☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱
@leaujacques.bsky.social
All I want is a good bit of fun. Hell…Don't follow me! I've been going in circles for HOURS.
My life might not be memorable or influential to others, but when my time has reached its end, I hope more people will want to say they were happy to have known me than not.
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
My life might not be memorable or influential to others, but when my time has reached its end, I hope more people will want to say they were happy to have known me than not.
For the Honmoon!
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
For the Honmoon!
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
Be sure to add “artist, forced to perform, sued for lackluster presentation” to your 2026 bingo card.
December 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Be sure to add “artist, forced to perform, sued for lackluster presentation” to your 2026 bingo card.
I very quietly ate dinner across from Polly Draper, Grant Shaud, Tony Roberts, Mary-Louise Parker and Debra Messing. I was at a table for one, celebrating acing a final exam. They were currently performing in Four Dogs and a Bone. There was only a pair of awkwardly empty chairs between Polly and me.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I very quietly ate dinner across from Polly Draper, Grant Shaud, Tony Roberts, Mary-Louise Parker and Debra Messing. I was at a table for one, celebrating acing a final exam. They were currently performing in Four Dogs and a Bone. There was only a pair of awkwardly empty chairs between Polly and me.
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Allman Joy Division Brothers Band
The Allman Joy Division Brothers Band
December 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Allman Joy Division Brothers Band
The Allman Joy Division Brothers Band
Been spending the day, watching city holiday lights walkthrough videos…Paris, London, New York, Dublin, Florence, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, etc… If the video has an AI generated image, on the menu, I’m assuming it is garbage. Automatic skip.
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Been spending the day, watching city holiday lights walkthrough videos…Paris, London, New York, Dublin, Florence, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, etc… If the video has an AI generated image, on the menu, I’m assuming it is garbage. Automatic skip.
Now I want applesauce.
Give yourself a round of applause.
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Now I want applesauce.
Hey, Sebastian the Crab, remind me, who was your favorite tennis player?
🦀 ANDRE AGASSI!
🦀 ANDRE AGASSI!
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hey, Sebastian the Crab, remind me, who was your favorite tennis player?
🦀 ANDRE AGASSI!
🦀 ANDRE AGASSI!
Hey Now
You’re a Feldspar
Wall of Stone and
Quicklime
You’re a Feldspar
Wall of Stone and
Quicklime
Hey Now
You're a Boxcar
Full of Children
Solve Crimes
You're a Boxcar
Full of Children
Solve Crimes
December 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hey Now
You’re a Feldspar
Wall of Stone and
Quicklime
You’re a Feldspar
Wall of Stone and
Quicklime
Maybe I’m getting old, but I’m starting to think it just might not be appropriate to talk about granny’s pie in a Christmas song.
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Maybe I’m getting old, but I’m starting to think it just might not be appropriate to talk about granny’s pie in a Christmas song.
I’m only now starting to suspect that, under that stove pipe hat, Lincoln was being Raccacoonied.
I think Ken Burns missed the part of the Civil War where Lincoln absolutely crushed it at Fortnite.
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m only now starting to suspect that, under that stove pipe hat, Lincoln was being Raccacoonied.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Ran into Santa & David at Michael’s.
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ran into Santa & David at Michael’s.
It’s the most Home Aloneiest time of the year
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It’s the most Home Aloneiest time of the year
The Santa Bandit says, if you’re at a loss for what Christmas move to watch and maybe even when, he’s got a list for you!
(In the alt text)
(In the alt text)
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The Santa Bandit says, if you’re at a loss for what Christmas move to watch and maybe even when, he’s got a list for you!
(In the alt text)
(In the alt text)
Reposted by ☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱
Reposted by ☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱
Not trying... I made one. Here it is in all its perfection. I must now retire from comics, undefeated.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Not trying... I made one. Here it is in all its perfection. I must now retire from comics, undefeated.
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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If you are like me and still rushing around the kitchen trying to get everything cooked, pop on a little Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!) for company. pca.st/episode/4fbd...
Deck the Halls
pca.st
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you are like me and still rushing around the kitchen trying to get everything cooked, pop on a little Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!) for company. pca.st/episode/4fbd...
Reposted by ☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱
Old Man Spidey vs. Doc-Octogenarian
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Old Man Spidey vs. Doc-Octogenarian
Your annual reminder to thoroughly read instructions all the way through BEFORE assembly, instead of reading and doing as you go. Otherwise, things might take quite the detour halfway through.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Your annual reminder to thoroughly read instructions all the way through BEFORE assembly, instead of reading and doing as you go. Otherwise, things might take quite the detour halfway through.
The tule fog is spreading thick across the Central Valley, tonight, as we approach three a.m. Fortunately, someone is playing drums and singing, to protect the neighborhood by appeasing the Nightcrawlers.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The tule fog is spreading thick across the Central Valley, tonight, as we approach three a.m. Fortunately, someone is playing drums and singing, to protect the neighborhood by appeasing the Nightcrawlers.
Well, the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a Pope name of Leo Brown
Now Leo, he a pontiff
And he like his papal robes
And he like to wear his pointy hat
Just-a-everywhere he goes
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a Pope name of Leo Brown
Now Leo, he a pontiff
And he like his papal robes
And he like to wear his pointy hat
Just-a-everywhere he goes
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Well, the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a Pope name of Leo Brown
Now Leo, he a pontiff
And he like his papal robes
And he like to wear his pointy hat
Just-a-everywhere he goes
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a Pope name of Leo Brown
Now Leo, he a pontiff
And he like his papal robes
And he like to wear his pointy hat
Just-a-everywhere he goes