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Lauryn Ipsum
@laurynipsum.bsky.social
Eisner Award Nominated Graphic Designer
Branding · Books · Object Typography · Narrative-Driven Design
Side Quests in Illustration & Modeling

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(IG: @Laurynipsum) (she/her)
Who else has read Dungeon Crawler Carl? I just started it after two different friends recommended it. 👑🍩
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson
I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Echo Park, Silverlake, and Cypress Park. I’ve seen multiple posts about ICE in these LA neighborhoods. Do not answer your door.
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
At no point did I fling open my door and run out into the street screaming at the top of my lungs.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.

Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.

Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.

Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io

And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...

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December 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I hate getting my hair cut. I don’t know why. My barber is really nice and always does a good job, but like I just hate the process of getting it done. Hs anyone solved the issue of a million little hair prickles leftover on you after a haircut?
December 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
85% of CEOs are white men.

All but one US President has been a white man.

65% of all elected offices are held by white men.

Roughly 30% of the population is white men.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Any lawyers out here?
Not a lawyer but I have to imagine it is violating some US law to fund things that are considered criminal in the US? If someone who knows the law could help, I would gladly file a legal argument against these pathetic and disgraceful ghouls
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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This is a wildly unethical study that would be illegal to conduct in the United States. Have you heard of the Tuskegee experiments (crimes against humanity)? This sounds like that.
CDC awards $1.6 million for new hepatitis B vaccine study in Guinea-Bissau. Although the award recipients aren't named, the grant seems tailored to Danish researchers whose work is championed by anti-vaxxers but challenged by mainstream scientists.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...
CDC awards $1.6 million for hepatitis B vaccine study, likely to controversial Danish researchers
www.cidrap.umn.edu
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He thinks he’s a people
December 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Tfw your very kind uber driver thinks you’re having a rough day and offers you tissues/asks if you’re okay, but actually your nose just always gets runny when it’s chilly out
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Re the Vanity Fair photos: Chiming in as an artist and someone who knows basic retouching: editing out that single forehead hair (Rubio’s photo) is EXTREMELY simple. Leaving it in is a choice.

None of this is an accident, and quite frankly it’s brilliantly done.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m trying to see this as a small glimmer of hope.

And I hope more Republicans lawmakers join those who have already pushed back.

abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...
Trump's harsh comments on Rob Reiner's murder spark rare Republican pushback
President Trump criticized the death of Hollywood icon Rob Reiner and his wife in a social media post on Monday, sparking pushback from several Republican lawmakers.
abcnews.go.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Apple, you gotta understand, none of us actually knows when Hanukah starts, so you can’t just be out here giving us the wrong date like this!!!

Happy first tonight of Hanukah everyone! No I didn’t realize it was tonight until I saw other people posting photos to instagram! 🥴
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Being triggered by a font change (in the name of accessibility) is truly the most weak-ass snowflake behavior.
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Does anyone else drink chicken broth as like a savory tea?
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The people need to know.

River otters: slick, suspicious, cute, but also too slick
Sea otters: perfect fluffy babies
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
HBO have your captions possible to use ever challenge
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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“Ain’t that just the way.”

Over The Garden Wall fanart.

#art #BrArt #otgw #overthegardenwall
June 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My favorite waterproof liquid eyeliner officially stopped being manufactured. I am currently in mourning (yes I am accepting flowers at this time), and I’m also asking advice from all the makeup ladies, theydies, and gentlemen. What’s your favorite *waterproof* liquid eyeliner with a *felt tip*??
August 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Somewhere buried in my camera roll is the potato that @robmanuel.bsky.social and I grew together at work. Because he was sent a potato, and that absolutely DELIGHTED and baffled me. For now, I’m just going to tell you all of this wonderful wonderful potato.
August 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
When your friend posts about International Clown Week, and you decide to do a little reading, and then you learn that Nixon declared National Clown Week official in 1971.

Yes, I have come with receipts. I had to get to the bottom of this funny business. 🤡
August 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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When a white woman falsifies evidence and lies using the legal system to threaten, silence, and intimidate someone of color they have wronged, it's rather misogynistic to call it "petty high school BS."

It's not "high school." Its calculated, career-ending ABUSE.

It's also perjury. A felony.
July 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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So, yeah, longer thread coming tomorrow after I have slept, because this whole team has been working SO hard to get this out, but Draw Steel introduces Art Description, a new form of image description combining alt text and new standards based on art museum best practices for image description.
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[Today 3:19PM] You can share this link as long as you remind them not to click it until 12:01am PDT: mcdm.gg/rpg
July 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM