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Laura Holzwasser
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I like dogs, wine, and naps. | She/Her
Wait did they give them place cards for the reward and then the advantage was in the bowl next to Eva? #Survivor
April 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Let’s go Liar Steve!! 2012–>2025 #GotToGetOut
April 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Shoutout to Cedrek for voting for everyone else in his tribe in a literal week #Survivor48
March 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I thought ties at 4 go to fire? #Survivor
March 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Someone walk me through this… so Cedrek decided to betray Sai, TWICE, only to go back on it? Sai, who very publicly holds grudges… #Survivor
a drag queen is wearing a red dress and says `` i can 't wait to see how this turns out '' .
ALT: a drag queen is wearing a red dress and says `` i can 't wait to see how this turns out '' .
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mary and Sai lovers origin story? #Survivor
March 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Imagine if Justin wasn’t sent on the journey or had the choice to risk his vote… this is so dumb.

Bring back regular #Survivor 👏
March 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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This tribal. #Survivor
a woman says and like why and like don t
ALT: a woman says and like why and like don t
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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I keep reading it as "Vulva" Tribe. #Survivor48
February 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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You can now vote for things on Survivor 50:

www.survivor50cbs.votenow.tv/tribe-colors/

#Survivor
February 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I’m not sure if being a flight attendant was too much like being on #survivor a year ago when this filmed but now… I’d rather go to Fiji to starve than fly into the US
February 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
THERES SOMETHING ABOUT MARY #Survivor
February 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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My favorite exchange from the #Survivor48 marooning that unfortunately didn't make the cut:
February 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
RICE, NO FIRE, LIVE REUNION 👏👏👏 #Survivor
The first fan vote for #Survivor 50 is LIVE! survivor50cbs.votenow.tv

These are the tribe colors we can vote on. Jury's out on whether these are starting tribes, or 2 tribes plus merge 👀
February 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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that bruise on trump's hand looks exactly like the one i had on my arm where my IV blew out. this can only mean one thing: he's got preeclampsia
February 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Suggestions on funny/lighthearted accounts to follow? I followed so many comedians on the bad place and I miss the silly stuff
February 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety
February 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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When ordered by Nazis to give lists of disabled people by disability severity, some doctors sent back exaggerated data to protect patients from forced work

They didn't know that the "most disabled" were to be killed first

The moral here isn't to tell the truth

It's to never co-operate with Nazis
February 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Number of first-time #Survivor players since S34: Game Changers: 334

Number who have appeared on Survivor again since playing: 4

Number who have appeared on The White Lotus since playing: 5
February 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Yes, RFK Jr. in charge of Health and Human Services seems catastrophic, but let's take a deep breath. How important could health or humans really be, anyway?
February 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fucking Ivar. #TheTraitorsUS
February 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wish my Bluesky feed was more lighthearted at times when I need to escape. Is it just (justified) doom and gloom here?
February 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including:

• Pride Month
• Black History Month
• Holocaust Remembrance Day
• Jewish Heritage
• Hispanic Heritage
• Indigenous People Month
February 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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They should have used Joella’s mattress outfit for that glory hole challenge #DragRace
February 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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"I hope this email finds you well!"

How this email found me:

#Severance
February 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM