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Something like laura
@laurahornshaw.bsky.social
Michigan State. Michigan politics. Punk rock. Cats. Ships crash into rocks because of me.

You know I'd do it all again
You know I'd do it all again
You know I'd do it all again
You know I'd do it all again
Pinned
Insurance companies gouge literally every type of consumer: drivers, patients, businesses, doctors, homeowners, etc - all in the name of corporate profits.

And then they use those massive profits to lobby for laws that allow them to screw you harder.
It's really annoying to be bombarded by country music everywhere. I'm in a city! At a place trying to be an Irish pub!
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I might actually cry when this bottle of gin is gone
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There is Too Much Manning on the TV
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Watching these announcers die inside in real time while talking to trump is so funny
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Every airport needs to turn the thermostat down like 10 degrees
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Scottish triple drink situation
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Does this mean I get to (🤞) apply for asylum in Scotland?
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Enjoying the best gin I've ever tasted in Drumshanbo
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
New tattoo
November 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fully enjoying myself in Ireland
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I always learn so much about geography on delta flights
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Layover in Boston? Clam chow-dare time!
October 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Back to the Future villain Wink Martindale
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
In true hater fashion, I care much more about Michigan losing (preferably in a funny and/or embarrassing way) than I care about MSU winning.
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Reiterating my ongoing demand to not say “Binance” to me
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The ER vet gave my cat methadone, and now I have a screeching weasel song stuck in head
October 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Beer league champs! Beer league champs! Beer league champs!
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
To Goldfinger, Less Than Jake, and Faction Punk: this song is terrible and you should all be embarrassed
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Had a company email to ask me to rate my shopping experience before I even received the item. I picked some leggings and paid for them what more is there to knoooooow?!
I think businesses asking people to rate every single experience has furthered this damage. We shouldn't have this many opinions about this many things, and we certainly shouldn't expect other busy people to care if we do.
few ideas have damaged the average psyche more than ‘the customer is always right.’ it should be a little bit humiliating, being a customer. you should walk into any service transaction knowing that the other person, and not you, is in control over whether you get your treats
October 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Do you think god created fritos specifically to enjoy with chili?
October 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The JC Penney halftime show ☠️
October 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Imagine being this embarrassing and still going out in public
October 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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wtaf are you talking about
October 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sometimes I think about how there was just regular school, and then they made it all "STEM TILL I DIE. STEM ONLY!" And now it's STEAM, which is back to regular school? But with a new name?
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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We are bringing back “Sphincter Boy” as an insult. We are growing waynepilled and we are garthmaxxing
October 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM