either of those kinds of designer, sorry, also no
Not either of those kinds of designer, sorry, also no
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BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents will be deployed in the Raleigh area on Tuesday, Democratic legislative sources briefed by Gov. Josh Stein’s office told The Assembly and INDY on Monday.
www.theassemblync.com/news/politic...
www.theassemblync.com/news/politic...
Immigration Agents Coming to Raleigh Tuesday, Sources Say
Democratic legislative sources briefed by Gov. Josh Stein’s office told The Assembly and INDY agents are coming to the state capital.
www.theassemblync.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents will be deployed in the Raleigh area on Tuesday, Democratic legislative sources briefed by Gov. Josh Stein’s office told The Assembly and INDY on Monday.
www.theassemblync.com/news/politic...
www.theassemblync.com/news/politic...
Hello I work in tech branding and here is a running list of things that are, effective immediately, banned from tech marketing of any kind:
rockets
code backgrounds à la The Matrix
lime green on black
Thank you for your attention on this matter
rockets
code backgrounds à la The Matrix
lime green on black
Thank you for your attention on this matter
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hello I work in tech branding and here is a running list of things that are, effective immediately, banned from tech marketing of any kind:
rockets
code backgrounds à la The Matrix
lime green on black
Thank you for your attention on this matter
rockets
code backgrounds à la The Matrix
lime green on black
Thank you for your attention on this matter
I was wondering about this.
President Trump’s military campaign against drug cartels in Latin America could soon collide with a humanitarian crisis in the Caribbean Sea, as Hurricane Melissa bears down on Jamaica with an unusually large fleet of U.S. military ships deployed nearby.
Hurricane Melissa collides with U.S. military mission in Caribbean
President Donald Trump’s military campaign against drug cartels in Latin America could soon be forced to reckon with the devastating impact of Hurricane Mellissa.
wapo.st
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I was wondering about this.
Were the protests too feminist-coded, or is the rapist in the White House literally demolishing the first ladies’ office. Who’s to say!
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Were the protests too feminist-coded, or is the rapist in the White House literally demolishing the first ladies’ office. Who’s to say!
Realized today that most of the designers I manage have only known me as a manager and not a designer. I think they take my feedback differently! They don’t know that I know what I’m talking about!
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Realized today that most of the designers I manage have only known me as a manager and not a designer. I think they take my feedback differently! They don’t know that I know what I’m talking about!
Designing an increasingly elaborate taco costume for my toddler niece instead of thinking about the news. Like you do.
October 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Designing an increasingly elaborate taco costume for my toddler niece instead of thinking about the news. Like you do.
On top of everything else, recipe Pinterest is now mostly AI slop.
Can someone direct me to a good recipe to use up chicken thighs and egg noodles, I know this has to exist and what’s on Pinterest is nonsense
Can someone direct me to a good recipe to use up chicken thighs and egg noodles, I know this has to exist and what’s on Pinterest is nonsense
September 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
On top of everything else, recipe Pinterest is now mostly AI slop.
Can someone direct me to a good recipe to use up chicken thighs and egg noodles, I know this has to exist and what’s on Pinterest is nonsense
Can someone direct me to a good recipe to use up chicken thighs and egg noodles, I know this has to exist and what’s on Pinterest is nonsense
First millennial VP and he calls people “dipshit” on the internet. Doing us all proud there, JD
September 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
First millennial VP and he calls people “dipshit” on the internet. Doing us all proud there, JD
In retrospect things really started going downhill when we stopped enforcing character limits
This is delusional but you don’t have to read the whole thing.
Boils down to: he’s shutting down the government because he thinks he’s a king.
Boils down to: he’s shutting down the government because he thinks he’s a king.
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In retrospect things really started going downhill when we stopped enforcing character limits
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Again already? That's awesome. I have prepared a complete history of the Rapture leading up to Tuesday's Rapture:
September 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Again already? That's awesome. I have prepared a complete history of the Rapture leading up to Tuesday's Rapture:
Cancelled Hulu and decided it was a good excuse to finally subscribe to @wired.com and @defector.com instead
September 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Cancelled Hulu and decided it was a good excuse to finally subscribe to @wired.com and @defector.com instead
Not nearly enough of you are following and appreciating this nonsense and frankly I won’t stand for it
Pumpkin Spice Golgi Body
September 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Not nearly enough of you are following and appreciating this nonsense and frankly I won’t stand for it
Bad moon rising, friends. I don’t know how this ends.
September 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bad moon rising, friends. I don’t know how this ends.
We’ll call it the Encarta™️
I want a device with an e-ink display that has the entirety of Wikipedia (25 GB) on it
September 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We’ll call it the Encarta™️
A fun thing about being American right now is buying extras of fav imported things when you see them available, just in case 🥰
September 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A fun thing about being American right now is buying extras of fav imported things when you see them available, just in case 🥰
I switched brands or scents of a bunch of cleaning products in the last couple weeks (not on purpose, just happened to use up old things) and now it smells like someone else’s house in here
September 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I switched brands or scents of a bunch of cleaning products in the last couple weeks (not on purpose, just happened to use up old things) and now it smells like someone else’s house in here
What’s going on with this trend on Instagram ads? These are all from the last few days, all different brands.
It’s gotta be something related to an algo, right? Is everyone feeding the same data into the same adtech and getting the same results?
It’s gotta be something related to an algo, right? Is everyone feeding the same data into the same adtech and getting the same results?
August 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What’s going on with this trend on Instagram ads? These are all from the last few days, all different brands.
It’s gotta be something related to an algo, right? Is everyone feeding the same data into the same adtech and getting the same results?
It’s gotta be something related to an algo, right? Is everyone feeding the same data into the same adtech and getting the same results?
Pasta salad is the summer version of soup.
August 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pasta salad is the summer version of soup.
God I hate Logo Discourse
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
God I hate Logo Discourse
There were guardsmen in my neighborhood during the 2020 protests and, even though they just stood there and nothing happened, it was weird and bad and not something I want to see again!
"National Guard is not trained in policing actions"
"it actually negatively impacts military readiness"
"young soldiers and airmen are political props"
"This, in contrast, is where we should not have military on our streets, in our American cities. It is absolutely the way that dictatorships run"
"it actually negatively impacts military readiness"
"young soldiers and airmen are political props"
"This, in contrast, is where we should not have military on our streets, in our American cities. It is absolutely the way that dictatorships run"
August 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There were guardsmen in my neighborhood during the 2020 protests and, even though they just stood there and nothing happened, it was weird and bad and not something I want to see again!
The new dominoes game on the nyt games app is kinda great?
August 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The new dominoes game on the nyt games app is kinda great?
Has anyone done a time lapse of this … evolution
You could write a book about this photo. Everything about it is so fucking vulgar.
August 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Has anyone done a time lapse of this … evolution