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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱
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All I want is a good bit of fun. Hell…Don't follow me! I've been going in circles for HOURS.
this is how I'm gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Hold on… I thought Dick Cheney was a “spooky” porn star nom de plume. Is that not right?
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hey… did any news outlet ever use the lede, “Sweet dreams czar, Madhoff, thieves” or nah?
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Halloween: Check out my giant, front yard skeleton!

Christmas: Hold my wassail.
The way I squeeeeed seeing this giant Bumble. They all TALK. If you're near Lowes, go take a peek.
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I never said I was the vicar of circus pants
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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THE SYSTEM WORKS. Pre-order now! www.chroniclebooks.com/collections/...
October 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Sarah Jessica Parkour!”
“Dorothy Parkour!”
“Jurassexy Parkour!”
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
“Hello. I’m just calling to confirm that women most definitely liked Star Trek.”
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It isn’t officially Halloween season until the midnight margaritas are served.
October 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Why is blocking so effective, here? Because it puts you in two completely different rooms. You can’t see their posts and they cannot see yours. Any comment they might have made on your posts is decoupled and no longer visible to your followers. They lose all power they have tried to assert over you.
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts.
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Don’t engage.
Just block & move on.
Remove the oxygen and the fire goes out.
October 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ghost painting!
October 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Wait…are drawing sexy Wario, now?
October 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Summer was kind of a wash, but my brain was cooking near the end of spring.
October 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A dumbone is a bass trombone, right?
October 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“Dorothy Parkour!”
“Jurassexy Parkour!”
“Jurassic Parkour!”
October 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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This isn’t the sound I was expecting from slo-mo bumblebees…?? 🐝
October 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
October 2025 Prompts mash-up, day 5: Fox seems to grin as he and Deer go for an evening stroll under the autumn full moon (5 prompts)
October 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
October 2025 Prompts mash-up, day 3: Melancholy pumpkin mummy (3 prompts)
October 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Godspeed and mind the pedestrians.
October 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you see this, post a goth (or punk) girl 🖤
October 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Had to do this real fast, due to limited time, but I couldn’t let the first day of October drawing prompts pass me by.

October 2025 Prompts mash-up, day 1: Werewolf frog with a mustache. (3 prompts)
October 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM