Lazybrian
@lazybrian.bsky.social
Gen X Gay Sarcastic
"I don't want to"
Lego🧱 Trek🖖, Cats😻, Art🧶🖌️, My own bad opinions💩.
"I don't want to"
Lego🧱 Trek🖖, Cats😻, Art🧶🖌️, My own bad opinions💩.
Pinned
What if I had a cute little apartment above the gay bar?
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 AM
What if I had a cute little apartment above the gay bar?
I found some CDs in a box that I hadn't looked in in a few years.
January 28, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I found some CDs in a box that I hadn't looked in in a few years.
Reposted by Lazybrian
It's long past time to stop linking obsolete paywalled newspapers that are concern trolling leftist movements and pushing right wing democrats. One tried to torpedo Mamdani's campaign, the other is owned by one of the worst tech CEOs out there
Friends don't let friends link NYT, WaPo, etc. Move on!
Friends don't let friends link NYT, WaPo, etc. Move on!
January 28, 2026 at 4:15 PM
It's long past time to stop linking obsolete paywalled newspapers that are concern trolling leftist movements and pushing right wing democrats. One tried to torpedo Mamdani's campaign, the other is owned by one of the worst tech CEOs out there
Friends don't let friends link NYT, WaPo, etc. Move on!
Friends don't let friends link NYT, WaPo, etc. Move on!
It's not Caturday, but our girls were looking adorable this morning.
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
It's not Caturday, but our girls were looking adorable this morning.
"They called him Lappy"
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
"They called him Lappy"
What's Rebel Wilson doing?
should we make a live action Garfield movie in the style of “Cats” (2019)
January 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
What's Rebel Wilson doing?
This reminds me of being in the club in 1998. not the music, but the video. They would project movie on the walls but it would be Armageddon in negative or this sped up. Anyway, makes me wanna do acid and dance to Daft Punk.
kottke.org/12/02/koyaan...
kottke.org/12/02/koyaan...
Koyaanisqatsi In Five Minutes
Wyatt Hodgson took Koyaanisqatsi and sped it up 1552% so you can watch the whole movie in about five minutes.
Reggio uses time
kottke.org
January 27, 2026 at 9:29 PM
This reminds me of being in the club in 1998. not the music, but the video. They would project movie on the walls but it would be Armageddon in negative or this sped up. Anyway, makes me wanna do acid and dance to Daft Punk.
kottke.org/12/02/koyaan...
kottke.org/12/02/koyaan...
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 PM
"yachts"
Awning collapse at Arkansas yacht club leads to rescue of six people #arkansas
Awning collapse at Arkansas yacht club leads to rescue of six people
Six people were rescued and 22 others evacuated after heavy snow caused an awning to collapse at an Arkansas yacht club.
dlvr.it
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 PM
"yachts"
Baryshnikov was in CATS?
January 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Baryshnikov was in CATS?
These little book nooks are pretty fun.
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
These little book nooks are pretty fun.
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Mostly Oprah.
You can trace contemporary right wing grifting culture back to '90s self-help seminars.
Can’t get over that Tony Robbins was at that MELANIA doc premiere. That’s the detail that really sings.
January 27, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Mostly Oprah.
Aformentioned pastry just came out of the oven. Black Forest ham and various cheeses from the fridge - provolone, cheddar, etc.
January 26, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Aformentioned pastry just came out of the oven. Black Forest ham and various cheeses from the fridge - provolone, cheddar, etc.
What actually happens:
Old Man In Red Hat: "small black coffee."
Me: "that's $4.25 please"
OMIRH: "what?!" *Grumble grumble* "how's a small coffee that much?"
Me, laughing inside: "Tariffs and tax increases and credit card fees."
OMIRH: *grumble grumble*
Me: "Have a good day."
Old Man In Red Hat: "small black coffee."
Me: "that's $4.25 please"
OMIRH: "what?!" *Grumble grumble* "how's a small coffee that much?"
Me, laughing inside: "Tariffs and tax increases and credit card fees."
OMIRH: *grumble grumble*
Me: "Have a good day."
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
What actually happens:
Old Man In Red Hat: "small black coffee."
Me: "that's $4.25 please"
OMIRH: "what?!" *Grumble grumble* "how's a small coffee that much?"
Me, laughing inside: "Tariffs and tax increases and credit card fees."
OMIRH: *grumble grumble*
Me: "Have a good day."
Old Man In Red Hat: "small black coffee."
Me: "that's $4.25 please"
OMIRH: "what?!" *Grumble grumble* "how's a small coffee that much?"
Me, laughing inside: "Tariffs and tax increases and credit card fees."
OMIRH: *grumble grumble*
Me: "Have a good day."
I haven't left the house since Friday and in the past two days I have made vanilla ice cream, brownies, beans and cheesy cornbread, and pastry dough for savory pastries later.
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I haven't left the house since Friday and in the past two days I have made vanilla ice cream, brownies, beans and cheesy cornbread, and pastry dough for savory pastries later.
The scene where Jay-Den comes out to Lura Thok will probably ruin me. #StarfleetAcademy
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The scene where Jay-Den comes out to Lura Thok will probably ruin me. #StarfleetAcademy
Reposted by Lazybrian
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Thinking back to all the mail I sent as a youth that was handmade "stationary" of folded and glued and stapled and taped bits of paper that were drawn on and covered in sticker and called "collage" that had an address written on them.
To all the postal workers, I'm sorry.
To all the postal workers, I'm sorry.
January 26, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Thinking back to all the mail I sent as a youth that was handmade "stationary" of folded and glued and stapled and taped bits of paper that were drawn on and covered in sticker and called "collage" that had an address written on them.
To all the postal workers, I'm sorry.
To all the postal workers, I'm sorry.
🎶I got the jumja stick.🎶
January 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM
🎶I got the jumja stick.🎶
Bea Benaderet was on almost every show on Nick at Nite when it started. I thought she was the most famous person ever.
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Bea Benaderet was on almost every show on Nick at Nite when it started. I thought she was the most famous person ever.
I installed the lights.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I installed the lights.