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Lauren;
@laurenmaria.bsky.social
Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 panda 🐼🏳️‍🌈 she/they, safe space. 💜
Ripped up a bunch of photos of my brother who abused me throughout my childhood and teenage years. Very therapeutic. May he burn, wherever he is.

I'm not a hateful person, and don't wish harm on folks in general, however...he is one exception. Evil to the core.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Ahmed. Ahmed was a driver but he lost his car and his home. He is trying to take care of his four children. Fires who is in dental school, Mohammed who finished his final year of high school, Halal, a 7th grader and Bisan, a 5th grader.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
@kimrhodes.bsky.social hi, me again, THANK YOU!!! and tell the animals thank you too. I love all of you 🥹💜 and yes you will see me again soon, in April at Crossroads con!
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
@kimrhodes.bsky.social hello hi, our lovely bestie Emmie posted a video that I think would be neat if you saw. I know insta tags are weird now. Just trying to help spread some extra joy to folks missing out 🫶🏻
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Today was weird. Had 2 stranger see my boobs, and one of them lifted left titty out the way to abuse my underboob with a probe. Pretty sure it's gonna be bruised. Also had zero warning that boob was gonna be manhandled like that 🫠 wild.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Wow... almost a thousand dollars in just the first few hours. Honestly I feel like a character in a corny holiday movie who lost her Christmas spirit so the town comes together to help her get it back. Except the "town" is bluesky. Thank you so much everyone. 🥹
I love Christmas and normally I'd be getting so excited right about now, but this year I'm a little down because it's our first holiday since we lost Fergus. I'm hoping I can spread some cheer and regain a little spirit myself by raising some funds for our local shelter! givebutter.com/n5l31M
Molly's Holiday Fundraiser 2025
Make Winter Merry and Bright in Honor of Fergus
givebutter.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Woke up to a cameo from @kimrhodes.bsky.social that is a gift from @haylstiel.bsky.social and I needed it very much this morning. I'm keeping the other for tomorrow. But "take care of your own heart for a little while" make me giggle, given I'm off to have an echocardiogram this morning 😅😂
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Anyway, got this cute wee thing at the craft fair
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Posted a random unedited video of a haggis dancing on the high street yesterday to tiktok. Nearly 86k views 💀😂
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I already know I'm gonna cry on my birthday. Whether it's good tears or bad, or both, remains to be seen 😅
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
[Bon Scott voice]
🎶 ITS A LONG WAY TO THE SHOP IF YOU WANT A SAUSAGE ROLL 🎶
[aggressive bagpipes]
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Stop the slop.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Support worker may or may not have clocked my open box of vibrators and I might have to change my identity and move countries now
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Well done, Scotland!!!
a picture of a stuffed animal with the words * aggressive bagpipes * above it
ALT: a picture of a stuffed animal with the words * aggressive bagpipes * above it
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November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Have you even had Asian fusion food if you've not served butter chicken with egg noodles because the rice was gonna take too long to cook
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
While I'm aware there's a con happening like, all week (?), I wanna put out that the fundraiser I started earlier this year will be coming to a close. HOWEVER!!!!! we will be doing an auction and a raffle!!
Myself & @justascarecrow.bsky.social have gathered a handful of goodies, some signed -
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Just thinking about the poem I wrote years ago as a silly note to my brother about his dinner.

When you are home,
Do not forgetti,
Warm in the oven,
Is friend of spaghetti.

It was a pizza, btw.
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My body is being a straight up meanie rn. Migraine, back pain, IBS flare of my less preferred type which means my stomach is UNCOMFORTABLE and acid reflux acting up. I blame hormones, anxiety and the sudden drop in temperature outside
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My birthday is the 26th, which happens to be a Wednesday. I'm anticipating everyone will be too busy, but I still want to do something nice for myself. Ideas, please and thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Pmdd is stupid as hell and it's not even PRE menstrual it's fuckin mid menstrual too and I hate it here
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If therapy and medication are meant to make me feel better, WHY AM I HAVING THE BIG SAD
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@imstephaniec.bsky.social remind me if you can, what was the con where Briana dragged you on stage to talk about an app that you worked for at the time where she found beauticians? I need to rewatch it and cackle again
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Update on the health!!

Went to see my GP, and he tried very hard to convince me that the heart thing is likely very minor and insignificant.
But, he did up my duloxetine, and gave me a small supply of diazepam, as well as refer me for an ECG. I'll get that the same time as the echocardiogram.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM