If I tell my mom I’m working, something in her brain triggers to make her have to interrupt my day as often as possible. If I say I’m on vacation she will be nowhere to be found
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If I tell my mom I’m working, something in her brain triggers to make her have to interrupt my day as often as possible. If I say I’m on vacation she will be nowhere to be found
Couldn’t get Robyn NYE tickets
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Couldn’t get Robyn NYE tickets
It’s me and my astigmatism against the world
a cartoon drawing of cruella de vil driving a car with a cane
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November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It’s me and my astigmatism against the world
The amount of people now taking photos in the movie theater… for what?!
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The amount of people now taking photos in the movie theater… for what?!
My mom just told me they had a bee infestation a few months ago and when the house was fumigated all the dead bees were found in my bedroom…
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November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My mom just told me they had a bee infestation a few months ago and when the house was fumigated all the dead bees were found in my bedroom…
Mom at boot camp
Dad running a 5K
Me:
Dad running a 5K
Me:
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Mom at boot camp
Dad running a 5K
Me:
Dad running a 5K
Me:
What the hell are mom and her friends cooking
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
What the hell are mom and her friends cooking
Oh God, miss you on my lips
It's me your little Venice bitch
It's me your little Venice bitch
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Oh God, miss you on my lips
It's me your little Venice bitch
It's me your little Venice bitch
Life update: My parents are still insane
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Life update: My parents are still insane
Callin’ out bang bang kiss kiss
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Callin’ out bang bang kiss kiss
Not my dad talking to me about “Boots” on Netflix…
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Not my dad talking to me about “Boots” on Netflix…
Think I’m having an allergic reaction to something I ate at Burger King 🤪
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Think I’m having an allergic reaction to something I ate at Burger King 🤪
Crazy that this woman thought she could be mayor
NEW: NYC Council Speaker Adrienne Adams and City Hall are colluding to kill a long-awaited bill to ban parking near all intersections for better visibility — a dramatic, lame-duck gambit that street safety advocates blasted as an egregious form of political gamesmanship. buff.ly/1wcrEWr
Speaker Adams and DOT Plan To Eviscerate Daylighting Bill - Streetsblog New York City
The two outer-borough Democrats are plotting to preserve a status quo that allows drivers to park at street corners, directly next to painted crosswalks, preventing pedestrians from seeing where cars…
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November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Crazy that this woman thought she could be mayor
Donald Trump watching Zohran Mamdani walk into the Oval Office
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Donald Trump watching Zohran Mamdani walk into the Oval Office
Oh Zohran is working tf outta Trump
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November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh Zohran is working tf outta Trump
Should I run for NY-7?
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Should I run for NY-7?
Y’all mind if I spread a little holiday joy?
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Y’all mind if I spread a little holiday joy?
