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I am me, I like stuff. I am terrible at bio writing.
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Isle of Wight-er
I ain't no followback girl 💩🍌
TV-based spam on fridays & sundays, mostly, non-watchers may want to mute those hashtags
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Half the fun of #wordfeud is arranging your own letters in amusing ways
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This year, please remember to take the time to tell those who deserve it to go fuck themselves.
January 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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STEP 1: make a little birdhouse in your soul
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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I like most birds but I think the thrush is an irritating twat.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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The supposed leader of the free world just read out “I, and state your name…”.
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ew, Sky have done some wank update.

Pressing "channel down" on BBC1 doesn't go to my favourites anymore (from the TV guide page, the channel before 101 is favourite channel 52). Instead it flips to the very last radio channel.

Ew! and EW, make that go away, who even listens to radio through sky!?
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If they're crocheting on the regular, just turn it into a full "yarn art" competition. Do some needle felting, a bit of loom work too. hell, just make one of those nail & string pics while they're at it.
#GameOfWool
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is Vinted spying on what I'm watching? My feed just pinged up a folder full of 80s knitting patterns 🤔 #GameOfWool
a man with long hair is wearing a tin foil hat .
ALT: a man with long hair is wearing a tin foil hat .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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all if forgiven, this show is perfect. #GameOfWool
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Holger needs to just knit himself as a doggy coat, already iconic #GameOfWool
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Goes on a knitting-orientated TV competition:"I prefer crochet, I am not a good knitter".

what :|

#GameOfWool
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Whoever is doing the graphics on #GameOfWool has clearly never seen a crochet hook in their life
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I have been murdered.
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
David Olusoga knows all about pirates... Handy as he doesn't know anything about traitors
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What was that hole maker Carole had? I want one! way better than a wanky bulb planter #GardenersWorld
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
tbf, that reaction from all of them was worth it.

Terrible, TERRIBLE faithfuls, but not playing for themselves gives it a whole other slant & it's all been thoroughly bloody enjoyable #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I just can't.

#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I highly recommended clicking the below & following the info - stuff is being hidden from feeds by default, because we can't be trusted not to be able to determine what is bad anymore.

"warn", fine. but a full "hide" without asking first. Get in the sea.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My favourite part of dinnertime is going to the chippie cos the pack of chicken you just bought is 🤢🤢🤢

And now the smell is stuck in my nose & lingering in the kitchen 😭
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It's a medium, sure but no hints/checks and I amazed myself with this one today. Usually sub-10mins but never under 5.

In the 'doku zone
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Avoiding the John Lewis advert is the new #Whamageddon
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Today marks the day the energy bills go up: I cba with a cold house anymore & the heating has gone from "off" to "program" on the thermostat.

I swear it's getting earlier each year as I get older
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair with flames coming out of his body and says i 'm still cold .
Alt: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair with flames coming out of his body and says i 'm still cold .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Of course the night I fall asleep to a Richard Ramirez/Night Stalker murderporn doc on tv is the night the blu-tac stops blu-tac-ing something wobbly & I get woken ay 3:30am by it falling off of a shelf.
Did I go back to sleep? Nop!

May attempt a lunchtime power nap
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
What’s it like in your head?
November 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM