Mr. Snoofers
@lardog.bsky.social
I have friends everywhere.
Happily married, runner, cyclist, libtard, troublemaker, Jewish antizionist.
Happily married, runner, cyclist, libtard, troublemaker, Jewish antizionist.
I thought they already caught the head of Antifa.
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I thought they already caught the head of Antifa.
-I should have read an online brochure that reported "stingy shoulders" on that road
-I should have pre-driven the road to check out conditions
Basically a smorgasbord of excuses for the jury to pick from.
-I should have pre-driven the road to check out conditions
Basically a smorgasbord of excuses for the jury to pick from.
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
-I should have read an online brochure that reported "stingy shoulders" on that road
-I should have pre-driven the road to check out conditions
Basically a smorgasbord of excuses for the jury to pick from.
-I should have pre-driven the road to check out conditions
Basically a smorgasbord of excuses for the jury to pick from.
right as practicable
-If I'm on the shoulder I should be riding close to the fog line (no law states this)
-I shouldn't have been riding a "Ferrari" road bike on those roads
-The gravel on the shoulder was "by design". (It had been swept by the end of the trial.)
-If I'm on the shoulder I should be riding close to the fog line (no law states this)
-I shouldn't have been riding a "Ferrari" road bike on those roads
-The gravel on the shoulder was "by design". (It had been swept by the end of the trial.)
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
right as practicable
-If I'm on the shoulder I should be riding close to the fog line (no law states this)
-I shouldn't have been riding a "Ferrari" road bike on those roads
-The gravel on the shoulder was "by design". (It had been swept by the end of the trial.)
-If I'm on the shoulder I should be riding close to the fog line (no law states this)
-I shouldn't have been riding a "Ferrari" road bike on those roads
-The gravel on the shoulder was "by design". (It had been swept by the end of the trial.)
I was riding on the shoulder which should have been swept clean per AZ law instead of having an inch of loose gravel. City lawyers said:
-Shoulder is not a bike lane (ok?)
-You can't ride on the shoulder (not true)
-I should have been in the middle of the lane (AZ law says to ride as far to the
-Shoulder is not a bike lane (ok?)
-You can't ride on the shoulder (not true)
-I should have been in the middle of the lane (AZ law says to ride as far to the
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I was riding on the shoulder which should have been swept clean per AZ law instead of having an inch of loose gravel. City lawyers said:
-Shoulder is not a bike lane (ok?)
-You can't ride on the shoulder (not true)
-I should have been in the middle of the lane (AZ law says to ride as far to the
-Shoulder is not a bike lane (ok?)
-You can't ride on the shoulder (not true)
-I should have been in the middle of the lane (AZ law says to ride as far to the
10/10 not a gamer or horse person but now I want to be both.
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
10/10 not a gamer or horse person but now I want to be both.
Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Autocomplete.
February 13, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Autocomplete.
Crashed my bike on a bad chip seal cleanup in AZ. City was in violation of the law, I wasn’t breaking any law. Should have been a slam dunk. City insurance company lawyers threw everything at the wall and gave the jury every excuse to blame me and they did.
February 13, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Crashed my bike on a bad chip seal cleanup in AZ. City was in violation of the law, I wasn’t breaking any law. Should have been a slam dunk. City insurance company lawyers threw everything at the wall and gave the jury every excuse to blame me and they did.
The party of personal responsibility.
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The party of personal responsibility.
Reposted by Mr. Snoofers
LMFAO
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
LMFAO
I really didn't need to know there were so many horrible people in this world.
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I really didn't need to know there were so many horrible people in this world.
And they accuse liberals of being entitled elitists?
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
And they accuse liberals of being entitled elitists?
Chuck Norris would have given them the gold.
chuck norris is sitting at a table with a pepsi cup
ALT: chuck norris is sitting at a table with a pepsi cup
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Chuck Norris would have given them the gold.
I heard the Supreme Court lifted the closure on the shadow docket.
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I heard the Supreme Court lifted the closure on the shadow docket.
The only thing black that the GOP supports is black lung.
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The only thing black that the GOP supports is black lung.
I subscribe to plenty of independents. Not giving money to the employer of Scott Jennings.
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I subscribe to plenty of independents. Not giving money to the employer of Scott Jennings.
Article about air travel safety behind a paywall. Well played, CNN.
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Article about air travel safety behind a paywall. Well played, CNN.
Congrats, Seattle, your out-of-control SPD killed a fellow citizen and cost you $29M that could have gone to something useful.
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Congrats, Seattle, your out-of-control SPD killed a fellow citizen and cost you $29M that could have gone to something useful.
Jessica with no filter!
February 11, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Jessica with no filter!
Is she using the Kari Lake soft filter for her video?
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Is she using the Kari Lake soft filter for her video?
❌ Human Colony on Mars
❌ Human Colony on Moon
❓ Syphilis Colony in his brain
❌ Human Colony on Moon
❓ Syphilis Colony in his brain
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
❌ Human Colony on Mars
❌ Human Colony on Moon
❓ Syphilis Colony in his brain
❌ Human Colony on Moon
❓ Syphilis Colony in his brain
Done! I wonder if I should get it professionally graded?
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Done! I wonder if I should get it professionally graded?
That boy is compensating for something.
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
That boy is compensating for something.