Laughing Siren
@laughingsiren.bsky.social
Singing & Stand Up Comedy Enthusiast
I am a hot mess
Minus the hot
Triple the mess.
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I am a hot mess
Minus the hot
Triple the mess.
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i'm sorry for posting facts:
July 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i'm sorry for posting facts:
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I think a new tattoo would fix… something.
July 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I think a new tattoo would fix… something.
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I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
May 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
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I can’t believe we’re not already extinct.
May 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I can’t believe we’re not already extinct.
I would love to ignore when the doorbell rings but my children behave like actual golden retrievers and run to the door yelling "someone's here!!" Over and over until I react. So now I can't pretend I'm not home.
April 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I would love to ignore when the doorbell rings but my children behave like actual golden retrievers and run to the door yelling "someone's here!!" Over and over until I react. So now I can't pretend I'm not home.
The salad I had for lunch just tried to choke me to death and all I'm saying is pizza would NEVER
April 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The salad I had for lunch just tried to choke me to death and all I'm saying is pizza would NEVER
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR.
April 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR.
Going to see Kathleen Madigan tomorrow night as an early birthday present and she announced that she's bringing Ron White to open for her 🤯🤩
April 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Going to see Kathleen Madigan tomorrow night as an early birthday present and she announced that she's bringing Ron White to open for her 🤯🤩
Just discovered a girl I graduated hs with is a 4 time best-selling author. Don't get me wrong, she's a great person and deserves all good things. But it was a reminder that all I've done since hs is gain 100lbs and now I'm sad. I'll be fine. I just need to be sad for a minute.
April 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just discovered a girl I graduated hs with is a 4 time best-selling author. Don't get me wrong, she's a great person and deserves all good things. But it was a reminder that all I've done since hs is gain 100lbs and now I'm sad. I'll be fine. I just need to be sad for a minute.
Saw a bumper sticker that said "Just a mom, trying not to raise liberals."
It's funny to me that they have to try. It takes effort 😂
It's funny to me that they have to try. It takes effort 😂
April 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Saw a bumper sticker that said "Just a mom, trying not to raise liberals."
It's funny to me that they have to try. It takes effort 😂
It's funny to me that they have to try. It takes effort 😂
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I think I still struggle with social media on how much I’m supposed to acknowledge how awful everything is versus how much I’m supposed to avoid talking about how awful everything is.
Neither seems to feel right.
Neither seems to feel right.
April 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I think I still struggle with social media on how much I’m supposed to acknowledge how awful everything is versus how much I’m supposed to avoid talking about how awful everything is.
Neither seems to feel right.
Neither seems to feel right.
My fitness watch counts driving as steps. It has also told me that I met my step goal while washing dishes. But the stress reminders have been 100% accurate every single time.
February 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My fitness watch counts driving as steps. It has also told me that I met my step goal while washing dishes. But the stress reminders have been 100% accurate every single time.
Every single night, one of my 3 kids decides to take forever to fall asleep. It's not the same child every night but whichever child it is that night will wake up before Jesus the next morning.
February 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Every single night, one of my 3 kids decides to take forever to fall asleep. It's not the same child every night but whichever child it is that night will wake up before Jesus the next morning.
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I haven't applied enough cheese to my problems today.
January 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I haven't applied enough cheese to my problems today.
Back in Nov, my 8yo had a classmate that said Kamala was bad because she was going to let all the criminals out of jail.....
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January 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Back in Nov, my 8yo had a classmate that said Kamala was bad because she was going to let all the criminals out of jail.....
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After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
December 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
To whom do I report a sudden unexplained influx of bot follows? I've had to disable notifications from this app. I'd like it to stop. Thanks 🫠
December 24, 2024 at 9:31 AM
To whom do I report a sudden unexplained influx of bot follows? I've had to disable notifications from this app. I'd like it to stop. Thanks 🫠
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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a fun byproduct of being an audiobook person is sometimes the book is so good it tricks me into doing chores so i can keep listening
December 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
a fun byproduct of being an audiobook person is sometimes the book is so good it tricks me into doing chores so i can keep listening
I'm convinced telemarketers are sociopaths. I called one person today, who requested information from our site, and was immediately hung up on. Now my anxious millennial brain doesn't wanna make any more calls ever.
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I'm convinced telemarketers are sociopaths. I called one person today, who requested information from our site, and was immediately hung up on. Now my anxious millennial brain doesn't wanna make any more calls ever.
Oh to be a fly on the wall during the acid trip that prompted Danny Go to write "Happy Moon."
November 27, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Oh to be a fly on the wall during the acid trip that prompted Danny Go to write "Happy Moon."