The K is Silent
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I’m a professional cynic but my heart’s not in it
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In the real world this fight lasts seconds, boxing is well and truly in the gutter
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
In the real world this fight lasts seconds, boxing is well and truly in the gutter
Just wait until Cyberdyne Systems release the Model Pea-1000
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just wait until Cyberdyne Systems release the Model Pea-1000
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Tomorrow, we hear from Peter Sutcliffe as he launches his new Safer Streets campaign
Hang on!! BBC breakfast have got Kelvin Mackenzie on to talk about HONESTY in relation to news reporting, ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH!!!?
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Tomorrow, we hear from Peter Sutcliffe as he launches his new Safer Streets campaign
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Had another crack the dreaded Jenkin Hill this morning, one of the steepest streets in a city famously built on seven hills.
Failed again and had to walk.
Next time, my old foe, next time.
#Running
Failed again and had to walk.
Next time, my old foe, next time.
#Running
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Had another crack the dreaded Jenkin Hill this morning, one of the steepest streets in a city famously built on seven hills.
Failed again and had to walk.
Next time, my old foe, next time.
#Running
Failed again and had to walk.
Next time, my old foe, next time.
#Running
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Whoever put this sign up needs to try running up Fence Hill into Swallownest.
#Running #Mountaineering
#Running #Mountaineering
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Whoever put this sign up needs to try running up Fence Hill into Swallownest.
#Running #Mountaineering
#Running #Mountaineering
This actually happened to me when I was a kid, so I feel the young girl’s pain!
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
This actually happened to me when I was a kid, so I feel the young girl’s pain!
In addition to running six miles, I finally deleted my Twitter/X account this morning.
Having a productive day so far and not even had breakfast yet.
Having a productive day so far and not even had breakfast yet.
a man in a suit sits at a desk with the words " these are busy times " written on the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit sits at a desk with the words " these are busy times " written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
In addition to running six miles, I finally deleted my Twitter/X account this morning.
Having a productive day so far and not even had breakfast yet.
Having a productive day so far and not even had breakfast yet.
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
October 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Anyone with an interest in football and/or architecture, particularly those old enough to remember Italia 90, will be praying they don’t replace this masterpiece with an identikit mass produced stadium.
#SanSiro
#SanSiro
Breathtaking San Siro faces end as Inter and Milan try to keep up with modern game
Breathtaking San Siro faces end as Inter and Milan try to keep up with modern game
Clubs’ plan to open new ground in 2031 has been met by local opposition but is required for hosts to stay competitive
www.theguardian.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Anyone with an interest in football and/or architecture, particularly those old enough to remember Italia 90, will be praying they don’t replace this masterpiece with an identikit mass produced stadium.
#SanSiro
#SanSiro
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“Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?”
“Yeah… my uncle wakes up at 5am to go running.” 🏃♂️☕
We all know that one person who treats sunrise runs like a religion.
But here’s the twist the “crazy ones” are usually the ones who feel the best, stay consistent, and crush their goals
“Yeah… my uncle wakes up at 5am to go running.” 🏃♂️☕
We all know that one person who treats sunrise runs like a religion.
But here’s the twist the “crazy ones” are usually the ones who feel the best, stay consistent, and crush their goals
October 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
“Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?”
“Yeah… my uncle wakes up at 5am to go running.” 🏃♂️☕
We all know that one person who treats sunrise runs like a religion.
But here’s the twist the “crazy ones” are usually the ones who feel the best, stay consistent, and crush their goals
“Yeah… my uncle wakes up at 5am to go running.” 🏃♂️☕
We all know that one person who treats sunrise runs like a religion.
But here’s the twist the “crazy ones” are usually the ones who feel the best, stay consistent, and crush their goals
Morning run in beautiful crisp autumn sunshine.
And the Philadelphia on the map isn’t the one in Pennsylvania, didn’t run that far!
#Running
And the Philadelphia on the map isn’t the one in Pennsylvania, didn’t run that far!
#Running
October 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Morning run in beautiful crisp autumn sunshine.
And the Philadelphia on the map isn’t the one in Pennsylvania, didn’t run that far!
#Running
And the Philadelphia on the map isn’t the one in Pennsylvania, didn’t run that far!
#Running
October 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sheffield 10K done and dusted, proud of Mrs Silent for completing the course in her first big running event (though not the last).
Many thanks to everyone who kindly donated; it’s not too late to join in, just click on the link below 👇🏻
www.justgiving.com/team/angiean...
#Running #Sheffield10K
Many thanks to everyone who kindly donated; it’s not too late to join in, just click on the link below 👇🏻
www.justgiving.com/team/angiean...
#Running #Sheffield10K
September 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Sheffield 10K done and dusted, proud of Mrs Silent for completing the course in her first big running event (though not the last).
Many thanks to everyone who kindly donated; it’s not too late to join in, just click on the link below 👇🏻
www.justgiving.com/team/angiean...
#Running #Sheffield10K
Many thanks to everyone who kindly donated; it’s not too late to join in, just click on the link below 👇🏻
www.justgiving.com/team/angiean...
#Running #Sheffield10K