Lauryl Sulfate
@laurylsulfate.bsky.social
She/Her ✨ Loudest yeller @Lauryl Sulfate + Her Ladies of Leisure and Red Quean✨Bass noodling at Edie Current ✨Silly Girl ✨Queer Menace ✨Art Haux ✨Hater-hater ✨Lit’rally cannot shut up, so don’t ask me to. ✨FDT
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It’s going to be an interesting test case to see if an entire administration can govern for four years based entirely on vibes and (literal) shitposting. Honestly nothing else. Nothing to improve the economy, quality of life or national safety. Entirely focused on dicking around on twitter.
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It’s going to be an interesting test case to see if an entire administration can govern for four years based entirely on vibes and (literal) shitposting. Honestly nothing else. Nothing to improve the economy, quality of life or national safety. Entirely focused on dicking around on twitter.
If we just disabled every social media account with The Joker as their profile pic, I feel like we could almost single-handedly wipe out internet trolls.
September 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If we just disabled every social media account with The Joker as their profile pic, I feel like we could almost single-handedly wipe out internet trolls.
I keep forgetting that I have BlueSky and I can use it.
September 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I keep forgetting that I have BlueSky and I can use it.
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1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so.
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I am getting multiple reports that the Trump admin is NOT complying with the court order requiring passport updates for transgender people.
Some passport agencies are being told not to give trans people passports with their correct gender marker, for now.
Some passport agencies are being told not to give trans people passports with their correct gender marker, for now.
June 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so.
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If “Republic”-ans like having a king so much, perhaps they should start calling themselves something different.
June 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If “Republic”-ans like having a king so much, perhaps they should start calling themselves something different.
Wellness influencers, if the most interesting thing about you is the foods you don’t eat, you need a better hobby.
May 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wellness influencers, if the most interesting thing about you is the foods you don’t eat, you need a better hobby.
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Pleased to announce my summer reading list:
PURGE NIFLER, by Salman Rushdie
A RANK OF ELEPHANTS, by JRR Emily RR Dickinson, Jr.
THE LIEUTENANT JOKE SOCIETY, by Angry Mitch Album
CHAD, by Jonathan Franzen
THE TALE OF THE BOY IN THE LAND WITH THE LAMP FULL OF SAND, by Hilary Mandel
PURGE NIFLER, by Salman Rushdie
A RANK OF ELEPHANTS, by JRR Emily RR Dickinson, Jr.
THE LIEUTENANT JOKE SOCIETY, by Angry Mitch Album
CHAD, by Jonathan Franzen
THE TALE OF THE BOY IN THE LAND WITH THE LAMP FULL OF SAND, by Hilary Mandel
May 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Pleased to announce my summer reading list:
PURGE NIFLER, by Salman Rushdie
A RANK OF ELEPHANTS, by JRR Emily RR Dickinson, Jr.
THE LIEUTENANT JOKE SOCIETY, by Angry Mitch Album
CHAD, by Jonathan Franzen
THE TALE OF THE BOY IN THE LAND WITH THE LAMP FULL OF SAND, by Hilary Mandel
PURGE NIFLER, by Salman Rushdie
A RANK OF ELEPHANTS, by JRR Emily RR Dickinson, Jr.
THE LIEUTENANT JOKE SOCIETY, by Angry Mitch Album
CHAD, by Jonathan Franzen
THE TALE OF THE BOY IN THE LAND WITH THE LAMP FULL OF SAND, by Hilary Mandel
Confession: when I’m walking around town and I need to cross the street, I like to do it slowwww, hands in pocket, sunglasses on, look ‘em dead in the face and make a motherfucker wait for me.
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May 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Confession: when I’m walking around town and I need to cross the street, I like to do it slowwww, hands in pocket, sunglasses on, look ‘em dead in the face and make a motherfucker wait for me.
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im beginning to think its a bad idea for america to antagonize its allies while at the same time completely isolating us from the rest of the world both economically and militarily for no real reason and with no stated goal
May 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
im beginning to think its a bad idea for america to antagonize its allies while at the same time completely isolating us from the rest of the world both economically and militarily for no real reason and with no stated goal
Did my nails w/real nail polish for the first time in like 10 years like “why did I stop doing my nails…?” but now I’m sitting here unable to multitask until they dry and I’m DYINGGGG. #justadhdthings
May 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Did my nails w/real nail polish for the first time in like 10 years like “why did I stop doing my nails…?” but now I’m sitting here unable to multitask until they dry and I’m DYINGGGG. #justadhdthings
I haven’t really been to Threads much since I joined BlueSky, but I looked at it a few times this week and it seems to be largely overrun by like, MAGA bots or something? Anyone else observing this?
April 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I haven’t really been to Threads much since I joined BlueSky, but I looked at it a few times this week and it seems to be largely overrun by like, MAGA bots or something? Anyone else observing this?
Abortion wasn’t a divisive political issue until GOP operatives figured out they could spin it to get just enough votes to elect Reagan. Trump did the same thing with trans and NB folk. Don’t be a sucker.
April 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Abortion wasn’t a divisive political issue until GOP operatives figured out they could spin it to get just enough votes to elect Reagan. Trump did the same thing with trans and NB folk. Don’t be a sucker.
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i bet if you’re root beer it’s like the highest possible honor to go into a root beer float, it’s like getting a root beer knighthood
April 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i bet if you’re root beer it’s like the highest possible honor to go into a root beer float, it’s like getting a root beer knighthood
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RFK Jr sounds like what one single dying sperm would sound like if it had a voice
April 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
RFK Jr sounds like what one single dying sperm would sound like if it had a voice
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they want you sick and preferably dead www.reuters.com/business/hea...
US FDA suspends milk quality tests amid workforce cuts
The Food and Drug Administration is suspending a quality control program for testing of fluid milk and other dairy products due to reduced capacity in its food safety and nutrition division, according to an internal email seen by Reuters.
www.reuters.com
April 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
they want you sick and preferably dead www.reuters.com/business/hea...
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Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
April 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
Conservative commenters complaining about public art because “that money could be used to [insert some kind of public good that conservatives would never, ever spend money on, even if there were no money spent on public art].”
April 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Conservative commenters complaining about public art because “that money could be used to [insert some kind of public good that conservatives would never, ever spend money on, even if there were no money spent on public art].”
Sorry for the thousand and one posts, I’m just having my daily morning coffee + social media annoyance.
April 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sorry for the thousand and one posts, I’m just having my daily morning coffee + social media annoyance.
I’m exhausted of fellow lefties telling each other “don’t pay attention to X thing that DT did, because it’s a distraction from Y thing that DT did.”
My dudes. He means *all* of it.
Pick the parts you can help stop/fix and do your best.
My dudes. He means *all* of it.
Pick the parts you can help stop/fix and do your best.
April 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m exhausted of fellow lefties telling each other “don’t pay attention to X thing that DT did, because it’s a distraction from Y thing that DT did.”
My dudes. He means *all* of it.
Pick the parts you can help stop/fix and do your best.
My dudes. He means *all* of it.
Pick the parts you can help stop/fix and do your best.
I’m not a political analyst in any way, but I do know that Trump hates being hated. The tariffs are deeply unpopular, his approval ratings went down, he reversed course. Because he is a narcissistic child. No strategy, just vibes, and a bunch of sycophants to spin his messes.
April 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m not a political analyst in any way, but I do know that Trump hates being hated. The tariffs are deeply unpopular, his approval ratings went down, he reversed course. Because he is a narcissistic child. No strategy, just vibes, and a bunch of sycophants to spin his messes.
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Something sorta fucky's going on with this Trump guy
April 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Something sorta fucky's going on with this Trump guy
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
April 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.