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One very tired Christmas cat • drowning in holiday autism • Gender non-compliant • He/they • 🏴
I mean look at this shit. He's literally telling men that they're nothing but walking cash machines for women who he insists will only be attracted to them for money. This is the kind of venomous misogyny I'd expect from Andrew Tate or Myron Gaines but coming from a prestige author.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I mean look at this shit. He's literally telling men that they're nothing but walking cash machines for women who he insists will only be attracted to them for money. This is the kind of venomous misogyny I'd expect from Andrew Tate or Myron Gaines but coming from a prestige author.
me, five minutes into Stranger Things 5:
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
me, five minutes into Stranger Things 5:
I'm gonna be real here, you do not want the "future of democracy" to even remotely resemble the shitshow that occurred in Your Party. That conference was an unequivocal fuck up. If people think that's the future of democracy, then they're going to choose authoritarianism just to have less of it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'm gonna be real here, you do not want the "future of democracy" to even remotely resemble the shitshow that occurred in Your Party. That conference was an unequivocal fuck up. If people think that's the future of democracy, then they're going to choose authoritarianism just to have less of it.
Respectfully, but also not quite:
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Respectfully, but also not quite:
Oh fuck off, you insufferably smug hypocrite. You only had a mass following thanks to social media, you're only saying this shit because you fucked up your party so bad that your former fans see you as a joke. Spare me another evils of social media lecture that I can get from any legacy newspaper.
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Oh fuck off, you insufferably smug hypocrite. You only had a mass following thanks to social media, you're only saying this shit because you fucked up your party so bad that your former fans see you as a joke. Spare me another evils of social media lecture that I can get from any legacy newspaper.
Just arrived at Your Party conference, buzzing!
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just arrived at Your Party conference, buzzing!
Translation: they're gonna blow it
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Translation: they're gonna blow it
Holy shit
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Holy shit
Fuck. That. Shit.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Fuck. That. Shit.
Rebecca (1940)
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Rebecca (1940)
I'm sorry I had to!
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I'm sorry I had to!
Can we talk about how Mega Zeraora looks like Luxray if it was a Sonic character?
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Can we talk about how Mega Zeraora looks like Luxray if it was a Sonic character?
Played this so excessively that my disc probably doesn't work too well anymore
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Played this so excessively that my disc probably doesn't work too well anymore
Tune in next time
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Tune in next time
If you're lucky, your very own Jeep
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
If you're lucky, your very own Jeep
Pictured: being a gamer and in hell
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Pictured: being a gamer and in hell
Feels like every year is the same...
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Feels like every year is the same...
Jesus fucking Christ
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
The description is even worse. "a left-wing programme opposed to austerity, inequality and war" bruh that is literally already the Green Party platform. The only difference is that the Greens aren't just some personalist scam operated by a handful of old, irrelevant dinosaurs.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The description is even worse. "a left-wing programme opposed to austerity, inequality and war" bruh that is literally already the Green Party platform. The only difference is that the Greens aren't just some personalist scam operated by a handful of old, irrelevant dinosaurs.
Oh do fuck off with this shit. The left is still here, it's called the Green Party.
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Oh do fuck off with this shit. The left is still here, it's called the Green Party.
I couldn't help it
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I couldn't help it
No really...is this a joke?
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
No really...is this a joke?
Pictured: Ryan Grim in the year of our lord 2025
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Pictured: Ryan Grim in the year of our lord 2025
I know this is supposed to be the standard centrist conceit that provincial working class voters don't like progressive politics but it's especially funny because Luke Akehurst's entire politics is just labour Zionism with turbo austerity and that has zero appeal to the electorate whatsoever.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I know this is supposed to be the standard centrist conceit that provincial working class voters don't like progressive politics but it's especially funny because Luke Akehurst's entire politics is just labour Zionism with turbo austerity and that has zero appeal to the electorate whatsoever.