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Get ready for a thousand crappy direct-to-DVD films that are basically just Good Boy but the dog is Pluto
The original version of Disney’s Pluto has now entered public domain.
January 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Get ready for a thousand crappy direct-to-DVD films that are basically just Good Boy but the dog is Pluto
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It's our time
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
It's our time
These people are never beating the "Republicans are pedophiles" theory.
And now the "Gamer" in question is giving opinions on age of consent.
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
These people are never beating the "Republicans are pedophiles" theory.
Now that it's 2026 this bears repeating: Starmer will not be PM be the end of this year.
Keir Starmer promises change in new year address – video
Keir Starmer promises change in new year address – video
The prime minister promised 2026 would bring 'positive change', in his new year message.
He admitted frustration over the slow pace of progress, saying the challenges facing Britain had been 'decades in the making' and could not be solved overnight
Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Now that it's 2026 this bears repeating: Starmer will not be PM be the end of this year.
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They will fleece you and fleece you and fleece you until you decide to no longer be fleeced.
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 AM
They will fleece you and fleece you and fleece you until you decide to no longer be fleeced.
[tosses scarf over his shoulder] Simpson, Detective Gooner Simpson
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 AM
[tosses scarf over his shoulder] Simpson, Detective Gooner Simpson
Mamdani's first act as mayor is lob fireworks at the sky until the sky is socialist
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Mamdani's first act as mayor is lob fireworks at the sky until the sky is socialist
Ngl I want to live in a world where things can still happen
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Ngl I want to live in a world where things can still happen
Happy 2026!!!
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Happy 2026!!!
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📖 Bytes of Game Ads 📺
You remind me of the babe (What babe?)
The babe with the power (What power?)
The power of voodoo (Who do?)
You do (Do what?)
Remind me of the babe 🎶
Tight pants not required! And it will bestow two 'magical' megabytes of ROM power upon you - Labyrinth for the MSX2.
You remind me of the babe (What babe?)
The babe with the power (What power?)
The power of voodoo (Who do?)
You do (Do what?)
Remind me of the babe 🎶
Tight pants not required! And it will bestow two 'magical' megabytes of ROM power upon you - Labyrinth for the MSX2.
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
📖 Bytes of Game Ads 📺
You remind me of the babe (What babe?)
The babe with the power (What power?)
The power of voodoo (Who do?)
You do (Do what?)
Remind me of the babe 🎶
Tight pants not required! And it will bestow two 'magical' megabytes of ROM power upon you - Labyrinth for the MSX2.
You remind me of the babe (What babe?)
The babe with the power (What power?)
The power of voodoo (Who do?)
You do (Do what?)
Remind me of the babe 🎶
Tight pants not required! And it will bestow two 'magical' megabytes of ROM power upon you - Labyrinth for the MSX2.
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
No this is actually a conservative confession. He's literally just describing how the right broadly reacted to Obama being elected president. We all could see it right? It was barely subtle before these people started openly acknowledging it.
TCW is just a crank conservative now. This is crank conservative posting.
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
No this is actually a conservative confession. He's literally just describing how the right broadly reacted to Obama being elected president. We all could see it right? It was barely subtle before these people started openly acknowledging it.
Let's raise a toast to the wreckage of Elon Musk's career. Remember when people said he was emperor or something? Where is he now? If we're gonna drink to anything let's drink to the eternal failure of the muskrat.
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Let's raise a toast to the wreckage of Elon Musk's career. Remember when people said he was emperor or something? Where is he now? If we're gonna drink to anything let's drink to the eternal failure of the muskrat.
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While it may be, objectively, a Wednesday, in my heart of hearts, it is a Suikoden Tuesday.
I'm sure there will be no ill effects as a result of our brave lad Jowy receiving the cursed brand of the demon sword. Don't worry about it.
#crt #retrogaming #suikoden
I'm sure there will be no ill effects as a result of our brave lad Jowy receiving the cursed brand of the demon sword. Don't worry about it.
#crt #retrogaming #suikoden
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
While it may be, objectively, a Wednesday, in my heart of hearts, it is a Suikoden Tuesday.
I'm sure there will be no ill effects as a result of our brave lad Jowy receiving the cursed brand of the demon sword. Don't worry about it.
#crt #retrogaming #suikoden
I'm sure there will be no ill effects as a result of our brave lad Jowy receiving the cursed brand of the demon sword. Don't worry about it.
#crt #retrogaming #suikoden
Hundreds of Beavers
Titane
The Holdovers
Titane
The Holdovers
Post your favorite first-watches of December 🍿
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hundreds of Beavers
Titane
The Holdovers
Titane
The Holdovers
I can't wait for the AI bubble to pop faster than expected because Sam Altman had the genius idea of making ChatGPT as unusable as the rest of the internet.
“This could look like a user asking how much ibuprofen to take for a headache receiving a promoted ad for Advil in the chatbot’s response. Meanwhile, actual results on correct dosage may be brushed to the side, or buried under a mountain of ad text…”
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I can't wait for the AI bubble to pop faster than expected because Sam Altman had the genius idea of making ChatGPT as unusable as the rest of the internet.
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Sonic the movie but Blaze just lit the Wachowski's house on fire for no reason
December 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sonic the movie but Blaze just lit the Wachowski's house on fire for no reason
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All surviving Welsh folklore has a sad undercurrent, as it was written down long after the Saxons conquered most of Britain. It describes when the ancestors of the Welsh ruled the island, how King Arthur’s men battled against the Saxon invaders, but the readers know they failed.
#WyrdWednesday
#WyrdWednesday
December 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
All surviving Welsh folklore has a sad undercurrent, as it was written down long after the Saxons conquered most of Britain. It describes when the ancestors of the Welsh ruled the island, how King Arthur’s men battled against the Saxon invaders, but the readers know they failed.
#WyrdWednesday
#WyrdWednesday
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December 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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My wish for 2026 is for the people of Cymru to do electorally what the good miners & their political supporters did in Tonypandy in the Rhondda, ninety years ago. They sent the far-right packing at the Battle of De Winton Field (June 1936).
Let’s do it again.
Blwyddyn newydd dda i bawb.
Let’s do it again.
Blwyddyn newydd dda i bawb.
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My wish for 2026 is for the people of Cymru to do electorally what the good miners & their political supporters did in Tonypandy in the Rhondda, ninety years ago. They sent the far-right packing at the Battle of De Winton Field (June 1936).
Let’s do it again.
Blwyddyn newydd dda i bawb.
Let’s do it again.
Blwyddyn newydd dda i bawb.
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The new season of Stranger Things looks great
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The new season of Stranger Things looks great
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If you think it's gay to read, then nobody can make you read a book informing you otherwise! It's genius!
They're not supposed to be functional. They're being deliberately raised to be dumb, violent idiots because that makes them much easier to control than if they were literate and able to form independent thought to the point that they might one day find the way society works to be ridiculous.
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you think it's gay to read, then nobody can make you read a book informing you otherwise! It's genius!
I keep seeing articles about the "return" of irl dating events and I'm like idk man, I'm just not seeing it. If they exist then certainly not in my town. It seems to just be happening in big American cities. I've legit never heard this happen in west Wales.
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I keep seeing articles about the "return" of irl dating events and I'm like idk man, I'm just not seeing it. If they exist then certainly not in my town. It seems to just be happening in big American cities. I've legit never heard this happen in west Wales.
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Government sources have urged citizens to freak-proof their homes by ensuring that all board games are safely locked away, beige foods are kept out of reach and the big light is always left on.
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December 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Government sources have urged citizens to freak-proof their homes by ensuring that all board games are safely locked away, beige foods are kept out of reach and the big light is always left on.
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