Lazybrian
@lazybrian.bsky.social
Gen X Gay Sarcastic
"I don't want to"
Lego🧱 Trek🖖, Cats😻, Art🧶🖌️, My own bad opinions💩.
"I don't want to"
Lego🧱 Trek🖖, Cats😻, Art🧶🖌️, My own bad opinions💩.
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Mamdani is going to institute Mullally law
Which means when you see Debra Messing in public you have to hope she did not see you and hide in a shop until she passes.
Which means when you see Debra Messing in public you have to hope she did not see you and hide in a shop until she passes.
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Mamdani is going to institute Mullally law
Which means when you see Debra Messing in public you have to hope she did not see you and hide in a shop until she passes.
Which means when you see Debra Messing in public you have to hope she did not see you and hide in a shop until she passes.
When I got my tires changed this is the guy that yelled at me for not having "a key lock(?)" and then pulled out a huge box of them and told me "it'll be a while".
"You know, every man has a right to sex himself up however he sees fit, but you-- You...You look like you belong in an amateur porn convention."
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
When I got my tires changed this is the guy that yelled at me for not having "a key lock(?)" and then pulled out a huge box of them and told me "it'll be a while".
Oh gloried defender, glimpse the fullness of my spheres.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Oh gloried defender, glimpse the fullness of my spheres.
Theydies and Gentlethems,
Guinea Pig Tanks!
Guinea Pig Tanks!
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Theydies and Gentlethems,
Guinea Pig Tanks!
Guinea Pig Tanks!
This was standard policy when I worked at Whole Foods in 2000-2008.
And we mostly did smile.
But you know what else we had?
We were paid a pretty good wage.
We had excellent insurance.
We had plenty of staff.
We had profit sharing.
We got stock option for long time workers.
We were treated well.
And we mostly did smile.
But you know what else we had?
We were paid a pretty good wage.
We had excellent insurance.
We had plenty of staff.
We had profit sharing.
We got stock option for long time workers.
We were treated well.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This was standard policy when I worked at Whole Foods in 2000-2008.
And we mostly did smile.
But you know what else we had?
We were paid a pretty good wage.
We had excellent insurance.
We had plenty of staff.
We had profit sharing.
We got stock option for long time workers.
We were treated well.
And we mostly did smile.
But you know what else we had?
We were paid a pretty good wage.
We had excellent insurance.
We had plenty of staff.
We had profit sharing.
We got stock option for long time workers.
We were treated well.
A couple came in and ordered coffees and when I asked their name they looked at each other and looked at me and said "Cooper" and the giggled. I said "Cool. we'll call your name when it's ready" And the woman looked at me like I kicked a baby.
I also have no time for your heterosexual nonsense.
I also have no time for your heterosexual nonsense.
Person: We’re engaged!
Me: Oh how nice
Person: stares at me
Me: Sorry, that’s as much enthusiasm I can muster for heterosexual monogamy.
Me: Oh how nice
Person: stares at me
Me: Sorry, that’s as much enthusiasm I can muster for heterosexual monogamy.
a woman wearing a necklace is sitting in a dark room
Alt: a woman wearing a necklace is sitting in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A couple came in and ordered coffees and when I asked their name they looked at each other and looked at me and said "Cooper" and the giggled. I said "Cool. we'll call your name when it's ready" And the woman looked at me like I kicked a baby.
I also have no time for your heterosexual nonsense.
I also have no time for your heterosexual nonsense.
I offered my six month old baby a bottle and she said "There's children all over the world who don't have bottles or daddies. I want to give this bottle to another baby. And daddy, if you want to go take care of other babies I will understand."
Children are light.
Children are light.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I offered my six month old baby a bottle and she said "There's children all over the world who don't have bottles or daddies. I want to give this bottle to another baby. And daddy, if you want to go take care of other babies I will understand."
Children are light.
Children are light.
They act like I don't always watch them back to back like one movie anyway.
The new footage would be fun but how long do I have to sit in a theater seat?
The new footage would be fun but how long do I have to sit in a theater seat?
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They act like I don't always watch them back to back like one movie anyway.
The new footage would be fun but how long do I have to sit in a theater seat?
The new footage would be fun but how long do I have to sit in a theater seat?
If you block the words "Traitors" and "BBUK" your day will be better.
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If you block the words "Traitors" and "BBUK" your day will be better.
I don't know why I expected the top to open and there be the bridge inside. That is not how LEGO works.
I'm more of an under $100 LEGO girlie. But this is cool.
Also Keeping Ro as an add on limited run made me yell "ASSHOLES" really loud.
I'm more of an under $100 LEGO girlie. But this is cool.
Also Keeping Ro as an add on limited run made me yell "ASSHOLES" really loud.
NEW — LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
LEGO Unveils New 3600-Piece STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D Brick Set
LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability Shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
blog.trekcore.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I don't know why I expected the top to open and there be the bridge inside. That is not how LEGO works.
I'm more of an under $100 LEGO girlie. But this is cool.
Also Keeping Ro as an add on limited run made me yell "ASSHOLES" really loud.
I'm more of an under $100 LEGO girlie. But this is cool.
Also Keeping Ro as an add on limited run made me yell "ASSHOLES" really loud.
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album
Zodiac graphics are always so great.
Aquarius II – A Home-Computer Astrology Kit (1973)
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November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Zodiac graphics are always so great.
They're doing it. They're bringing back "Macarena."
💃
💃
Last night in Brooklyn the vibes were so good I saw a DJ play "Macarena" as a heat check and the crowd's response was like...fuck it, we'll make it work.
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They're doing it. They're bringing back "Macarena."
💃
💃
One of the reasons I love Carly Rae Jepsen, I don't know anything about her personal life. I don't know if she's married or where she lives. If she has a cat or a dog, or if she's even been arrested. She's just a nice lady who writes great music and sings good.
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
One of the reasons I love Carly Rae Jepsen, I don't know anything about her personal life. I don't know if she's married or where she lives. If she has a cat or a dog, or if she's even been arrested. She's just a nice lady who writes great music and sings good.
🎶KL5-4796 let it ring🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
🎶KL5-4796 let it ring🎶
Attention Bluesky!
Show me the X-Men!
Show me the X-Men!
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Attention Bluesky!
Show me the X-Men!
Show me the X-Men!
Good.
Can we have a DS9 follow up mini-series about Kira?
Can we have a limited series about the lead up to Voyager episode "Timeless" and the future heist of the Delta Flyer and Borg tech with Kim and Chakotay?
What's happening at the Symbiosis Institute on Trill? We want to know.
Can we have a DS9 follow up mini-series about Kira?
Can we have a limited series about the lead up to Voyager episode "Timeless" and the future heist of the Delta Flyer and Borg tech with Kim and Chakotay?
What's happening at the Symbiosis Institute on Trill? We want to know.
NEW — After a decade of false starts on a new Chris Pine-led #StarTrek film, a new report today indicates Paramount may have closed the books on the Kelvin Timeline once and for all
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/para...
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/para...
Paramount Has “Moved On” from a STAR TREK Kelvin Timeline Sequel Film, Says New Variety Report
After a decade of false starts on a new Chris Pine-led STAR TREK film, and today a new report indicates Paramount has closed the books on the Kelvin Timeline once and for all
blog.trekcore.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Good.
Can we have a DS9 follow up mini-series about Kira?
Can we have a limited series about the lead up to Voyager episode "Timeless" and the future heist of the Delta Flyer and Borg tech with Kim and Chakotay?
What's happening at the Symbiosis Institute on Trill? We want to know.
Can we have a DS9 follow up mini-series about Kira?
Can we have a limited series about the lead up to Voyager episode "Timeless" and the future heist of the Delta Flyer and Borg tech with Kim and Chakotay?
What's happening at the Symbiosis Institute on Trill? We want to know.
Both my parents died when I was young so I never developed the "humor the boomer" skills. I don't know how all of you haven't poisoned them long ago? They are really quite irritating.
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Both my parents died when I was young so I never developed the "humor the boomer" skills. I don't know how all of you haven't poisoned them long ago? They are really quite irritating.
How did I not know these was a sitcom of Down and Out in Beverly Hills?
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
How did I not know these was a sitcom of Down and Out in Beverly Hills?
Daylight savings means you wake up early enough to snuggle with the cat.
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Daylight savings means you wake up early enough to snuggle with the cat.
I saw a guy behind me at a stop light read my sticker, pick up his phone and google something, then shake his head and put his phone down.
#tuvix
#tuvix
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I saw a guy behind me at a stop light read my sticker, pick up his phone and google something, then shake his head and put his phone down.
#tuvix
#tuvix