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laserdog.bsky.social
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I guess I need to put something here.

Maybe all my excess existential dread?
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meme: Surprised Pikachu "Confused Republicans who only press moral issue when convenient"
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
laserdog.bsky.social
Institutional Democrats be like:
skinner out of touch meme: IS MY HALF CENTURY OF CLINGING TO POWER AND UNWAVING TRUST IN INSTITUTIONS BECOMING THE VERY PROBLEM THAT THREATENS THOSE INSTITUTIONS?
October 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
"Is this" butterfly meme template, where the butterfly is "Blatant Corruption" and the glasses guy is asking "Is this economic policy?"
October 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Grandmother Sengir, who isn't even a vampire.
The magic card Grandmother Sengir
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
laserdog.bsky.social
Me describing Trump's base:

"The cryptobros, the Gooners, the red-pillers, the christo-nationalists, the black-pillers, the Groypers. They think he's a righteous dude"
September 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
laserdog.bsky.social
"Get in Losers" Mean Girls Meme: 3 girls in a convertible with text Get in Losers WE'RE MAKING A CULTURAL HUMAN Centipede
August 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
laserdog.bsky.social
Meme: Pawn Stars "Best I can do is chuck schumer being super cringey"
July 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Meme: Avengers, Dr Banner in a ruined NYC street, looking back at the team right before he transforms saying "That's my Secret. All My Pillows are shame pillows"
May 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Venture Brothers Brown Widow crossover finally?
Venture Brothers picture featuring Doctor Venture and a six eyed Brown Widow smiling and looking at a notebook
April 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Me yelling at WotC C-levels:
Futurama Meme: Zoidberg (a red humanoid crab monster) in a crowd wearing tuxes, with cupped claws yelling something unspecified at the implied performer on stage.
April 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Friend built this recently, and it performed very well
Magic card: Selvala, Heart of the Wilds 1GG Legendary Creature — Elf Scout Whenever another creature enters, its controller may draw a card if its power is greater than each other creature’s power. {G}, {T}: Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
April 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
2x Jumbo Cactuars?
March 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
laserdog.bsky.social
Also the most confusing.

Didn't Trump rescind EV tax credits... day one?
Meme: Hot Dog Man
March 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Meme: Wolf of Wallstreet, Matthew McConaughey as a business man with a cityscape behind him saying: "You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie number"
March 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Motion to allow this non-EDH legal card in all bracket 1 decks:
Magic Card: Discord, Lord of Disharmony
March 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
I am ashamed that my first reaction was:
"Maybe Girl" meme, a blonde woman with a wide-eyed considering expression on her face.
February 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Sazh's Chocobo magic card
February 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
A candy heart with the text "scrotumtightening" a reference to a quote Ulysses: "The sea, the snotgreen sea, the scrotumtightening sea.”
February 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Reading the News / Cutting Yourself
Office Meme: Pam saying "They're the same picture"
February 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Simpson's Meme. Child pointing and saying "Stop he's already dead". Krusty the Klown atop a masked criminal labeled "Poe's Law", pushing his face into the parking lot asphalt as Krusty Burger employees try to pull him off.
January 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Wolf of Wallstreet meme, man in business suit in nice restaraunt pointing and saying "50 meters? Those are rookie numbers"
January 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Paging Leonardo Divinci:
Magic Card, Leonardo da Vinci, 2{U} Legendary Creature - Human Artificer: {U}{U}: Until end of turn, Thopters you control have base power and toughness X/X, where X is the number of cards in your hand. {2}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If the discarded card was an artifact card, exile it from your graveyard. If you do, create a token that’s a copy of it, except it’s a 0/2 Thopter artifact creature with flying in addition to its other types.
January 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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RIP David Lynch
"Log Lady" from Twin Peaks, in a warmly lit rustic cabin, seated, cradling and stroking an unhewn log, with the caption "And now an ending"
January 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
laserdog.bsky.social
Blue Magic Card "Exchange of Words", from unfinity set
January 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Everyday checking the news:
Bruce Banner from the Avengers, in the backdrop of NYC in flames says "So... This all seems horrible"
December 13, 2024 at 1:42 PM