THINGS I DID THIS WEEK

1. Stroked three cats.
2. Ate my own body weight in toast and Marmite.
3. Made a living gas monster from cotton wool.
4. Observed the Annual Naked Grocery Shop.
5. Called Elon Musk a cunt.

HOPE YOU'RE PLEASED WITH MY PROGESS!
AgentPumpkin

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

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Among other things, Trump’s latest unconstitutional move will pause research on cures for childhood cancer, close homeless shelters, halt food assistance, reduce safety from domestic violence, and shut down suicide hotlines.

People will die.

Is this what you “price of eggs” voters wanted?

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde is the Christian that Franklin Graham failed to be.

Just saying.

Here's how they report on him in the UK, where their free press has a spine.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I can’t believe we have to keep explaining Nazis. The world had a meeting that ended in 1945, and we said NO to Nazis. Oh, and 70 million people died.

This. It’s always been this.

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

Accidentally ended up on conservative talk radio in the car and thought I'd hang in a minute to see what bullshit they're spreading and the dude started talking about something called "Toxic Empathy" and MAN OH MAN what massive doublespeak to make it okay to be a huge asshole!!!! There's a book! /1

Marble Valley Farm stand, Kent, CT.

Life is really stupid right now, but at least I'm rocking my most recently made scarf! #yarnsky #craftsky

I kinda feel like this picture is maybe our collective nervous systems before we left Twitter and came over here. Yeah?

So...what are you reading right now?

Agree 💯

mental health break? you bet it did

Sane people watching Trump pick his staff.