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Zach
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Cooking a recipe my mother printed out for me
January 22, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Meredith Marks stans are real quiet today
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
250 million are from me
“Sad Girl” by Lana Del Rey has reached 500 MILLION streams on Spotify.

It’s her 21st song to achieve this.
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Geminis really are built different #rhoslc
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Mary is chewing Lisa tf upppppp #rhoslc
January 21, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Who are y’all mad at today?
January 21, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I went here and everyone knew you
January 19, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by Zach
Gizelle needs to be on a floating island prison
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Angel is stronger than me because I would be swinging at Gizelle by now #rhop
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Why are they begging us to drink whole milk? What am I missing?
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Got called a “fucking asshole!” for shaking my head at a driver who entered the crosswalk I was walking in the middle of at two different intersections 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
January 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Drag Race judging is kinda like the Trump administration trying to tell us what we’re seeing didn’t happen
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
#RHOBH has become housewives-slop and the ratings it’s still getting are very telling about the world we live in
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Me and who?
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Just left therapy*

*got a haircut from my stylist who is into astrology
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
To whoever spit out their Zyns in the Crunch FiDi shower, please to better
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Keep going with this… please!
DOKOUPIL: When I travel the country, they tell me they don't feel it because grocery prices are up--

TRUMP: They're going to now. I've only been here for 11 months. I inherited a mess. If she got in, you wouldn't have this job right now.
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
When I only get a little bit high
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Zach
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
A Sunday rum and (diet) coke can be so healing
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I’m fine
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
This is what it’s all about
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I’m so sick of seeing those two actors everywhere
January 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Raining on a Saturday… this is not how life is supposed to be in Zohran Mamdani’s New York
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM