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I guess I need to put something here.
Maybe all my excess existential dread?
Words, thoughts, deeds, and bad takes are my own.
Maybe all my excess existential dread?
Words, thoughts, deeds, and bad takes are my own.
The fight is NOT over until I can walk a few blocks and buy my emotional support chorizo burrito, and hug the guy who makes it.
January 27, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The fight is NOT over until I can walk a few blocks and buy my emotional support chorizo burrito, and hug the guy who makes it.
The fact that Bongino was literally like:
"Oh yeah, we just found this 5 year old abandoned, and we brought him home, and his mom refused to open the door for reasons totally unrelated to us being armed thugs, so we did what any caring person would do and EXFILTRATED THE FIVE YEAR OLD TO TEXAS"
"Oh yeah, we just found this 5 year old abandoned, and we brought him home, and his mom refused to open the door for reasons totally unrelated to us being armed thugs, so we did what any caring person would do and EXFILTRATED THE FIVE YEAR OLD TO TEXAS"
January 24, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The fact that Bongino was literally like:
"Oh yeah, we just found this 5 year old abandoned, and we brought him home, and his mom refused to open the door for reasons totally unrelated to us being armed thugs, so we did what any caring person would do and EXFILTRATED THE FIVE YEAR OLD TO TEXAS"
"Oh yeah, we just found this 5 year old abandoned, and we brought him home, and his mom refused to open the door for reasons totally unrelated to us being armed thugs, so we did what any caring person would do and EXFILTRATED THE FIVE YEAR OLD TO TEXAS"
They say anger is just unexpressed sadness.
At the moment, my sorrow is incandescent.
At the moment, my sorrow is incandescent.
January 22, 2026 at 1:12 PM
They say anger is just unexpressed sadness.
At the moment, my sorrow is incandescent.
At the moment, my sorrow is incandescent.
Every reporter should be asking where the surge of *judges* is.
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Every reporter should be asking where the surge of *judges* is.
So talk me down here...
How do you have a functioning republic if one man has the ability to use the DoJ to target political opponents arbitrarily?
How do you have a functioning republic if one man has the ability to use the DoJ to target political opponents arbitrarily?
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
So talk me down here...
How do you have a functioning republic if one man has the ability to use the DoJ to target political opponents arbitrarily?
How do you have a functioning republic if one man has the ability to use the DoJ to target political opponents arbitrarily?
Noem: Agents discharged weapons at obstructors
Reporter: The family killed was inside their home eating dinner
Noem: It was breakfast for dinner. It frightened and confused the Agents.
Reporter: They were eating pizza.
Noem: The pizza had sausage on it
Reporter: The family killed was inside their home eating dinner
Noem: It was breakfast for dinner. It frightened and confused the Agents.
Reporter: They were eating pizza.
Noem: The pizza had sausage on it
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Noem: Agents discharged weapons at obstructors
Reporter: The family killed was inside their home eating dinner
Noem: It was breakfast for dinner. It frightened and confused the Agents.
Reporter: They were eating pizza.
Noem: The pizza had sausage on it
Reporter: The family killed was inside their home eating dinner
Noem: It was breakfast for dinner. It frightened and confused the Agents.
Reporter: They were eating pizza.
Noem: The pizza had sausage on it
Neat that we invented a thing that is like "there might be martial law!"
And you keep refreshing being like "Is there martial law yet?"
And it is like "Maybe... wanna talk about how horrible that would be?"
And you keep refreshing being like "Is there martial law yet?"
And it is like "Maybe... wanna talk about how horrible that would be?"
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Neat that we invented a thing that is like "there might be martial law!"
And you keep refreshing being like "Is there martial law yet?"
And it is like "Maybe... wanna talk about how horrible that would be?"
And you keep refreshing being like "Is there martial law yet?"
And it is like "Maybe... wanna talk about how horrible that would be?"
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ICE's narrative... makes no sense.
They detail a scene where the shooting victim was attacking them with improvised melee weapons, and they shot in self-defense.
The cell phone video documents that the man fled via car, went into his home, closed the door, and was shot through the door.
They detail a scene where the shooting victim was attacking them with improvised melee weapons, and they shot in self-defense.
The cell phone video documents that the man fled via car, went into his home, closed the door, and was shot through the door.
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
ICE's narrative... makes no sense.
They detail a scene where the shooting victim was attacking them with improvised melee weapons, and they shot in self-defense.
The cell phone video documents that the man fled via car, went into his home, closed the door, and was shot through the door.
They detail a scene where the shooting victim was attacking them with improvised melee weapons, and they shot in self-defense.
The cell phone video documents that the man fled via car, went into his home, closed the door, and was shot through the door.
Banger from mpls local Durry
youtube.com/shorts/sDZGj...
youtube.com/shorts/sDZGj...
POV: Oops you did a fascism
YouTube video by Durry
youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Banger from mpls local Durry
youtube.com/shorts/sDZGj...
youtube.com/shorts/sDZGj...
Looking up from a book on quantum electrodynamics: "Man, reality sure is weird."
Turns on the news: "Man, reality sure is weird."
Turns on the news: "Man, reality sure is weird."
January 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Looking up from a book on quantum electrodynamics: "Man, reality sure is weird."
Turns on the news: "Man, reality sure is weird."
Turns on the news: "Man, reality sure is weird."
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The image of the blood-soaked airbag next to the glove compartment overflowing with stuffed animals is going to stick with me for a very long time.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The image of the blood-soaked airbag next to the glove compartment overflowing with stuffed animals is going to stick with me for a very long time.
On the bright side, if JD made an impassioned plea to an armed, worked up crowd to attack the Capitol, it would only succeed in making storming the Capital seem like a lame and awkward idea.
January 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
On the bright side, if JD made an impassioned plea to an armed, worked up crowd to attack the Capitol, it would only succeed in making storming the Capital seem like a lame and awkward idea.
It is more like the "Cartman Doctrine"
a cartoon character with the words wha-eva i 'll do what i want written above her
ALT: a cartoon character with the words wha-eva i 'll do what i want written above her
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
It is more like the "Cartman Doctrine"
I read Maria Lucia's book, and it is wonderful and heartbreaking.
www.upress.umn.edu/978151791886...
#minneapolis
www.upress.umn.edu/978151791886...
#minneapolis
What Doesn't Kill Me Makes Me Weirder and Harder to Relate To
An iconic rock DJ of the Twin Cities tells her harrowing story of being stalked while living her very public life What’s it like to be in the public spotli...
www.upress.umn.edu
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I read Maria Lucia's book, and it is wonderful and heartbreaking.
www.upress.umn.edu/978151791886...
#minneapolis
www.upress.umn.edu/978151791886...
#minneapolis
Me:
"We must interpret each other's actions in the most positive light, for everyone is a complex individual trying their best in this crazy world"
Me when a car unexpectedly appears and makes it so I have to wait three seconds longer to turn:
"You are a DEMON sent to VEX ME!"
"We must interpret each other's actions in the most positive light, for everyone is a complex individual trying their best in this crazy world"
Me when a car unexpectedly appears and makes it so I have to wait three seconds longer to turn:
"You are a DEMON sent to VEX ME!"
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Me:
"We must interpret each other's actions in the most positive light, for everyone is a complex individual trying their best in this crazy world"
Me when a car unexpectedly appears and makes it so I have to wait three seconds longer to turn:
"You are a DEMON sent to VEX ME!"
"We must interpret each other's actions in the most positive light, for everyone is a complex individual trying their best in this crazy world"
Me when a car unexpectedly appears and makes it so I have to wait three seconds longer to turn:
"You are a DEMON sent to VEX ME!"
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
December 26, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
Philosopher: "Comparison is the thief of joy"
Tech Bro: "I just had the most awesome idea."
Tech Bro: "I just had the most awesome idea."
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Philosopher: "Comparison is the thief of joy"
Tech Bro: "I just had the most awesome idea."
Tech Bro: "I just had the most awesome idea."
I believe when you die, you goto a perfect place, specifically, Plato's "Perfect Plane of the Ideal", and there's a bunch of geometric shapes floating around, and all the jocks are sitting around sad and bored and all the math nerds are freaking out over at the sickest cone they've ever seen.
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I believe when you die, you goto a perfect place, specifically, Plato's "Perfect Plane of the Ideal", and there's a bunch of geometric shapes floating around, and all the jocks are sitting around sad and bored and all the math nerds are freaking out over at the sickest cone they've ever seen.
I feel like we need more national news coverage that Minnesotans have been pelting ICE with snowballs.
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I feel like we need more national news coverage that Minnesotans have been pelting ICE with snowballs.
*farts presidentially*
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
*farts presidentially*
Trump's "Buy Citizenship" website let's you choose countries that haven't existed since the first Star Wars movie in 1977 came out.
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Trump's "Buy Citizenship" website let's you choose countries that haven't existed since the first Star Wars movie in 1977 came out.
Took the family out to Wendy's for a quick dinner, rang up as $24.65, but then Chuck Schumer popped his head in and yelled "No! Charge them more to perpetuate our hoax!", and then they charged me $46.93.
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Took the family out to Wendy's for a quick dinner, rang up as $24.65, but then Chuck Schumer popped his head in and yelled "No! Charge them more to perpetuate our hoax!", and then they charged me $46.93.